Ford Prefect 5,475 13
10/02/2001 01:02 PM

*holds up bic lighter*

shoelace414 10,080 13
10/02/2001 01:03 PM

please realize that the things you say on GAB do affect real-life people.

Squeamish 38,986 14
10/02/2001 01:04 PM

Please remember that the votebots you write do affect real-life comedy festivals.

The Dirty Vicar 17,446 13
10/02/2001 01:05 PM

"Your freedom, as we all learned in our high school government class, stops at the next person's nose."



And, as a colollary, "You can't pick your friend's nose".

Squeamish 38,986 14
10/02/2001 01:06 PM

>You can't pick your friend's nose



According to the 33rd Amendment, you can, but only in Arkansas.

Fronzel Neekburm 15,959 13
10/02/2001 01:10 PM

Some of the board hasn't been through high school yet.

froglord 9,243 13
10/02/2001 01:11 PM

Go John. Go John. It's your birthday.



Notices everyone staring



I know it's sad when geeks try to be cool.

Pobble 1,937 13
10/02/2001 01:34 PM

I agree with John. Banning people is not what Gab's about.



Frankly, what happened last night reflected on Kenshin far worse than banning him could. So I suggest that those who have decided not to post in his threads keep to their decision, and we get on with business as usual.



<business as usual>



A man goes to a fancy dress party with a naked woman on his back.



"What have you come as?" asks the host.



"A snail," he replies.



"But there's a naked woman on your back!"



"I know. That's Michelle."

froglord 9,243 13
10/02/2001 01:36 PM

2 guys walk into a bar, which is stupid because the second guy should have seen it after the first guy walked into it.

Jinx 5,835 13
10/02/2001 01:37 PM

Hey! John isn't drunk any more!





(Didn't anyone else notice he was drunk for about 5 days straight?)

Sleestack 30,342 13
10/02/2001 01:38 PM

I was writing an email back to John, making a final plea, when I found myself logically coming to the same place he did.



Curse that Mr. Smarty-Pants.

Pobble 1,937 13
10/02/2001 01:38 PM

The banner at the top of my screen says he's still drunk.

Jinx 5,835 13
10/02/2001 01:38 PM

Hmmm...mine says "Kellogg's Raisin Bran advertising porno sites?!"

Sleestack 30,342 13
10/02/2001 01:44 PM

Mine too. Must be a time zone delay.



*is pummeled*

Moon 4,366 14
10/02/2001 02:00 PM

I've said a lot of reprehensible things. And so far I've only got one ban threatening and thats for figuring out how to imp people (the exact same way it worked on Stew I might add)

Nutbutter 181,311 35
10/02/2001 02:04 PM

I'm curious about what John has found offensive here.



I bet it was the time Ford said that real long thing about that thing Squeamish disagreed with.

Kenshin 2,469 13
10/02/2001 02:06 PM

Thanks John, I will keep what you said in mind. But I do not think that it is fair that no-one will post in my threads anymore, because pobble (Mary Poppins) insists that everyone should continue not posting in my threads. I understand that what I did might seem alittle over the top, but I didn't really do anything. She has decided to tell everyone making me look like a bad guy when in reality, I was just starting another thread like ALL of my other threads, this one however turned for the worse.



I new that I was not going to be banned because I didn't do anything, I just pretty much layed back watching the disaster unfold. And I knew the thread wouldn't be deleted because well... There's alread worse threads on the board.



This is THE last time Im gonna talk about this so read it carefully and please keep in mind, Im a good guy.

Sleestack 30,342 13
10/02/2001 02:07 PM

We were there. We saw.



You're the bad guy.



We're not posting in your threads anymore.

Feeble 32,400 15
10/02/2001 02:09 PM

OK. It's your board,and you make the rules.



If, however, making light of a gabber being raped can't get you banned, then nothing should, and we can just drop all thought of it. I can't imagine anything more horrible.



And note that "making light of someone being raped" is not at all the same as "making a joke about a rape that never happened". Trixxie giving me a cyber reaming, as (s)he did once, is not the same, children.

Nutbutter 181,311 35
10/02/2001 02:10 PM

Kenshin, try to be less of an idiot and people will treat you with a bit more respect. Hell, I like ya. You can come to my house and Frost my sister.



