Cement Mixer / Cum Shot



A shot of Bailey's followed by a lime chaser.



You don't swallow the shot until you suck the juice from the lime. The citric acid in the lime causes the Bailey's to curdle and turn into a clump of alcoholic cheese in your mouth.

Green Chartreuse



"Some herbs, some roots, and then they put something in it to make it taste like Shakespeare."

Bloody Tampon



Tomato juice and vodka with a rolled-up napkin soaking in it.



You have to suck on the napkin and then take the shot.

Abortion



Add Bailey's to Peach Schnapps until it reaches the consistancy of monkey jism, then adding just a touch of grenadine to make it look bloody.



....



Now you.

Bloody monkey jism.



Find a monkey with genital bleeding. Extract jism.



Serve chilled.

Brain Hemorrhage



1 oz peach schnapps

1 tsp Bailey's Irish cream

1/2 tsp grenadine syrup



Much like the cement mixer.



pour the schnapps, then slowly pour in the Baileys. They will naturally curdle together by them self. Last pour in a tad of grenadine to give it the bloody coloring.



Actually doesn't taste as bad as it should.

Ooh, ooh! How about a drink that takes Bailey's and Schnapps and grenadine to make a disgusting blood-like thing. You can call it an abortion or brain hemorrhage or something!

Smart ass, so I didn't read.





Kill me.

May your Clamato Juice have exttra Clam Extract in it.

I don't agree, but some GABbers think that this is a pretty disgusting drink.



Take a fresh bottle of Southern Comfort whiskey.



Open said bottle and pour a shot-full.



Drink and repeat as necessary.



Brain hemmorage, indeed!

I don't care what any of you say, the worst drink ever is always the one you have right before you fall into bed with the guy with a lisp and two missing fingers.

Purple Jesus



It isn't really a bar drink, but rather a dorm drink, and it's guarenteed to get at least 50% of the party puking.



Get a big bucket, and all the odds and ends of liquor you can gather up. Beer, spirits, wine, coolers, anything and everything alcoholic. Dump it in all together, and take turns drinking straight out of the bucket "until you see the Purple Jesus."



Best when everyone has almost enough liquor to get drunk, but not quite enough, and you're all too lazy to be another beer run. Assures a long night of fun and vomit.

One of our bar staff came up with the 'TSUNAMI'. It's a midori based drink with a shot of blue curacao... to make it look like the ocean. Then in the bottom of the glass there are 3 black jellybabies.



Apparently brown people don't float.

I don't care what any of you say, the worst drink ever is always the one you have right before you fall into bed with the guy with a lisp and two missing fingers



Hey that's the best drink for some of us.

Tank





Its the Purple Jesus, plus orange juice and milk for a sweet and creamy texture. Garunteed pukefest.

Hey that's the best drink for some of us.



You like guys with lisps and missing fingers? I think I may still have his phone number somewhere. Wish I could help you.

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White mother-Froster

Milk

Vodka

Pepsi

Green Slut.



Green Chartreuse.

Midori Liqueur.

Enough lime juice to numb all your taste buds.



Serve in a shot glass and let the puckering begin!

Vodka, everclear, and beer. I don't know what it was actually "named" but it was the nastiest combination ever spawned at a bad frat party EVAR.

Bull's Sweat



151, Tabasco, Worcestershire sauce

The Hiroshima



Pour a glass of sake, then ash your cigarette in the glass before you shoot it.

The Black Death



One part Vodka, one part soy sauce.

TGV



1/3 Tequila, 1/3 Gin, 1/3 Vodka.

The cocktail is named after the French high-speed train.

The mix doesn't make any sense at all, but like the train, this drink is what you take when you want to get to the point really fast without taking the time to enjoy the scenery.

For a long time I felt regret that I was a teetotaler in college. Now...not so much.

Mix house paint with rubbing alcohol. Serve. (just don't drink it)

Harry's Crazy Bucket. Equal parts Rum, Vodka, Gin and Tequila with some sort of fruit punch to make it not taste like ass. The reason why I consider this to be the worst drink ever is because even with all of that mixed in a paint bucket and drinking the entire thing it did NOT get me drunk. That's just crazy.

