Electronic Road Signs and Me
A comedy article
by Heyoka | 05/02/2006 03:22 AM | 2161 views
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Electronic road signs are annoying. I don't have a problem with these signs warning me about road construction, except when they're left up -- flashing their stupid warnings -- well after the work is completed. Recently a construction company left a pair of these signs in my neighborhood, blasting out their pointless messages. Being a creative tinkerer, I decided to do something about it.
This was the first time I had attempted a prank like this, so I expected the control box to be locked, and the programming functions password-protected. I was wrong. First of all, the control cabinet had no lock. Swinging open its door, I found a deliciously inviting handheld keypad, then took a wild guess and pushed a button labeled STOP. The display on the control box flashed ENTER PASSWORD. I was about to give up in disgust when I noticed that someone had written the password in large Sharpie lettering above the box.
I entered the password, and lo! The sign ceased its flashing and turned itself off. SELECT FUNCTION, the keypad blinked, and great was my joy!
I set about puzzling out the command-and-control sequences. Ten minutes later, I gleefully pressed START, put the control pad back in the box, and closed the door. Ladies and gentlemen, members of the press, I give to you the result:

With only a few minutes of road sign hacking, I had programmed an homage to the 1951 sci-fi film The Day The Earth Stood Still, the phrase that was used to stop Gort, the robot in the film, from taking over the world.
I drove my car down the road to the next sign, which was in the same condition: unlocked, with the admin password clearly written in thick black Sharpie. I quickly set about reprogramming the hapless device, and was about halfway done when I heard, to my horror, the sound of rapidly approaching footsteps.
It's amazing what goes through your mind in a situation like this. I knew I could cut and run, but I would risk the witness getting my car's license number, since I had parked just across the street. I thought about turning to confront the interloper (how DARE anyone interrupt me when I'm illegally reprogramming road signs!), but had no idea what I'd say for an opener, especially if it happened to be one of the construction crew or the local gendarmery.
I decided to simply stay bent over the keyboard, calmly typing away, fairly sweating forth an attitude of "I know what I'm doing, I'm supposed to be here."
The footsteps got closer, and then, oddly enough, continued in place. A breathless male voice said, "Uh ... hello?"
I stood up and turned around. It was a jogger, still running in place. I smiled disarmingly, and returned the greeting. "Have you checked the other sign yet?" he panted.
A moment of shock ran through me. "Not just yet," I replied, glibly, still debating whether I could get away with a hasty retreat. "What's up?"
He gestured northward, towards the location of my first electronic victim, and shook his head. "It's saying something really weird. It's like, in another language or something. I think it must be broken." All the while, he continued jogging in place, rotating slightly as though reacting to counter-torque from the earth's rotation.
I could feel my pectoral muscles quivering, as I harshly suppressed a crippling fit of the giggles. Somehow, I managed to keep a straight face. "I'll probably get to it next," I said reassuringly. "Thanks for letting me know."
The jogger nodded, turned, and continued up the hill. Working quickly, I finished my modifications to the second sign, as displayed here:

There is some amusing irony to this sign, in that the area around Mt. Rainier has a reputation as a UFO "hot spot."
My work complete, I left the area quickly and quietly, returned home, and shared the whole story with my life-mate. Halfway through, she was laughing so hard I was worried she might choke. It was contagious, and we both ended up in a quivering heap on the bed.
As for the modified messages, they stayed up nearly two days before someone finally turned both signs off for good. And thus my mission was complete: I not only got rid of the signs in a humorous and nonviolent way, but I gave myself a chuckle every morning on my commute to work. By programming that phrase, the machines were unable to take over the world.
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Hilarious
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DemoMonkey, leader of the MondeGreen Party.
05/02/2006 03:26 AM
I gave you 5 just for the first sign. Brilliant.
The picture is too dark to read the second one though. What does it say?
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Mr. Slinky
05/02/2006 03:27 AM
Not bad, not bad at all.
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Manly Man
05/02/2006 04:00 AM
Man that's great. We have heaps of those signs in pretty deserted areas around here... I'm so doing that next time I drive past one of them.
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Captain Dan, Wüstenfuchs
05/02/2006 06:13 AM
Alright, this prank is going to keep me smiling for a while.
You are my favorite poster this month.
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jaggeh
05/02/2006 08:58 AM
werent those words used in Army of darkness aswell?
