...who wants to bet they bought them there tattoos on a payment plan...

"I passed out in the store and they said I should have it checked out,"


I bet it was Walmart.

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Your name is Skippy?

I hope you fall off and get crushed under the wheels of that bandwagon you're riding on.

The funny thing is that the tattoo she got means "fried rice" in Chinese.

Reminds me of the tattoo prank I am too lazy to link to.

Internet rule #45321

When someone posts a link from 2006, the first 10 comments should be about horses and buggies.

People should also jump in front of a speeding semi hauling concrete statues of the Virgin Mary being raped by Cthulhu if they think this is something they might consider purchasing.

I agree. The red wine mist is waaaaay better.

Horsies are cute.

OK, I'm done. Carry on.

Whenever I see a news story out of "Springfield" I immediately think "DOH!". Surprisingly, the stories tend to fit.

My brother got his girlfriend's name tattooed on his back last week with some sort of homemade gun. It was supposed to be centered across his shoulder blades, but it is very visibly off to the right side. Apparently, he decided to do this because they got drunk and he put HIS name on her back the week prior, right before she went to rehab.

This is his 19 year old girlfriend that is still married to someone else, but left her husband to date my brother. They sleep on the floor of my parent's living room, since my brother doesn't have a job and he still lives at home, in my parent's one bedroom apartment. Neither of them have a car, but they both qualified for food stamps, so they can afford to eat more than Ramen now.

And they've decided to try and get pregnant.

So anyway, yeah. People who get homemade tattoos are retarded.

Runs in the family?

BURN!

you need instructions.

if you're a member of the Sacramento City Council.

The next day, Linda Falls passed out

Her last name...Was an omen.

...you lose the South Carolina Democratic primary.

...your prom was held in a Shoney's and dating your first cousin is considered the norm.