On the other hand, I don't know who went emailing John and Tim about banning Kenshin but they should probably take a big whiff of reality.



I'm sure between raising a newborn, looking for work, working on a house, working full time, etc, etc, etc, they have nothing better to do.



Jeeze. I thought I was a whiney bitch who took things too seriously.

The Dirty Vicar 17,446 13
10/02/2001 02:13 PM

Don't worry, this lot won't learn a thing and we'll be back to normal by the end of the week.

Kenshin 2,469 13
10/02/2001 02:13 PM

I know sleestack was one of them, Im not too sure about pobble though, she doesn't seem to like to do things herself, unless ofcourse it's to ruin my image on GAB.

Princess Trixxie 65,026 15
10/02/2001 02:14 PM

I don't remember tossing your cyber salad, was it good for both of us ????? Nevermind, I don't remember about 90% of my sexual experiences anyway.

SheCabbage 5,200 13
10/02/2001 02:15 PM

For the record -



I refuse to post in Kenshin's threads or acknowledge him because I do not like him. It predates Pobble.

SheCabbage 5,200 13
10/02/2001 02:15 PM

But I still love Pobblywobbly very very much.

Feeble 32,400 15
10/02/2001 02:15 PM

Trixxie, I think you may have been drunk at the time. It was clear back on Gab 1.0.

Princess Trixxie 65,026 15
10/02/2001 02:15 PM

I quess everybody has a string, I can pull yours, watch





Nutter has man boobs, Nutter has man boobs.

Moon 4,366 14
10/02/2001 02:15 PM

By the end of the week I will stand up to the bully and make him know its wrong to pick on people just because they have spina bifida.

Princess Trixxie 65,026 15
10/02/2001 02:16 PM

100% of my sexual experience have been while I was drunk, I vote I be banned for making fun of Nutter's Man Boobs

Sleestack 30,342 13
10/02/2001 02:17 PM

Incorrect, you waste of life. I did not ask that you be banned. I asked that the threads be removed.



I asked them respectfully, and they gave me respectful answers.

Nutbutter 181,311 35
10/02/2001 02:18 PM

"If, however, making light of a gabber being raped can't get you banned, then nothing should, and we can just drop all thought of it. I can't imagine anything more horrible."



Again, a reminder that Kenshin never mentioned about being raped. Pobble mentioned it after about three posts in that thread. I also recall Pobble mentioning about the rape back on Gab 1.0 or Stew. If it was such a personal issue that bothered her so much she should not have told anyone, much less a 17 year old kid on ICQ about it. I wont go so far as to blame Pobble but saying "Kenshin should be banned because he started yet another of his flame-bait threads and Pobble took it the wrong way" is no different than "ban Kenshin because I don't like him."



And if "making light of it" is a ban-worthy crime than Squeamish should have been banned based on his first post to that thread. Then where do we draw the line? Cancer isn't funny either but many of us have made cancer jokes. The holocaust isn't funny, is it? Lots of things "aren't funny."



This is a public comedy board. Anything mentioned here is fair game. If you don't want to take the risk that something will be made fun of, don't post it here. And perhaps it's not in the Gab Bylaws but perhaps it should be extended to "if you don't want something made fun of on Gab, don't tell any Gabbers about it on ICQ unless you're 100% sure you can trust them."



If Kenshin is a known idiot, what is the word for someone who trusts that known idiot with such "personal" information?

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
10/02/2001 02:18 PM

Nobody made light of a gabber getting raped. Tavis likes Pobble, so there's no danger of that.

Cap'n Stuby 17,826 13
10/02/2001 02:18 PM

Spina bifida can be cured in our lifetime!



But not if you have spina bifida, you'll be dead LONG before they ever finda cure.

Cap'n Stuby 17,826 13
10/02/2001 02:20 PM

Nuybutter showed us right.



Nutbutter, please tell me you're an old black man in your spare time; you dropped some ILL reasoning on us, yo!