Tubgirl



Take a can of Milwaukee's Best

Pour it in a glass.

Drayno



Vodka, Bacardi Dark, Baileys

Cinnamon Toast Crunch





Aftershock, an open flame, and the generous use of your filthy imagination.

Add an html backlash at your own risk.

The Bloody Hill



Tomato juice, vodka, coconut rum, merlot (and something else?)

The Ipicac



1/2 pickle juice

1/2 irish cream

The "I can't Believe I was Born" (on the rocks)



* Start with a quart of troubled childhood



* Toss in just a smidgin of uncle diddling



* Add 3 ounces of inferiority complex



* Sprinkle in some organically-grown FDA approved bitterness



* Finish up with 2 bottles of ground up Sominex and a shot of Failure



Add ice and drink up!

BIG Comes In Your Icebox



Sean's Irish Cream

Almost spoiled milk

shot of pulpless orange juice

shot of apple juice



Mix for as long as you can (classically, about two minutes) and serve with bitters.

<action>rolls up a newspaper.</action>Bad Dogs! Bad! Stop stalking my wife!

Red rocket! Red rocket!

<action>calls the Weather Service</action>Is the coast clear?

Are you near a dog house?

I live in a Dogs' house.

Ok this is more of the worst idea before going out to drink ever.



Taking a shot of olive oil before going to drink in order to "coat your stomach".



Supposedly this will allow you to drink more without getting too drunk too fast.



A friend of mine swore this would work. Long story short, after a few pre-game shots he ralphed into my sink.



It was so thick and chunky we had to use the wet vac to clean it out.

My worst drink ever:

In Australia we tend to go on these drunken road trips at the end of our footy season, (Australian rules football)in a hired bus.

After awaking from a drunken sleep taking several mouthfuls of beer from my really warm can, with every one looking and laughing at me.

It dawns on me that I am drinking urine not beer !!!!

I am NOT putting urine on the feature page no matter how many of you Frosters like to drink it.

Beergarita



A pint of Does Equis with lime juice and a shot of tequila. "Salt" the rim with chili powder.

Greasy Mexican



1 shot of Tequila + 1 heaping spoonful of mayonaise



Blend together into a syrupy consistancy and drink from a rocks glass.





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The feature page should be up soon so you can see the worst ones at a glance.



P.S. All this stuff seems so damn nasty.

A funny running joke at an ex-employer.



Coleridge on the rocks



ingredients:

One bucket full of ice

One Penis

A shot of tequila

Lime

Salt



Dirrections:

Place penis on top of buck of ice.

Lick hand and place salt on. Squeeze lime onto penis.

Lick salt.

Take the tequila shot.

Suck frosty penis.



Caution though, if penis is left on ice to long, it will become a turtle-Coleridge on the rocks.



You know you did it right if you get a little something extra.

I'm a big Poe when it comes to really hot things, so imagine my surprise when I ran into a former class-mate and he offered to buy me a shot called a "fire ball". Naturally I never turn down anything that will give all my friend's a good laugh while I Shakespeare fire for the next day - not to mention it was FREE.



Fire Ball

2/3 shot of some nasty Extra Dry Gin.

Fill the rest of the way with Tabasco.



He warned me ahead of time that once you take it, drinking anything will only inflame it more. However me not being such a mortal to believe such supernatural myths, took the shot. Then TRIED to chase it will some beer. Ouch, that didn't work - It really DID inflame even more.



Needless to say I was in a world of hurt for about an hour.



So if your looking to prank someone get them one of these.

Wild German



1/2 Wild Turkey, 1/2 Jagermeister

Dirty Panties



1 oz tequila, Parmesan cheese sprinkled on top.

I just heard someone talking about mixing passion pop (the cheap as Shakespeare bottled stuff that they sell as wine) and cheap vodka.



I think I'm going to hurl.

One of the few advantages of getting older is that if you play it right, you end up drinking better booze, smoking better weed, and spreading black currant jam on more expensive hookers.

black currant jam



I think something's wrong with your plumbing if that's what you're spreading on hookers.

Marmalade?

