Mr. Gardenback

• Bio:

  "Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands,
  hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."
  - Henry Louis Mencken (1880-1956)

ZUGZ Received and Given: (What's This?)

Received:		Given:
x 24	= 120ZUGZ	x 0	= 0ZUGZ
x 2,113	= 8,452ZUGZ	x 3,529	= 14,116ZUGZ
x 2	= 6ZUGZ	x 0	= 0ZUGZ
x 0	= 0ZUGZ	x 0	= 0ZUGZ
x 60	= 60ZUGZ	x 118	= 118ZUGZ

Total ZUGZ Received

8,638

Total ZUGZ Given

14,234

Trophies Received (What's This?):

Welcome Wagon	x 1	Killer of Comedy	x 0
Comedy Connoisseur	x 0	Viral Outbreak	x 0
Busted Cherry	x 1	Paparazzi	x 0
Open Mic Night	x 0	Master Challenger	x 0
Peanut Gallery	x 0	Fan Club	x 0
Daily Fix	x 0	Get Off My Lawn	x 7
Firestarter	x 0	Collection Complete	x 0
Life Of The Party	x 0	Total Trophies	= 9

Latest Articles:

• 04/21/2003

  An Open Letter to Colin Quinn

• 01/09/2003

  Drown the Clown

• 11/13/2002

  Sunday Drive

Latest Posts:

Has not made any posts in last 30 days.

Funniest Posts:

• 04/22/2003 07:01 AM

  Dear Colin Quinn, You suck. I mean, seriously, I’...... more>>

• 01/10/2003 08:39 AM

  Note: The following is the true story of my horrif...... more>>

• 07/10/2003 03:04 AM

  Hey llama and crax, you guys need to lighten up, e...... more>>

• 07/10/2003 03:31 AM

  Hey e.e. cummings, can I interest you in some punc...... more>>

• 07/09/2003 01:15 PM

  I'm sorry I missed all of this. Don't list...... more>>