Ford Prefect 5,475 13
10/02/2001 02:21 PM

Not to put too fine a point on it, but imagine being put up at a females apartment, and being called a monster in public by her a week later, when you thought she was your friend... for reasons to this day that were never explained or justified, even when asked point blank on numerous occasions by several people. It took a really long time for anybody at all to come out for me in my defense, even when they *knew* I was getting Frosted over. They assumed, rightly, that I could take care of myself.



I think what Kenshin did was pretty loathsome, but actually Liz has posted the fact that she was raped long ago on Gab. That in no way exonerates him because he didn't know that. And not only that, approximately 100% of Gabbers rallied to her side. And really, they wouldn't have needed to. You don't know anybody as smart as her. Trust me.



So basically Gab did a bang-up job of policing itself, anyway. You just don't want to get in the middle of Shakespeare like this and it would be horrible to force John or Codeslave in the middle... I think everybody agrees it's better just to roll with the bullShakespeare and take your chances?

Nutbutter 181,311 35
10/02/2001 02:21 PM

I don't have any spare time, Stoob, I spend it all posting useless crap here.

Nutbutter 181,311 35
10/02/2001 02:22 PM

Ford should be banned because he doesn't believe in Jesus.

Sleestack 30,342 13
10/02/2001 02:22 PM

Nutbutter, Ford's transcription clearly showed that Kenshin's intent was to make Pobble sweat it out. It also showed his complete lack of concern and disregard for keeping private anything Pobble might have told him.



That's callous and mean to a degree that I find unforgivable.

Princess Trixxie 65,026 15
10/02/2001 02:23 PM

Wait, Kenshin is really a real person and not Moon and a picture of Therlin's nephew ????

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
10/02/2001 02:23 PM

*knows some pretty smart people*

SheCabbage 5,200 13
10/02/2001 02:24 PM

</whining>

Pobble 1,937 13
10/02/2001 02:24 PM

Ruin your image? Oh, for God's sake.



I didn't mail John and Codeslave to ruin your image. I mailed them because you'd behaved in a totally unforgivable manner.

Moon 4,366 14
10/02/2001 02:24 PM

Is it safe to say Kenshin isnt welcome on the CS server?

Ford Prefect 5,475 13
10/02/2001 02:25 PM

Scooter. Dude. Trust me.

Feeble 32,400 15
10/02/2001 02:25 PM

Pobble should never have trusted Kenshin. However, if you don't know enough to keep secrets by the age of 17, you deserve to have your underwear hooked over your ears in the locker room a few dozen times.

Cap'n Stuby 17,826 13
10/02/2001 02:26 PM

I only work three days a week, so I have to spend all day here, too.



You people probably get worked up when jellied pig's testes go up 45 cents at the Safeway...



"Dammit! You need to be banned! This is the most malicious, pre-meditated emotional assassination I've ever seen!







No, I don't eat them, but someone I KNOW does...."

Kenshin 2,469 13
10/02/2001 02:26 PM

Nutbutter, thats a great announcment.

Kenshin 2,469 13
10/02/2001 02:26 PM

you rock

The Dirty Vicar 17,446 13
10/02/2001 02:27 PM

Sometimes I roll myself in plastic wrap and then hop down to the post office to see what sort of postage I would need to be taken next door to the pet groomer.



Only sometimes, though.

Moon 4,366 14
10/02/2001 02:27 PM

the best way to get a thread taken down is to right someones address in the thread.

Nutbutter 181,311 35
10/02/2001 02:28 PM

I didn't read Ford's transcription, Slee. I don't read anything Frod posts.



Again, I'm not sticking up for Kenshin, I'm just mentioning that just because he's making fun of someone's tragedy (something a lot of us do...) is no reason to get him banned.



People want him banned because they don't like him, that's all. If not liking someone were a good enough reason to ban them I'd have a lot more free time and I'd get much more work done.

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
10/02/2001 02:29 PM

One of my friends has a masters in Information Systems. In the course of working he came up with software good enough to quit his job and start a business selling his software full-time.



He plays keyboards pretty good too. Even drunk!

Nutbutter 181,311 35
10/02/2001 02:29 PM

Shut up, Kenshin.

Feeble 32,400 15
10/02/2001 02:32 PM

So we aren't going to ban anyone, ever, which is what I said.



