Sleestack 30,342 13
10/05/2001 12:09 PM

JD. It's my initials.



My friends have no imagination.

Squeamish 38,986 14
10/05/2001 12:09 PM

When I was a pledge my nickname was "Fat Ass."



Don't ever let anyone tell you frat boys aren't clever.

Stormtrooper in Drag 17,582 13
10/05/2001 12:09 PM

Some people call me Mookie, sheesh.

macleod99 53 12
10/05/2001 12:10 PM

Snuggle Bunny.



Kanga.



Women can be so silly.

Bonky 75,733 15
10/05/2001 12:10 PM

Andra.

Squeamish 38,986 14
10/05/2001 12:11 PM

Throughout high school I was "Timmy."



That's what everyone I know from tht era still calls me.



My wife HATES it.

Ford Prefect 5,475 13
10/05/2001 12:11 PM

One friend calls me Rico Suave. Spanish pronunciation. To be an ass, obviously.



Couple girls I've known forever call me Mikey. After my middle name.



I've been called Evil Clayton by my brother Clayton's friends. Also Bizarro Clayton.

Bonky 75,733 15
10/05/2001 12:11 PM

While growing up, my eldest sister began calling me Flipper. It started after I was trying to play Man from Atlantis in the pool and forgot to breathe so I turned blue.

bridgie 223 11
10/05/2001 12:12 PM

BJ is my initials too. I have about 4000 other nicknames too though. Is the one I have not good enough? Sheesh

The Dirty Vicar 17,446 13
10/05/2001 12:12 PM

Maybe Miss Bridgie isn't real after all.



People call me Jay sometimes.

But they don't call me Ray.

Nutbutter 181,311 35
10/05/2001 12:12 PM

My mom used to call me "Wonder Tongue"

Bonky 75,733 15
10/05/2001 12:15 PM

Bridgie, why did you go by sammie?



Bonky was given to me by my father because, as Urkel will find out, I'm a bit clumsy.

Clagnuts 1,063 11
10/05/2001 12:17 PM

Mostly suspect and occasionaly defendent and recently 23423-09-AD.

1,063 11
10/05/2001 12:18 PM

My friends are now calling me dead Laden or Marine's Bitch.



It hurts my feelings.

Merlin 10,008 13
10/05/2001 12:20 PM

"He Who Touches Where the Swimsuit Covers"

bridgie 223 11
10/05/2001 12:21 PM

Sammie was the name of my cat at the time. She was adorable, and I loved her very much.

Crickette 2,472 12
10/05/2001 12:21 PM

Once upon a time, I was called Edna.



Long story.



Now, to some of my friends, i am known as "the useless one".

Bonky 75,733 15
10/05/2001 12:24 PM

Bonkplomacy n. The ability to tell someone to go to hell and have them look forward to the journey.

Squeamish 38,986 14
10/05/2001 12:25 PM

>i am known as "the useless one".



Your friends must not own any stock in whoever makes Lunchables.

EvilPanda 4,807 13
10/05/2001 12:29 PM

Everyone who has known me for a long time calls me Panda.

The Dirty Vicar 17,446 13
10/05/2001 12:30 PM

What do you call your cat now, Miss Bridgie?

bridgie 223 11
10/05/2001 12:31 PM

She died, her name's still sammie though

Nutbutter 181,311 35
10/05/2001 12:33 PM

Sammie is busy decomposing.

bridgie 223 11
10/05/2001 12:35 PM

Hmm, well, i didn't think that was funny at all.



*tries to think of something mean to say*



Oh, yeah? Well, your mom!

The Dirty Vicar 17,446 13
10/05/2001 12:36 PM

I'm going to buy you a new cat!

Nutbutter 181,311 35
10/05/2001 12:36 PM

What about my mom?

The Dirty Vicar 17,446 13
10/05/2001 12:36 PM

Your mom can buy her own Frost-ing cat.

Nutbutter 181,311 35
10/05/2001 12:37 PM

Is a "Frost-ing Cat" like a regular cat only declawed and with fresher breath?

