Microcube 13,428 12
10/12/2001 10:43 PM

good n' plenty

Zappa Krappa 1,896 12
10/12/2001 11:03 PM

snickers

*insert small penis joke here*

Ded_Freex 2,863 12
10/12/2001 11:07 PM

ButterFinger

Pugnacious D 279 11
10/12/2001 11:08 PM

Whatchamacallit?



Oh wait, it'd have to be "Zagnut" because they don't exist anymore.

Callie Mollari 14,455 13
10/12/2001 11:11 PM

Pug, you can still get Zagnuts.

279 11
10/12/2001 11:11 PM

Nut-Rageous



&



Oh, Henry!

Pugnacious D 279 11
10/12/2001 11:12 PM

You can still get them?



But why would anyone want to?



Now, if only they still made Boo-Berry.

279 11
10/12/2001 11:15 PM

*Reads Callie's list*



*Adds Big Hunk, Bun Bar, and Chick-o-Stick to list*

Sir Geek 1,427 11
10/12/2001 11:27 PM

What ?



They still make Boo Berry..



The Stop and Shop by Callie and I have it..

1bigdork 7,825 12
10/13/2001 01:10 AM

Wow! You guys nailed my top three in the first three responses. Clickies for each of you.



How about M&Ms -- a boring evening with two submissives?

[IHS]Cap'n Stuby 17,826 13
10/13/2001 01:13 AM

If Lick A Stix were candies, they'd describe what my life would be like if I got sex. if my girlfriend wore tight jeans too often, then our oral sex life would best be desribed using Sour Patch Kids...

Id 1,116 11
10/13/2001 01:14 AM

I'm thinking "Skor" here.

Adrian Von Buttcrack 13,341 13
10/13/2001 01:14 AM

Witch screams.

1bigdork 7,825 12
10/13/2001 01:22 AM

On my mental list, I can come up with many more gay candies than straight.



Does this make me gay? Mrs. Dork would be pissed.

Id 1,116 11
10/13/2001 01:31 AM

I didn't think candies had a definite sexual orientation. What are we talking about here?

1bigdork 7,825 12
10/13/2001 01:36 AM

Some, like Mike & Ike, might depend upon your gender.



Others, like Hershey's, can be gender neutral but tend to male homosexuality.



But some, like Just Fruits ... well, that's just gay.

Id 1,116 11
10/13/2001 01:38 AM

*gives Ford "useful" clickies*

YipYap 3,028 13
10/13/2001 01:39 AM

Hello? Mounds?

Microcube 13,428 12
10/13/2001 01:40 AM

would that be titty sex?

[IHS]Cap'n Stuby 17,826 13
10/13/2001 01:41 AM

Almond Joys have the nuts, right?

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
10/13/2001 01:41 AM

Skor

1bigdork 7,825 12
10/13/2001 01:42 AM

Almond Joy's has nuts.



Mounds don't.

Psych 988 13
10/13/2001 01:42 AM

All candy is erotic.





Hershey's Kiss.



Mounds.



Pearson's Salted Nut Roll.

Ford Prefect 5,475 13
10/13/2001 01:43 AM

PAYDAY!

Psych 988 13
10/13/2001 01:43 AM

Shakespeare, I wanted to be the first to post about Mounds.

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
10/13/2001 01:43 AM

hey baby

Psych 988 13
10/13/2001 01:44 AM

Baby Ruth, if you're into that sort of thing.

Psych 988 13
10/13/2001 01:45 AM

Sorry, Ford. I cost 100 Grand.

1bigdork 7,825 12
10/13/2001 01:48 AM

Juju-bies: Osama Bin Laden's secret fetish

Ford Prefect 5,475 13
10/13/2001 01:48 AM

Marathon

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
10/13/2001 01:49 AM

humongous Coleridge bars

1bigdork 7,825 12
10/13/2001 01:52 AM

My Honeymoon:



Now & Later

Everlasting Gobstoppers

1bigdork 7,825 12
10/13/2001 01:52 AM

Today:



Chuckles

Id 1,116 11
10/13/2001 01:56 AM

If we're encompassing all candies as opposed to just candy bars, there's Juicy Fruit, Wrigley Gum, and Nutter Butters. And run-of-the-mill "suckers", obviously.

Sleestack 30,342 13
10/13/2001 02:02 AM

Gummy worms.

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
10/13/2001 02:05 AM

buttermilk

psychaholic 4,888 13
10/13/2001 02:38 AM

Those root beer barrels.

Id 1,116 11
10/13/2001 02:40 AM

pixy stix



OK I'm reaching now

psychaholic 4,888 13
10/13/2001 03:01 AM

Peeps.

Stanley Poodle 2,438 13
10/13/2001 03:24 AM

Super Cola!

Microcube 13,428 12
10/13/2001 03:39 AM

sweet tarts

General Tsang's Chicken 161 11
10/13/2001 03:49 AM

I'd have to say Tavis should be known as Almond Joy. Heheheheh.





I'm the Uno bar.



"Who did you have sex with again?"

"Uno!"

"No I don't, I can't remember."

"That's ok, neither can I."





Or Hot Tamales. Hmmmm, maybe Pez. Heheheheheh yuck.





John Hargrave is Boston Baked Beans.

General Tsang's Chicken 161 11
10/13/2001 03:50 AM

Wait, I have it!!!



Nik-L-Nips!!!

Microcube 13,428 12
10/13/2001 03:55 AM

you only charge a nickle?