"The Foreigner"



You will not be able to finish this drink.



a dash each of:



Galliano

Ouzo

Dr. McGillicuddy's mentholated schnapps

Bacardi 151

tomato juice

grapefruit juice

milk

I was thinking about using some corn whisky syurp of ipicack.



Just a nice palm over switcheroo on the Emerson who thinks your mixing something with Jagermeister.



Then again I'm still suprised that I can find moonshine here.

Well isn't this a timely bump! Thanks T4. Guess what's live?



That's right! We're rolling! I'll be scouring the interweb for more additions. Remember to post your vile concoctions here and we'll add them if they get enough "barf-o's" (smileys that have been repurposed for our needs).

The ginger ale from the bar tap at one of the local venues is absolutely foul - the syrup-to-water ratio is way off.











Hey, it comes from a bar!

i submit the carpet licker, named not so for the lesbian connotations but because it tastes like licking the bar room carpet.



take one pint of beer and drop a shot of tequila in it, yeah just like a depth charge, then add salt (the same amount you would if you were shotting tequila) and finally a slice of lemon, just squeeze it into the drink and drop the slice right in.

this is called a ''squigler''

(...drink out of a fish bowl..)



1/3 vinegar

1/3 teq.

1/3 a LOT of pepper

and a live guppy or earth worm...ure pick

Crmbo



1/2 oz 99 Bananas

1/2 oz Midori

1/2 oz 151

Splash of Pineapple and OJ



it doesn't sound tha bad till you drink it.

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I have a drink!

'Tis call ze



STFU

Add 2 cups of Arsonic,

3 teapoons of Cyanide,

7 cups of Riccin,

and stir.



Give to idiot.

Destroy all evidence.

And yet you've not tried this drink yourself because....???

Made this once, and only once:



Jager

Scotch

Cointreau



In equal parts in a shot glass. Truly, truly stomach-wretchingly awful.

The Hiroshima



Pour a glass of sake, then ash your cigarette in the glass before you shoot it.



I've had that. But with beer instead of sake. And by accident.

Smooth Honky

1/2 can root beer

1 can sweetened condensed milk

As much bourbon as fits in a large beerstein after the other ingredients are added



"Oh, this will taste just like an alcoholic root beer float!" NOT...



Never come up with a name and try and design a drink to match it.

My wife's Poe.

This appears to be something exclusive to Canada, also the most popular drink in Canada, which shows me that my fellow Canadians really are (at least mostly) idiots.



The Caesar.

A drink made to taste like some type of pasta and the most vile concoction I've ever seen.



About 6 oz of Clamato.

About 1.5-3oz of vodka.

1 Tbsp Wochestershire Sauce.

1 Tbsp Tabasco Sauce.

Garnish with lemon and/or lime and put celery salt on the rim.

(And a little bit of fresh minced garlic mixed in, in some cases)



I don't know what would make people want to drink that...

The worst drink I ever had was mixed with GHB.

Prarie Oyster



1 teaspoon Worchestershire sauce

1 tablespoon tmato juice

1 whole egg yolk

2 dashes vinegar

1 dash pepper



Combine ingredients, without breaking yolk. drink.



Very handy for getting rid of hangovers.

The Whitie.



It's... Just beer. In a glass. Umm...No ice?

I work in a bar in England and have drunk some crap in my time ( mostly of my own making ) and i think the one that takes the title has to be the one we named The Sandpaper:

1 shot of absynth ( imported strength )80% alcohol

1 shot of aftershock 40%

1 teaspoon of daves megadeath sauce ( Imported )

Drink one of those and it feels like someone has forced you to swallow sandpaper on a string and has just ripped it all the way back up your throat.

A Pepper of Pickled Pecker



Place a raw oyster (room temp) in the bottom of a beer glass. Top with 1/2 a can of Dr. Pepper and carefully float a shot of Pepper Vodka on top. Must chug w/o chewing or belching.

Rocky Mountain Bear F@!$er



Worst..Shot...EVER



1 Part Tabasco

1 Part Canadian Whisky

1 Part Tequila



Mix, Drink, and Die



Was fed this on my 21st birthday. Somehow survived to tell the tale.



