Dave's not here

• Bio:

  Just passing time and watching the show. Anybody got a bottle opener?
  
  I hear it was charged against me that I sought to destroy institutions;
  But really I am neither for nor against institutions;
  (What indeed have I in common with them?�Or what with the destruction of them?)
  Only I will establish in the Mannahatta, and in every city of These States, inland and seaboard,
  And in the fields and woods, and above every keel, little or large, that dents the water,
  Without edifices, or rules, or trustees, or any argument,
  The institution of the dear love of comrades.
  
  and naked chicks.
  

• City:

  Biloxi

  State:

  MS

  Country:

  USA

• Birthday:

  11-17

ZUGZ Received and Given: (What's This?)

Received:		Given:
x 4,308	= 21,540ZUGZ	x 950	= 4,750ZUGZ
x 3,634	= 14,536ZUGZ	x 1,355	= 5,420ZUGZ
x 2,748	= 8,244ZUGZ	x 1,267	= 3,801ZUGZ
x 1,435	= 2,870ZUGZ	x 190	= 380ZUGZ
x 786	= 786ZUGZ	x 104	= 104ZUGZ

Total ZUGZ Received

47,976

Total ZUGZ Given

14,455

Trophies Received (What's This?):

Welcome Wagon	x 1	Killer of Comedy	x 0
Comedy Connoisseur	x 0	Viral Outbreak	x 0
Busted Cherry	x 1	Paparazzi	x 0
Open Mic Night	x 0	Master Challenger	x 0
Peanut Gallery	x 0	Fan Club	x 0
Daily Fix	x 0	Get Off My Lawn	x 3
Firestarter	x 0	Collection Complete	x 0
Life Of The Party	x 0	Total Trophies	= 5

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