I charge 35 bucks an hour

Stanley Poodle 2,438 13
10/13/2001 03:56 AM

*has nuts*

Microcube 13,428 12
10/13/2001 04:23 AM

*gets a rubber mallet out*



not for long

Zach 22 11
10/13/2001 08:44 AM

I'm from Arkansas, so I guess . . .



Blow Pops

aushie paushie, puddin and pie 5,580 13
10/13/2001 08:46 AM

Shakespeare, posting on the SO's machine.

The above was me, not him.

aushie paushie, puddin and pie 5,580 13
10/13/2001 08:51 AM

Bit O' Honey,



and obviously:

Candy Corn ;)

Trae 156,790 17
10/13/2001 09:02 AM

Pop Rocks

Bonky 75,733 15
10/13/2001 10:03 AM

Asparagus flavored Wee Willy Winkles, with lemon zest!

Pobble 1,937 13
10/13/2001 10:47 AM

Sherbert Dib-Dab.

vertical bob 26,707 13
10/13/2001 11:41 AM

Atomic Fireballs.

Feeble 32,400 15
10/13/2001 11:48 AM

M&M's. Me & Missus.

postbear 10,158 13
10/13/2001 01:56 PM

piss pops.



of course.

Psych 988 13
10/13/2001 02:51 PM

Everlasting Gobstoppers.

Trae 156,790 17
10/13/2001 03:19 PM

Three Muskateers

Id 1,116 11
10/13/2001 03:22 PM

"Nerds", for those who can't get it anywhere else.

audy 118 11
10/13/2001 05:06 PM

jawbreaker. I have a meager sex life.

Superkitten 3,425 0
10/13/2001 05:46 PM

Pocky. At least that's what my dick looks like after it's been up Squirrel's ass.

1bigdork 7,825 12
10/13/2001 09:44 PM

No volunteers for Mr. Goodbar?

Bean 8,607 19
10/13/2001 09:50 PM

Snickers, cause it satisfies.

Nutbutter 181,311 35
10/13/2001 09:56 PM

Swedish Fish

1bigdork 7,825 12
10/14/2001 12:00 AM

Mrs. Dork told me that hers was Nerds.



She assured me that it was Nerd (singular), but I think that I saw her crossing her fingers.



Just in case, I will be leaving some Anthrax-coated Linux manuals lying around the house.

Declan (Now With Cookies) McManus 131,891 36
03/01/2002 06:39 PM

Last night it was "Good n Plenty"















"Big sex smile."

The Dirty Vicar 17,446 13
03/01/2002 06:41 PM

Poontos

Mexican Charlie 1,094 12
03/01/2002 06:46 PM

Fish Tacos candy.

Squeamish 38,986 14
03/01/2002 06:47 PM

The Baby Ruth from "Caddyshack."

Father Muerte 11,939 13
03/01/2002 06:51 PM

Reese's Pieces

Ford Prefect 5,475 13
03/01/2002 06:57 PM

TOO MUCH INFORMATION DECLAN

1bigdork 7,825 12
03/01/2002 06:59 PM

You Frosted E.T.?





Ouuuch!

Adrian Von Buttcrack 13,341 13
03/01/2002 07:00 PM

I bet ETs glowing finger could work some magic on a mans prostate......

Only 97% as Feeble 32,400 15
03/01/2002 07:01 PM

Hot Tamales!

Declan (Now With Cookies) McManus 131,891 36
03/01/2002 07:02 PM

Ford- go bust another haemmorroid.

Ford Prefect 5,475 13
03/01/2002 07:04 PM

Gee that's original. How about "Eat my festering necrotic foot boils"

Declan (Now With Cookies) McManus 131,891 36
03/01/2002 07:15 PM

No, thank you!

Only 97% as Feeble 32,400 15
03/01/2002 07:17 PM

Eating them uses them up, Ford. If you LICK boils, they are there for you to enjoy later.

aushie 5,580 13
03/01/2002 07:20 PM

Oh my god, that's the best thing you've ever posted, Feeble.

Ford Prefect 5,475 13
03/01/2002 07:21 PM

How did you happen upon this nugget of wisdom, Feeble?

aushie 5,580 13
03/01/2002 07:21 PM

It reminds me of the joke where the old lady hired a guy to bite the boils off her body.

Ford Prefect 5,475 13
03/01/2002 07:24 PM

A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. My farts never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because they don't smell and are silent."

The doctor says, "I see, take these pills and come back to see me next week."

The next week the lady comes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts... although still silent...stink terribly."

The doctor says, "Good!!! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing."

Declan (Now With Cookies) McManus 131,891 36
03/01/2002 07:24 PM

From the Bible, Ford, where else?

Only 97% as Feeble 32,400 15
03/01/2002 07:26 PM

Job didn't lick his boils, Declan, he just scraped them with pottery fragments. Yummy!



Ford, if you like, I can send you some recipes.

Bean 8,607 19
03/02/2002 01:43 AM

Sex candy to licking boils in a single post. That's gotta be a record.

da_pope 1,483 13
03/02/2002 01:52 AM

boogalee bars.











because they don't exist.

Only 97% as Feeble 32,400 15
03/02/2002 10:36 AM

Boogers. Because it's the only way to eat yourself.

SalsaShark 6,518 12
03/02/2002 10:58 AM

"Special Dark."

Wyldnfryd 1,323 12
03/02/2002 11:38 AM

Meat and potatoes.

vertical bob 26,707 13
03/02/2002 12:14 PM

Hot Monkey Love Bar