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Yep....looks like you have been lurking for a while.



SUYT?



please?

This game is an accurate representation of Weekend GAB.

Complete sentances: check

Semi-Decent spelling: Check

Subserviant attitued: Check



Hmm, now only if she's funny.

Hey, I looked at your bio, too.



Where were you when Chickens and Lila needed you?

I looked at you bio and realize that you need to leave more clickies.



I'd be happy to let you click all of my posts for the next week.



You know, for practice.

Chris - Did you really think I'd show them to you right away? Mine are pretty nice, and I don't mind sharing, but usually guys make promises they don't intend to keep give me a clickie in a special place first.



I'm not funny. At all.



I do have other qualities though, but not necessarily good ones.

Uh-oh. You don't by any chance have a fake brother, do you?

No.

Liar.

Now now, Phla. Anita would've been under "Anita Thong" or something. Besides, Underwhere doesn't have any mahas. Clearly, not Anita.

Time will tell, fellow steak. Time will tell.

Heh, "fellow steak." Yes, that got you a clickie.

I'm afraid that I'm missing some crucial information that, if given to me, will make sense of your question.

yes



I thought you lurked for a while?

QUIET YOU.



Demo's over there. Now ske-daddle.

Apparently not long enough!

Clearly, you haven't been lurking long enough. Anyway, Anita was a n00b who was around here during the summer. She liked to be evil to people who found her not funny, and at some point, a random person popped up and pretended to be her brother. I don't remember exactly what happened, but apparently she came up with this "brother" to get more clickies. Very strange lass, that.

I've only been lurking around GAB for about a month, though I've been reading the articles from the main page for ages.



How long should I go back into hiding before saying hello again?

Hi Underwhere. I'm Piemaster. I have shown the world pictures of my penis. I now implore you to SUYT!

Or at least email pics. Email is in profile.

Holli, they'll ask but you must be strong. Don't show them your boobs!

Have you shown them your boobs yet?

It's surprisingly easy to resist when no one asks to see them.

No, I am holding firm.



(Or, at least, they will be, once I post boob pics.)



Truthfully, I think I have a nice rack. But I don't plan on playing show and tell just yet.

Boobs are tasty. Does anyone realize T9Word doesn't recognize 'boobs'?

Hey Phla, Vlad played that castle game till level 14 then this giant stick figure guy that Vlad couldn't stop came and smashed Vlad's castle. What the hell? Vlad thinks they didn't have a level 15 and wanted to make sure you couldn't proceed. Vlad ended up with 127,000 some odd points, and a sore wrist. Blah.

I love that castle game. I like flinging them so they don't land until next Tuesday. Sadly, Phla's wrists are not as toned as Vlad's, so I only last until round 10 or so. But good luck. Try to buy a nuke from North Korea.

It's all the masturbating that gets them strong. See, Vlad's married.

Umm, you've got a bit of spooge on your skirt, Underwhere?...























...Yeah, and SUYT!

Hey, my name is Holli too! Only....I spell it right!

dear vlad,



you can kill the giant stick figure guys w/ converts strapped w/ dynamite. you have to detonate them fairly close to the giant stick figure men, but it works.

I think touch of death (or some of your other spells) work too, but it's been a long time since I've played.

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Umm, you've got a bit of spooge on your skirt, Underwhere?...



Yes, I know. I've got it somewhere else too.

I clicked you. I'm so nice. Us noobses gots to sticks together.

Good morning, Underwhere? How are your boobs?



Are you another Aussie?

There's no Aussie in me (at the moment), but my boobs are fine. Thanks for asking.

My left one is sore. It's not a tumah!

I'm sorry to hear that it hurts. Do you need some special attention?

Good evening all, my boob radar is pinging!

I'm special (short bus) and I always need attention!

Bumping this thread because I feel you should all play Phla's game.



It is teh awesome!

Oh honey no.

Classic, Undies.

Heh.



I immediately hit on her.



I'm shocked at my behavoir.

Nice, Chris. Though the only person who got to see my tits that day was the Foye. He sent me penis pics almost immediately.



Huzzah! If only every site was so friendly.

Hehehehehe, I was just wondering when the first time I called you Anita was, and here she is. That's ridonkulous.

I still don't have anything interesting to say.



I'm bumping this, my first thread from 2 years ago. Looks like things haven't changed much.

I'd like to find my first thread, but I don't know how...other than using the search function, which I'm waiting until I've lost every shred of my sanity first before trying.



I know it was December of that year, so Undies isn't that much older than me in terms of length of time on GAB.

Decent first thread. If only there had been boobage or the funny in that first post I would consider letting this one stay around. Or should could marry into the royal fambly.

Hey, it's the 14th! Exactly 4 years since my awful first post.



Not linking to it, it makes me want to cry.

I'm not sure what my first post was. Luckily, search sucks so I can't go find it, because I'm sure it was stupid.

mine was in black and white.

Mine was an eviscerated cat nailed to a mainframe.

smoke signals.

I found my first one. It wasn't too bad and Dogs made a cute lascivious reply. Then I blew it with a reply to him that was just plain stupid.

Phuc, this is Jaggy being a stuffed cat nailed to a wall.



After 2 drinks.

so.aroungry

Hey turtle!

Nice thread, but it needs more Bankey.



Also, I like Jaggy's shoes.

I think my first post was something about the meanings of names. I got some mild comments about it being a stupid thread, then promptly disappeared and lurked for about a year before posting again.



I was a good noob.

Wow, I thought this was posted today, and I was all like "Wow! Phla actually came back and posted" before I looked at the date on it.

I was a good noob.



Not that good. You still haven't SUYT.

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You still haven't SUYT.



Speak for yourself.

Fair enough.

That isn't what I meant.



But thanks.

my first post (and second, further down) makes absolutely no sense, thanks to the fall of ofoto sucks, use pbase.

Phuc, this is Jaggy being a stuffed cat nailed to a wall.



Jaggy has no shadow?

Heeey, it was supposed to look like I was hanging off a concrete wall. Way to ruin it by getting Lilabet's feet.

Lilabet was standing on the wall.



Uh huh.

3 years - wow.

I heart you GAB!

Boobies for everyone!!!

Shut up, fag.

You're boobies are nice Undies, and it was worth the wait to see them.

Um you are boobies nice Undies, and it was worth the wait to see them. Meh, whatever. You know what I mean.

You're keeping records?

Oh wow, I missed my 4-year anniversary.  Please don't make me sleep on the couch!

Being new is tough. I keep expecting angry men in suits to show up at my door and inform me that I've meddled in affairs I shouldn't have before I disappear forever.

No, that isn't how it happens kid.

First, he bans you. Then you beg him to come back. He says he'll let you back in for some favors. After you're done sucking him off, he'll ignore you mostly but he does tend to delete all of your posts and current profile when he gets tired of you.

Happy anniversary Undies! Love youse!

Oops...I neglected to introduce myself before I started posting.

Well...hello! I use a lot of ellipsises (ellipses?) but my mummy told me its nothing to be ashamed of and some people are just different.

Happy anniversary again, Undies!!

Awww, this thread even had some Nathyn in it. Awesome.

Since you guys bumped this, I might as well post here.







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