Nutbutter, you do so read Ford's posts, and then you play with your man boobs. Confess. We have film.

Feeble 32,400 15
10/02/2001 02:32 PM

Oh, and by the way, the best thing about this thread is that it's really boosting John's ranking.

Sleestack 30,342 13
10/02/2001 02:33 PM

Oh good heavens, I don't want him banned. He's fun to poke at with sharp sticks.



Silly Nutbutter.



Still, you should read Ford's transcript, if your stomach can take it, of course. It really sheds light on the matter.

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
10/02/2001 02:35 PM

He also has a huge dog named "Sage" who is just the shiznit.

Nutbutter 181,311 35
10/02/2001 02:35 PM

The best thing about this thread is that I made you all my bitches.



Again.



And I don't read Ford's posts. Not even one of them. Never have, never will. I see Ford's name and I scroll.

Princess Trixxie 65,026 15
10/02/2001 02:37 PM

Would someone please explain to me, just when Kenshin stoped being a made up character and started being a real person ???? Please ?????

Sleestack, Bitch of Nutbutter 30,342 13
10/02/2001 02:37 PM

Now that is simply not true.

The Dirty Vicar 17,446 13
10/02/2001 02:38 PM

On the other hand, there are some days when I just cannot bear to get out of bed without putting on the angel wings, Dr. Schol's sandals, and marching on Washington to complain about the cost of rat milk.

Bonky 75,733 15
10/02/2001 02:40 PM

All I see in this thread is talk of the Dirty Vicar's package. It's everywhere! Can't you people see it?

Bonky 75,733 15
10/02/2001 02:42 PM

Also, some clarification, weren't Hairless Bob and Hamhock banned from GAB?



Oh yeah, that's right. They pissed off John and Marilyn. Now I remember.

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
10/02/2001 02:44 PM

Hamhock threatened SkunkCarroll several times with physical violence in ways that sounded serious. I can understand banning for that.

Nutbutter 181,311 35
10/02/2001 02:45 PM

Scooter Brown should be banned because he likes Dream Theater.

The Dirty Vicar 17,446 13
10/02/2001 02:47 PM

I want Dave Matthews band.

Sleestack, Craven Whore of Nutbutter 30,342 13
10/02/2001 02:47 PM

to be banned?

Feeble 32,400 15
10/02/2001 02:47 PM

Threatening with violence should get you banned, because it's a crime. John could be held liable otherwise.

Nutbutter 181,311 35
10/02/2001 02:48 PM

Nice name, Slee. Now if the rest of my bitches would do the same...

Nutbutter 181,311 35
10/02/2001 02:48 PM

I'll punch your face in, Feeble!

Sleestack, Knob-Slurping Slut of Nutbutter 30,342 13
10/02/2001 02:49 PM

Thank you.

Cap'n Stuby 17,826 13
10/02/2001 02:49 PM

Congratulation!



CULPABLE IS YOU!

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
10/02/2001 02:50 PM

I know I'll never get banned for that, because if you did that, you'd have to ban Peon too. And nobody wants to ban Peon until they can figure out who the hell he is.

Kenshin 2,469 13
10/02/2001 02:51 PM

I was just gonna post about hat Trixxie, good point. how come every other day of the year I'm a bot or someones alter ego and now I'm a real person? does this mean you always thought kenshin is real? suckers.

PooPoo 2,710 12
10/02/2001 02:51 PM

i, too, would like to point out that there were "don't post in kenshin's threads" threads a good bit before all this with pobble happened. and even if there weren't, i don't recall pobble asking us not to post in his threads.

Bonky 75,733 15
10/02/2001 02:51 PM

Uh oh. I told someone I'd gut them like a fish yesterday.





It's been fun, guys.

brother bill 1,905 13
10/02/2001 03:43 PM

Pobble should never have trusted Kenshin. However, if you don't know enough to keep secrets by the age of 17, you deserve to have your underwear hooked over your ears in the locker room a few dozen times.



I'll hook your underwear over your ears if you can keep a secret. wink wink nudge nudge.