Ford Prefect 5,475 13
10/05/2001 12:39 PM

I called my little brother "Buttholian" for about ten years.

bridgie 223 11
10/05/2001 12:39 PM

Um, she...uh...hmmmm. Never mind





*pouts*

The Dirty Vicar 17,446 13
10/05/2001 12:42 PM

That's the cutest pout I have ever seen, Miss bridgie.

Just 20Chickens 286,651 61
10/05/2001 12:46 PM

My friends call me Chandler. My friends names are Monica, Joey, Ross, Rachael, Phoebe and Marcel.

froglord 9,243 13
10/05/2001 12:47 PM

considers helpin bridgie. sees she's almost holding her own. Thinks about a blonde, nicknamed BJ, holding her own





I ummmm uuuhhhh goota go do some work. Yes, work.

froglord 9,243 13
10/05/2001 12:48 PM

My typing is fantabulosity personified today.

Squeamish 38,986 14
10/05/2001 12:48 PM

If the cat's breath matters, then you're Frost-ing the wrong end.



Cat's are not like 9-year-olds, only one end is worth the effort.

bridgie 223 11
10/05/2001 12:50 PM

Thank you. My smile's better though.



*stops pouting and starts smiling*



not worth it anyway.

The Dirty Vicar 17,446 13
10/05/2001 12:54 PM

The brilliance of your smile is enough to burn away the rain clouds in my heart and create a shimmering rainbow somewhere behind my lungs.

bridgie 223 11
10/05/2001 12:57 PM

Is this some reverse psychology way of being mean to the newbie?

The Dirty Vicar 17,446 13
10/05/2001 01:05 PM

Not at all, dear thing. I'm just enraptured with your essense.

The Dirty Vicar 17,446 13
10/05/2001 01:06 PM

Essence.



You beauty has also clogged my spelling processor.

bridgie 223 11
10/05/2001 01:08 PM

Hehe, oh. Well, in that case, thanks so much dear.

Merlin 10,008 13
10/05/2001 01:20 PM

The Chinese believe a man's essence is in his spunk.

froglord 9,243 13
10/05/2001 01:34 PM

You look lovely today Bridgie. Did you do something new with your hair?

Peon 6,076 13
10/05/2001 01:34 PM

For some reason, everyone I know calls me Paul.



It's really annoying.

Princess Trixxie 65,026 15
10/05/2001 01:36 PM

Godzilla

Trucks

Drugzilla and



currently

Tricksy

I can't imagine why they call me that.

Feeble 32,400 15
10/05/2001 01:37 PM

My nickname from my children, strangely enough, is "Feeble".



Many women have named me "He who comes too soon". Dammit, I show up 5 minutes late to pick them up, and they still aren't dressed for our date.

froglord 9,243 13
10/05/2001 01:40 PM

I've often answered to Lurch(deep voice) and Bones (tall and thin).

bridgie 223 11
10/05/2001 03:20 PM

Why, yes, i'm glad someone noticed.

froglord 9,243 13
10/05/2001 03:32 PM

It looks great. I'm sure everyone else noticed but was intimidated by your radiance.

bridgie 223 11
10/05/2001 03:35 PM

Oh, i see, thanks for clearing that up.

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
10/05/2001 10:57 PM

Booger and Snotty boy around the workplace (it started before I found out that I have allergys)





one of the old ones that lasted durring a summer when I was around 13, was "Coon Dog" because I was moving old pannel trucks for this auction, and little did I know that there was a racoon sleeping behind the seat where I was driving, so the little Froster wakes up, starts tearing around the truck, and finally out one of the windows.

Bean 8,607 19
10/05/2001 11:56 PM

Umm. Jellybean cause it morphed out of my real name.



Flipper cause an ex coworker called me that when she noticed that I flipped my hair a lot when it fell in my face.



Nels when I was little cause it morphed from my real name also.

CandieKohrne 8,640 15
10/06/2001 12:03 AM

Noone ever gave me a nickname, I had to come up with them on my own.

BaronGecko 0 0
10/06/2001 12:13 AM

Recently people have been calling me hellboy. It may have something to do with this hat I own.

