Closet Friend

• Bio:

  "Closet Friend" is not an idiom. I don't make a lot of the jokes that you read. I make a lot of the jokes that you read BETTER. I utilize proprietary methodology, incorporating ambiguous passive-aggressive verbiage with are you still reading this???

• City:

  Beavercreek

  State:

  Ohio

  Country:

  USA

• Birthday:

  07-18

On the Web:

• LinkedIn:

  http://www.messinwithsasquatch.com/

• YouTube:

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wz1W_omigwg

• Facebook:

  http://www.angryalien.com/

• Digg:

  http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2008/writers/ross_tucker/10/08/tucks.takes/index.html

ZUGZ Received and Given:

Received:		Given:
x 291	= 1,455ZUGZ	x 107	= 535ZUGZ
x 296	= 1,184ZUGZ	x 9	= 36ZUGZ
x 285	= 855ZUGZ	x 18	= 54ZUGZ
x 184	= 368ZUGZ	x 8	= 16ZUGZ
x 114	= 114ZUGZ	x 3	= 3ZUGZ

Total ZUGZ Received

3,976

Total ZUGZ Given

644

Latest Articles:

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Latest Posts:

Has not made any posts in last 30 days.

Funniest Posts:

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