3 Wisemen (and their crazy cousin)



Another horrific concoction. Drink at your own risk



1 part Jack Daniels

1 part Jim Beam

1 part Johnnie Walker

and 1 part Joe Cuervo (the crazy cousin)

Dan is not cool. Froster,

Irish Carbomb:

a shot of baileys dropped in a pint of guiness. to be extremely evil make your mate leave it for a minute while the baileys curdles in solid chunks.. they'll be seeing it in the toilets in 10 mins garuanteed

The Memory Wipe



Pour a shot of some...

Never drank this myself, but I assure you I have seen it done. For I was a bartender at one time.



Wash Water

Pour Vodka, Tequila, Beer, and some milk straight on the bar (Or pretty much anything), Sop it up with the bar towel and then squeeze towel into shot glass. Be sure to get the stray ashes and other misc. in there too.



Enjoy!

Ghetto-rita



Mix Mountain Dew and Tequila, drink. Enjoy. Hurl.



Screaming Nazi



1/2 Yagermeister

1/2 Goldschlager



Mix a shot, drink... you'll understand why it's called what it is.

Worst Drink I EVER had was Vegemite and milk with bourbon. It was for a bet and I regret winning it.



The Vegemite was mixed up in the milk, turning it a sickly brown colour and the bourbon was added because I refused to drink a non alcoholic drink in the pub.



After a quick dash to the toilet for a five finger spread I couldn't get the taste out of my mouth with anything.



(For those of you that aren't Australian, Vegemite is a brown Vitamin B spread like Marmite :- Visit the website for more info: www.vegemite.com.au )

Vegemite is a brown Vitamin B spread like Marmite



What the Frost is Marmite?

Vegimites nasty dark cousin.

The Sailor, 1 shot of tequila, lime and salt. Put the lime on your hand like you would normally do. Next snort the salt, drink the tequila and squeeze the lime into your open eye. I have only seen this shot done once in the thriving metropolis of Pullman WA

I had a Bombay Martini last night that was pretty Frost-ing disgusting.

Martini wasn't impressed with you either.

Ghetto-rita



Mix Mountain Dew and Tequila, drink. Enjoy. Hurl.



This is supposed to be WORST drinks ever.



I would probably drink that. I enjoy Mountain Dew.

I didn't bother to read it, but has anyone mentioned the Barmat?

The Ebola



Take the liquified remains of some monkey-Frost-ing ebola victim, some gin, a little kahlua and shake. Serve on the rocks.

>The citric acid in the lime causes the Bailey's to curdle and turn into a clump of alcoholic cheese in your mouth.



It doesn't actually curdle, it just tastes like that.



Didn't we have a Computer Stew episode dedicated to this topic?

I've seen that drink swallowed, the guy showed me the 'cum' in his mouth. It curdles.



Havn't you ever squeezed lemon or lime in the company coffee pot just to watch the ensuing hilarity? You disappoint me.

A Green Martian

Not sure it's even legal to recommend this monstrosity, so insert any disclaimers here ( ). Anyway, splash some NyQuil in 1/4 of a tumbler of Vodka. That's right, NyQuil, Big N, little Y, big Frostin' Q. Finish to 1/2 a tumbler with tonic water. Some pepper and a pinch of garlic powder give it an earthier, industrial cleaner sort of taste. Take a gulp, then chase with DARK beer.

Tastes like the tears of sad rats, and finishes like skunk piss. Enjoy.

I was writing something the other day and needed to come up with an evil-sounding mixed drink. I decided to use "Skull and Crossbones." Curious, I did a google to see if there really was such a drink. Oddly enough, there's a salad with that name, but no mixed drinks.



What do you think a Skull and Crossbones would contain?

Poison.

Natty Lite



Open, pour, drink, vomit.

This came about because of our crazy Marine friend and too much alcohol in the first place:



Electric Vomit:

instant coffee crystals (or coffee syrup, for those of you in RI)

lemon juice

heavy cream

tequila

A tasty little gimlet served to all those who dare:



The Grecian Urn

(proudly served at The Loft in Kent Ohio to all who dare, or you come in for your 21st.)