Adrian Von Buttcrack 13,341 13
10/06/2001 12:36 AM

My wife calls me "you sick Frost"

























Usually right after the words "you want to stick that thing where?"

Id 1,116 11
10/06/2001 12:40 AM

I'm "Crazy Tony".



You don't really want to know why.

Fronzel Neekburm 15,959 13
10/06/2001 01:09 AM

I've been called lots of things, but nothing every really stuck.

PooPoo 2,710 12
10/06/2001 04:40 AM

>>>>>One of my friends, for example, calls me BJ. It's not what you're thinking though, it's because i like giving blow jobs<<<







actually, that's exactly what i was thinking.

5,580 13
10/06/2001 07:23 AM

me me me!

m e !

Fronzel Neekburm 15,959 13
10/06/2001 12:08 PM

When I was in school, most of my classmates called me "Superman". What else do you call a dork with glasses?



It also didn't help that my dad's name is Jar-el, I'm Stonger than a locomotive, faster than a speeding bullet, and able to leap tall buildings in a single bound.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
10/06/2001 12:14 PM

My real name is not Ted.



I've always thought "Ted" was synonomous with a used car salesman. I never liked it much. When I was younger I thought my real name was snotty: "Edward". Fo fo fo fo fo!



When I lived in England I had Edward on my resume and it stuck, even though I asked to be called Ted. Brits are weird.



Now my boss calls me Gandalf.

aushie paushie, puddin and pie 5,580 13
10/06/2001 12:16 PM

I've never had a nickname. It's hard to come up with one for "Angel," unless it's "Devil." Sometimes people call me by my first syllable, "Ange."

Dead Robot 67,630 16
10/06/2001 12:19 PM

I shall call you Grimlock.

aushie paushie, puddin and pie 5,580 13
10/06/2001 12:20 PM

Hurray!

bridgie 223 11
10/06/2001 02:57 PM

Um, PooPoo, I figured that's what you were thinking. I was trying to be funny.





Nothing I ever do works out. :(

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
10/06/2001 03:05 PM

My first longterm nickname was "Animal". Then "Gore-head".

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
10/06/2001 03:08 PM

Actually I guess my first one was "Space". A combination of my obsession with outer-space, and the fact that I daydreamed a lot and so when I didn't notice people were talking to me or that the teacher was teaching some Shakespeare people said I was out in space.

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
10/06/2001 03:14 PM

One time when the teacher was teaching I started singing Yellow Submarine without realizing it. She just stopped teaching and the whole class just listened to me singing Yellow Submarine and I never even noticed. The only reason I know this story is because the teacher told my mom. (My mom's a teacher)

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
10/06/2001 03:15 PM

(too)

Superkitten, ambisextrous pikeman! 3,425 0
10/06/2001 03:18 PM

I never had a nickname, which is strange, because I have an extremely Frost-ing common first name, and there were always at least one other kids named "steven" in the class.

Swollen Uvula 1,768 12
10/06/2001 03:23 PM

Growing up, my sister called me "hartley" after a hare in a kid's tv show (because, well, I dunno. I didn't look anything like the hare.)



Now, I'm called "slimey brit" by my own Frost-ing bf!!

Microcube 13,428 12
10/06/2001 03:23 PM

my nicknames have been



"Cecil" no idea why.



"Behtoven" cause I mix techno. or something. written like that



"Famous Amos" no Frost-ing clue. I've never eaten a famous amos cookie in my life



"Jesus" a few of my friends address me as jesus



"Satan" Some christians call me that



"The jolly green giant" - put me in a green shirt and ask me why people call me that

Feeble 32,400 15
10/06/2001 04:09 PM

I think we should call Aushie "Spooner Pooner the Looner Dooner".

Ablutophobic 313 12
10/06/2001 04:09 PM

when i was little my mom used to call me me-me because i talked about myself in the third person.



my old soccer teammates called me punky because i look like soleil moon frye.

Fronzel Neekburm 15,959 13
03/18/2003 12:58 AM

I met a guy named BJ.



I asked what it stood for.



He says "Brian Joeseph.