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Pram Maven can clickie now
05/02/2006 10:03 AM
With only a few minutes of road sign hacking, I had programmed an homage to the 1951 sci-fi film The Day The Earth Stood Still, the phrase that was used to stop Gort, the robot in the film, from taking over the world.
Nerd.
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UnderWhere?
05/02/2006 11:30 AM
I like to masturbate when I read stories like this. I especially like the pictures.
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Funny
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LlunchLladyLloyd
05/02/2006 03:43 PM
THe only road signs that are more annoying than signs warning of construction that is long finished, are those ones that tell you how fast you are going, before you go around a sharp turn. I used to think they were kind of neat, until I noticed that my car actually comes equipped with a tool that tells me how fast I'm going, at any given time, so now I just use that one instead.
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Los Pollos
05/02/2006 03:51 PM
and we both ended up in a quivering heap on the bed.
New experience for both of you?
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Los Pollos
05/02/2006 03:52 PM
Awesome prank, btw. I will try this.
"Beyond here there be dragons."
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Chit
05/02/2006 06:03 PM
Best prank since Whistler's employee's tattoo.
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Los Pollos
05/02/2006 06:25 PM
I pulled whistler's tattoo prank the other day. I asked the lady if she knew what her tat meant. She said yes, "mother daughter"
I looked at her in a sad way and walked out of the store into the parking lot. She followed me out and said wait, what do you think it means? I told her I had studied Japanese, and while it was close, it really meant more along the lines of Mu Shu Pork.
She was crestfallen.
God, I love April Fools.
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Los Pollos
05/02/2006 06:25 PM
It's an excuse to be a complete Emerson to strangers and walk away without a black eye.
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BiteMySlice
05/02/2006 08:53 PM
That is the greatest prank on the website becuase it actually was, well, a prank.
You've inspired me.
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Roofie Raccoon
05/03/2006 12:22 AM
Great prank and good article. Thanks!
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Blueberry Pan-cake
05/03/2006 12:26 AM
hmmm, how much is it gonna cost to buy the video?
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LlunchLladyLloyd
05/03/2006 04:33 PM
I still think it would have been funnier if you had put "Stephen Harper eats babies."
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Millie
05/03/2006 06:37 PM
It's funny, but I wouldn't have gotten the reference in the first one. However, those that did probably had a good laugh.
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Shawno
05/03/2006 06:41 PM
Omitting signup rules and ZUG Commandments, I choose to let my inner geek take over when posting this comment.
FYI there's an article in issue 18:4 of 2600 Magazine (the hacker quarterly) on page 40 which covers hacking these signs. What's funny is that the passwords to these things are almost always written on the inner door of them.
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soul_motor
05/04/2006 06:19 PM
I will always remember the three magic words from Army of Darkness where Ash screws it up.
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El Mongólico
05/07/2006 04:32 PM
I am ashamed to say I didn't read this until I saw it linked here.
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Heyoka
05/08/2006 05:17 AM
My thanks for all the kind comments and near-sidesplitting rating. I also got (telephone) interviewed by the morning show host at station WTTS about this one. I just hope I brought a few chuckles to the station's morning commute crowd. ;-)
SHAWNO: Question for you... By "18:4" of 2600 Magazine, I'm assuming you're referring to volume 18, #4? If so, I think I'll order that back issue and see what it has to say on the subject. I can always use a few tips.
As for the Canadian subway signs getting changed: I read the article on that, and it appears that the person responsible was able to do it because of a design flaw. Specifically, that the signs in question were made by the same company that sells similar signs through consumer channels. This means that the same programming remote used for the consumer version worked on the commercial version as well.
My hat's off to the person responsible, though I don't know enough about Stephen Harper to offer an opinion one way or the other.
In closing, let me offer a simple caution to anyone who wants to try this on their own: Please DO NOT do it to ANY sign that is warning of work currently in progress! If you want to do it, pick a sign that is obviously idle (turned off, sitting by the roadside), or (as I did) one that is warning about work that has already been completed.
Keep the peace(es). Thanks again for the applause.
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Heyoka
05/08/2006 05:19 AM
Oh, one other thing... Just for the record, the sign shown in the article headline is not one that I ever touched. That particular specimen happens to be in the city of San Jose, CA, south of my former residence of Berkeley by about 40-some-odd miles.
Keep the peace(es).
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Amybeader
05/09/2006 12:44 AM
A friend sent me the URL to this article, it is priceless! Amusing on so many levels. Thanks for taking a delightful harmless and entertaining ZAP at Those In Authority.