There isn't an actual calculation for this drink, but it consists of what ever the bartender feels like putting in the cup and let me tell you, it is never anything nice. Bitters, towel water, salt, red pepper flakes, bailey's vodka, any and all liquor. For a final show of the magesty of it all, they set the shot glass on top of a flash light and you are forced to watch as the contents slurm and goo around like a rancid lava lamp. "Cheers" some one will yell and then you swallow.

The Sweaty Mexican Yeast Infection



Okay, if the name wasn't bad enough for you..





- 1 tbsp(s) Mayonaise

- 1/2 oz Tequila

- 1/4 oz Wild Turkey

- 1/4 oz 151 Rum

- 1 splash(es) Tabasco Sauce

Drink Type: Shot

Directions/Comments: Rim the shot glass with mayonaise then add the liqueurs. Should be filled to the brim so some of the mayo seeps into the drink. Add a splash of tabasco and in one sweeping motion, lick the mayo and do the shot.



You may need to head for the restroom ASAP. This one is not for the weak of heart!



No, I haven't done it. This one is from a friend. I'm not that crazy.



Bull Shot

(not as bad as previous entry)

2 oz Vodka

4 oz Beef Bouillon

1 dash Tabasco Sauce

Black Pepper & Salt

1 dash Worcestershire



Shake into highball glass.

I have this lovely little program on my computer called Bar Back, which I've mentioned before. It lists thousands of drink concoctions, some of which have been mentioned in this thread.



I shall endeavor to list several tomorrow, especially from the x-rated names section, including names like "bloated bag of monkey spunk", "menstrual mint", and "tampon in the toilet".

Bloated Bag of Monkey Spunk



1 oz. Bacardi Light Rum

1 oz. Peach Schnapps

1/2 oz. Grand Marnier

1 oz. Pineapple Juice

1 oz. Orange Juice



Shake and strain into collins glass with ice. Garnish with a cherry.

Menstrual Mint



1 oz. Gin

1 oz. Grenadine

1 oz. Jose Cuervo Silver Tequila



Place all ingredients in a highball glass and shoot one of these every twenty-eight days.

Sweaty Goat's Ass



3/4 shot white Tequila

6 drops Tabasco sauce

1/4 shot Cream or milk



Pour in tequila first and top off with milk or cream. Then, add 6 drops tabasco.

Tampon in the Toilet



1 oz. DeKuyper Peachtree Schnapps

1 Pimento from a large olive



Pour Schnapps into a shot glass. Float Pimento in the glass. Voila!

Atlantic Dolphin Shakespeare



1 oz. Kahlua

1 oz. Cream

1 oz. Rum

1 oz. Creme de Cacao

2 Crushed Oreo cookies

2 oz. Milk



Dump the Shakespeare in a glass with ice cubes and swill it down!

in the irish carbomb it's half a shot of bailey's mixed with half a shot of jameson's dropped into a pint of guinness it's actually really good

as for an alcohol float try a hussain hanger a scoop of chocolate ice cream with a shot of golden grain, a shot of kahlua, and the rest of the glass filled with coke

and for horrible try a whiskey pete its a shot of whiskey and a shot of texas pete hot sauce

Here are a few shots that I love giving to people

1: The T-Bone(found in a book)
2/3 Bourbon
1/3 Steak Sauce

2: The CarrollPuncher (made myself)
1/2 Bacardi 151
1/4 Shakespearety Tequila
1/4 Jameson Irish Whisky (Use Shakespearety stuff if you want, but I just love Jameson)
And a tiny bit of Grenadine to make half the shot red because you punched the Carroll so hard that it bled.

3:(doesnt really have a name, but its a combo of those two and a Prairie Fire)
1/4 Steak sauce
1/4 Tabasco Sauce
1/2 Bacardi 151


I gave all three to a few guys in a row and they werent looking to good after

my personal favorite is the CarrollPuncher because its not too disgusting but hits ya hard

...Enjoy

Zima

The worst drink I ever had was mixed with GHB.

Aww, one of my first posts. So cute.