I look at him and say "come'on, you can tell me. I won't tell anybody else".



We stopped talking to me after that.

You may remember me from such films as ZUG 4,643 11
03/18/2003 11:52 AM

My friends call me 'The Colonel' because of my surname.

You may remember me from such films as ZUG 4,643 11
03/18/2003 11:52 AM

That, and I smell like chicken.

Feeble, Iraqi Weapons Inspector #27 32,400 15
03/18/2003 11:55 AM

Are you extra-crispy?

SheCabbage 5,200 13
03/18/2003 02:10 PM

Dis here is so old!



I don't have a nickname.

salvage of the Elite 28,986 12
03/18/2003 02:50 PM

I've always wanted a nickname. Closest I ever came was in highschool where the girls called me Hell no Fat Ass I won't Go out With Your Fat Ass. Which got shortened to a knee in the nuts.



Good times... good times...

Mr. Gardenback 8,660 11
03/18/2003 08:53 PM

My friends call me Reverend, because I became a Reverend using the awesome powers of the internet.

Mr. Gardenback 8,660 11
04/04/2003 12:53 AM

That Nikky! What'll she do next, eh?

jujube no monkey 23,705 11
04/04/2003 12:55 AM

I knew a girl named nikky I guess you could say she was a sex pot



She had so many devices everything that money could buy

Neepneep, tribute to trae 35,066 15
04/04/2003 01:07 AM

Among my nicknames are: spanky, naughty lady (when i was 13), rubber ducky? and morticia.

jujube no monkey 23,705 11
04/04/2003 01:09 AM

So your a morbid playful dominatrix pedophile

Declan McManus, Chickens's PR staffer 131,891 36
04/04/2003 01:37 AM

I need a new nickname.



Suggestions considered.

red eats pop rocks and coke!!! 600 16
04/04/2003 01:48 AM

Only thing other than red has been "Poop". My dad used to say it all the time, so that's what my kid sister called me once she learned to speak.





NOT good times.

Daggy 86,705 14
04/04/2003 03:46 AM

When I was English winter was cold. At school in winter we had to wear thick black stockings as part of our uniform. They made my skinny legs look like spider legs....... earning me the nickname tarangela. (you know.... tarantula+ angela)





Which is funny cos my name's colin.

Feeble, Annoyer of Gabbers 32,400 15
04/04/2003 08:10 AM

Declan - "Lil' Buddy"? Given that I've got about 8" on you.

The Iconless Gonzo 20,522 17
04/04/2003 08:19 AM

Sometimes people call me "Greg"

You may remember me from such films as ZUG 4,643 11
04/04/2003 09:21 AM

Well I'm sure that everyone will understand my Colonel nickname, Daggy, now that you put my proper name on your forward emails!

Daggy 86,705 14
04/04/2003 09:31 AM

I don't know how to not do that!

It's just GAB for goodness sake..... no axe murderers or rapis... oh.

You may remember me from such films as ZUG 4,643 11
04/04/2003 09:55 AM

Just use my yahoo one.

john_shaft, Elvis' favorite cracker 795 13
04/10/2003 09:28 PM

Purdy-man

Purdaman

SonJay

Squirrel

J

Phat J

Emerson





Manny used to get called weezil and Jesus. Nobody Frosts with the jesus.



I've got a friend nicknamed Buttcrack James...he goes out with buttcrack Ali

Tephlon: I misspell Albaschweitzergottdamu Always! 126 10
04/10/2003 09:43 PM

For some inexplicable reason, people, have in the past called me Dr EvilHorse. Why? who cares? the question is why didn't I use that as my handle, It's so much cooler!

Statickitten is beer drinkin', glue sniffin' 24,428 11
04/10/2003 10:42 PM

My real name is Janice.



When I was younger, my brother used to call me Jandicapped.



I think I already posted this, but because I'm Janicapped, I'll post it again.

Squeezums McSoftie 11,939 13
04/11/2003 03:13 AM

Weasel, but let's not quibble over semantics. The Jesus thing comes up every once in a while but thank God it never stuck. Now it's B-Lo or B-Love, I haven't decided which is stupider.