</QTA>

postbear 10,158 13
10/02/2001 04:17 PM

i'm glad to hear the kenshin collective isn't banned.



i'm much happier to hear that people wil ignore him more and more.



i'd be the great shining ball of happiness if he were hit by a bus.

froglord 9,243 13
10/02/2001 04:25 PM

I'm not falling for the "they're the great, shining balls of happiness line.....







































again."

Trae 156,790 17
10/02/2001 04:28 PM

Well, it seems going to bed early has afforded me the great loss of seeing the chaos that unfolded here last night.



I haven't opened up the threads and I haven't read the contents. I did however, read this thread.



That being said, I agree somewhat with what everyone has said on this subject. I learned the hard way (and not in a good hard sexual way) that anything you post here is fair game...........basically, if "...you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen."



Lastly, Kenshin has now become the most popular poster on GAB........like him or loathe him, we all had a hand in that end result.

Nutbutter 181,311 35
10/02/2001 04:37 PM

Did I mention to you guys that Trae told me she once got gang-sodomized by a pack of wild boars?

Sleestack 30,342 13
10/02/2001 04:42 PM

When was Trae is South Africa?



Oh, boars...





Remember, kids, useless knowledge + bad puns = poor obscure joke.

postbear 10,158 13
10/02/2001 04:44 PM

it wasn't that obscure, you whoer.

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
10/02/2001 04:46 PM

Ah no, Vicar is still the most popular poster on Gab.

shoelace414 10,080 13
10/02/2001 04:47 PM

If you think that way Trae, I guess Osama Bin Laden is the most populour person in America.

1,937 13
10/02/2001 05:10 PM

Read Kenshin's thread before you pass judgement, Trae.

30,342 13
10/02/2001 05:12 PM

Please return me to the upright position, baybee!

Trae 156,790 17
10/02/2001 05:25 PM

Nutty, I was bored by a wild gang bang..... please get your facts right.





Why is it that everytime a post an OPINION on here it turns into a JUDGEMENT?? Whateva people!







Whines: "But I don't wanna read the threads!!!

froglord 9,243 13
10/02/2001 05:37 PM

Trae, I'd be happy to help you get rid of your threads.

Trae 156,790 17
10/02/2001 06:05 PM

clickie for froggie....

Peon 6,076 13
10/03/2001 02:17 PM

>And nobody wants to ban Peon until they can figure out who the hell he is



Dammit, my bio makes it very clear who I am. But, really nobody wants to ban me because I'm just so boring and nonconfrontational.

Princess Trixxie 65,026 15
10/03/2001 02:20 PM

The first rule of GAB is that no one talks about rape.

Chouggy 5,183 13
10/03/2001 02:22 PM

Yeah, but what about incest? THAT's funny!

Ford Prefect 5,475 13
10/03/2001 02:22 PM

Except if they are talking about beating off to gay/straight rape videos

She-bot 909 13
10/03/2001 03:00 PM

I do not think that it is fair that no-one will post in my threads anymore, because pobble (Mary Poppins) insists that everyone should continue not posting in my threads

What Pobble may want has no bearing on my decision to boycott your threads, Kennyshun.

Pobble 1,937 13
10/03/2001 03:04 PM

Actually, although I think avoiding his threads is an excellent idea, I can't claim it for my own. It was Postbear's idea, I think.



I am, obviously, thrilled to be compared to everyone's favourite sweep Frost-ing magical nanny.



*Befriends old tramp lady selling birdseed*

Feeble 32,400 15
10/03/2001 03:14 PM

I boycott Kenshin because he is evil, not because Pobble is Good. Although Pobble is a shining light in the Gab Universe.



Nutbutter, you threatening to punch me in the face, does not constitute a threat of violence. Violence has to do actual harm, and you bruising your knuckles slightly does not qualify.

6,076 13
10/03/2001 03:14 PM

Who will buy this beautiful morning?

She-bot 909 13
10/03/2001 06:20 PM

Where is Love?

Feeble 32,400 15
10/03/2001 06:43 PM

What's love got to do with it? What's love, but a second hand emotion?

d8uv Bin Laden 3,011 13
10/03/2001 08:39 PM

What am I, but a second-rate emoticon.



Well, it's closer to 17th rate, or possibly 22nd rate.