Water

this drink is so bad it makes me want to Frost Britney Spears just to not drink it.

windex and vodka coupled with ditchwater. OILY ditch water.

it is sick so mother-Frosting sick

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tophat, did you sign up because middle school it out? There are other things to do with your summer vacation.

When I was in 2nd Infantry Division in Korea, our platoon initiation included going to a bar and having a Buffalo Sweat.

Double shot of cuervo and 1 shot of tobasco sauce.

It was like giving the devil a rimjob.

A couple chugs of Soju and you probably would GIVE the devil a rimjob...


...not that I'd know from experiance.

Pubah, I drank 14 kettles in 1 night
Woke up on my floor in a pool of piss and vomit, I hope it was mine.

I was just suprized that I made it back to my room that night. all I remember is that even the drinky girls were avoiding me in the bars.

Well, honestly, it's not exactly a cocktail, but I had the most unfortunate experience of encountering this liquor last year around Halloween (appropriate). It's a liquor, simply called "Cygnar" that is literally made out of artichokes. Yes, Artichoke Liquor. I think it's greek.

Anyhow, when you drink it, the initial experience isn't that bad. But then your mouth turns on you and it literally tastes like you're chewing on a nice cud of rancid dirt with a hint of sulphuric acid. I took pictures while a group of about 12 tried it at the party. Their faces literally turned from "Hmm. It's okay." to "OH MY GOD BLEEEGH!" People ran to the bathroom to run their tongues under the faucet water.

So pretty much anything you mix with that is guaranteed to be rancid. I'll try to come up with some especially disgusting mixers with it, though.

Jagermeister,
Tequila,
Lime(s) or Lime Juice
Orange Juice (oh god, *BLECH!*)
Tomato Juice
Grapefruit Juice
Apple Juice
Cranberry Juice...
Hell, Juice period.

Maybe Grenadine. Anything sweet.

I think I just gave up drinking. Forever.

Vegemite is a brown Vitamin B spread like Marmite

What the Frost is Marmite?

I think you'll find it's WHO the Frost is Marmite....


Anyway, the worst drink I've ever heard of (and fortunately not drunk) is the Dustbin:

1 shot of every bottle from the top shelf of the bar. In my local this would be:

Creme de Cassis
Creme de Cacao
Midori
Triple Sec
Curacao
Sambuca
and a load of crappy BOLS in various gut churning flavours.

YUUU....BLEEERRRRRGGHHHHH!!!

I'd like to second the Irish Carbomb mention; not because they taste bad but because if several are consumed in succession they can make a one night stand with a sleazy Romanian waiter seem like a good idea*...

Ick...







*= True Story

Bloody Bull
Ingredients
1 1/2 oz vodka
1/4 oz Lemon Juice
1 tsp Pepper
Tabasco Sauce
2 oz Tomato Juice
Worcestershire Sauce
2 oz Beef Bouillon
Celery Salt

Directions
Pour tomato juice, bouillon and lemon juice over ice cubes in a collins glass. Add sauces, salt, and pepper to taste. Serve.

Alcohol+boullion=eww

ahh damn i just saw that my recipe is a double post, sorry >.<

Yes, and only 2 years too late!

Banana Chowder

1/2 ounce Banana Liquor
1/2 ounce clam juice

Its starts off, and you're like "hmmm, its not that bad. Then after 5 second all you think is 'clam juice clam juice clam juice!'"

Seriously, this shot made me have night sweats and chills for 2 days.

ew

Years ago at the College of Consumptive Arts, Tempe, Az. I was awarded a degree for completing my studies of the Green Lizard.
Basically it is equal amounts of Green Chartreuse and 151. If you survive add equal amounts of Mezcal. If you're still sitting stand up, good night. The only thing that might make this worse is the addition of MD 20/20. Now that's a drink. But if you want to hear God, try equal amounts, Mezcal, Green Chartreuse and Absinthe. It's called God speaks.

...you certainly match up to what your name would suggest.

Then for a snack, slice open a habenero, jalapeo for the weenies, fill with wasabe and chow down. Make sure a doctor is standing by with oxygen and a defibrillator.

Fire Water

1 bottle of any strong spirit
1 continent

Take bottle from smiling white man, hand over continent. WORST HANG OVER EVER.