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gwilliam
05/13/2006 12:19 AM
i was once driving down a road near my house and saw one of these signs that said "Welcome to the Machine." Had to turn around a block later and take a picture. Brilliant prank.
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LinkTGF
06/01/2006 10:55 PM
Bloody fantastic! You kept me in stitches for a while with this - keep up the good work!
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qolque
06/02/2006 11:36 PM
Best prank I have read in a loooong time! I'm still laughing. No damage caused, lots of laughter generated, and you've inspired us all. Way to make the world a better place! 5*
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Jon Monsarrat
06/20/2006 04:14 AM
Once you start, you just can't stop. Check out the road sign prank at my website.
http://www.mit.edu/~jonmon/Pranks/
Most of these units come with a preconfigured password that never gets changed. Just type 111111, or 222222, or 123456, or 654321, and you'll eventually get it. Also, some require that you bring a keyboard. The ESC key is the most useful but least obvious key.
Obviously, don't change road signs that serve some safety purpose. Just the lame ones blinking "Road Work Next 3 Miles".
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newwave
06/20/2006 05:25 AM
I just spent about an hour on your site reading your pranks. Some good stuff on there... so, I guess this is, uh, welcome. Or something.
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Supergrover * now on pills
06/20/2006 06:49 AM
Speechless. If this had happened with me I would have called my many friend, bought a case of beer, and set up some lawn chairs. Hours of fun.
And yes, I did say friends
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newwave
06/20/2006 07:21 AM
You would have called me and you know it.
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Dogs Akimbo
06/20/2006 02:20 PM
I would have called my many friend
Who you callin' fat?
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baracuda68
06/26/2006 06:23 AM
Now you need to figure out how hack the Amber Alert signs on the freeway!
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bigDummy
07/01/2006 04:18 AM
8 Frost-ing weeks and nobody has figured out how to lighten the second picture so it is readable?
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Ziggy the Midgets
07/01/2006 04:31 AM
Two months and you're still too stupid to read?
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Timmy The Talking Toilet
07/02/2006 05:02 AM
what I love is when drunks hit them because they get towed over to my welding shop and I repair them (yay overtime!)
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the walrus
09/25/2006 12:06 AM
i can't wait to do that in my town. it's gonna be the mother-Frosting Shakespeare. oh yeah. i went there bitches
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Busted
10/31/2006 07:22 PM
While it's funny, it's only a cut and paste. Notice the original on the grass, where's the grass? What about the Road Work Ahead? Where's it on the original?
BUSTED !!!!!!
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Potrzebie
10/31/2006 10:28 PM
You're?
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Potrzebie
10/31/2006 10:44 PM
$17.99? Now THAT's retarded.
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Rockwolf420
03/01/2007 01:57 AM
A great idea for next time is to use the phrase "All your base are belong to us"
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the delicious Captain Skippy
03/01/2007 02:32 AM
Leave the rockwolf alone, can't you see how cool s/he is? I mean s/he likes rocks, wolves and bud. How cool is that? The only way he could be any cooler would be if he were HotBigTittiedRockWolf420.
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Hot tamale Taco
03/01/2007 02:58 AM
I think the year old bitching about lights not being visible/legible properly from Shakespearety photography is kind of ironic.
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vicmal2112
06/08/2007 01:57 AM
that is great !!!!! fight "the man" every chance you get !
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CameronChaoss
02/02/2009 08:26 PM
Was the password by any chance DOTS?
http://gadgets.boingboing.net/2009/01/23/default-password-for.html
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manhole
02/02/2009 10:25 PM
I'm sure he'll get right back to you on that.
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Trae Back to her Upright Position
02/03/2009 03:14 PM
I know it's a little late but I call 'fat daughter' on this whole thing. After looking at both the before and after pictures, there are discrepancies which lead me to believe they are two different signs at two different locations.
Still funny though.
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BillSalamie
02/03/2009 03:42 PM
It's weird that you bumped this, a week or so ago I saw something on another website where someone in Austin did this same kind of prank, but they wrote "Caution Zombies Ahead" on the signs.
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Dr. Skeptic
07/22/2009 08:20 PM
So... freaking.. hilarious.. xD There's a sign on a major crossing in the city I live, the busiest road in the city. Even at like 3am in the morning there's a traffic jam there. There's a huge electronic sign there, dont give me ideas LOL
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