I don't know what the Frost you're bitching about. I dropped $400 at the crap tables last visit.

<action>notices his typo</action>Craps!

Typo or Freudian slip?

<action>attempts to get orbs from a dead guy</action>Richard Pryor had a line where he would strip naked, run through a casino, jump up onto the 21 table and shout "Black jack!"

attempts to get orbs from a dead guy



What a cheap trick.

"When my teacher in grade school said, 'Sit Indian style,' I'd get a bottle of whiskey and lie down at the curb"

- Rich Vos



What...he can't live forever.

Chit, Phla's still up. Let's grab her and go get waffles!

Again?




Ok...

Dog Chit Phlaffles.

Worst bar drink ever.

Watch out Phla, it's a trap!

an-Galactic Gargle Blaster

The drink name was invented by Douglas Adams for his Hitchhiker's Guide books, and is described as being akin to having one's brains bashed out by a gold brick which has been wrapped in a wedge of lemon. The recipe is mine...

Mix equal parts 190 proof grain alcohol and honey in a martini shaker - shake until it's a foamy, sticky mess resembling golden jism in which someone's been blowing bubbles. Roll a fair-sized lemon wedge in sugar, then bite off the pulp, leaving the rind stuck behind your upper lip (you'll need it shortly). Throw the shot into your mouth, and chew it into the lemon pulp quickly, before swallowing. IMPORTANT! Try not to die during this step! Finally, vigorously chew the lemon rind to prevent retching and restore enough equilibrium to find a seat, before you take one wherever you happen to be standing. It is not necessary to swallow the rind...

NOTE - you are actually chewing a lemon rind to NORMALIZE your mouth/face area, and REDUCE spazzing/gagging. Think about how awesomely upside-leftwise that is!

Note - This is a New-Year's tradition at my parties, and we have discovered that cheaper honies work best - the dark, natural, yummy honies don't foam worth a damn, and give a burnt taste to the concoction that is out of character for the experience. Powdered sugar turns to glue, leaving a strong residue in the mouth - you WILL gag.
Keep it simple...

I remember this thread! I actually tried making the drink that Dogs suggested, but near the end of the recipe, I made it a little Spicier.

an-Galactic Gargle Blaster

Actually, there is a bar in Ottawa called Zaphod Beeblebrox, and they have that drink on their menu. Except theirs is actually supposedly good.

Just drink some Lemon pinesol you'll get the same effect.

You speak from experience SR?

You know what's a crappy bar drink? The Roofie doesn't post here, anymore. That's a crappy bar drink.

Crappy bar drink?

Having to blow the skanky, stinky bartender after hours becuase you forgot your purse.





















This did not happen to me, I'm just sayin', OK?
I always blow the bartender whether I have my purse or not

You ready for another one, there?

Did you get a new job, Dogs?

<action>wipes out a glass</action>Not yet, Thud, but I'm working on it.

I was doing a search for mixed drinks and found this one. I decided to try it because I had all the ingredients.

It tasted like vomit. I couldn't even swallow the first sip, I had to spit it out in the sink. The funniest part was that this monstrosity was called God's Great Creation.

The Pram:

2 scoops Peanut butter
4 tablespoons of raisins
1 lb chocolate ice cream
3 cups of of white rice
5 tablespoons of molasses
blended
oh Shakespeare, I forgot the alcohol

1 pint of Bailey's Irish Cream
1 bathtub of Everclear (not the band)

The Neophyte:

1 part Southern Comfort
1 cup of nuts
3 unflushed turds
1 half cup of ice
1 little umbrella

The Pram:

2 scoops Peanut butter
4 tablespoons of raisins
1 lb chocolate ice cream
3 cups of of white rice
5 tablespoons of molasses
blended
oh Shakespeare, I forgot the alcohol

1 pint of Bailey's Irish Cream
1 bathtub of Everclear (not the band)

Served in a woman's sneaker.

With a little umbrella.

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Bud. Lite.

The Wiggly Irishman

2 shots baileys
and the last shot of mezcal, including the worm.

The Hand Of God


1/3 everclear
1/3 apple pucker
1/3 151