Gonzo

• Bio:

  There once was a GABber named Gonzo
  who went off to Bitburg with Bonzo...
  He loved the ramones
  while eating calzones.
  Just like "Little House's" Almanzo!
  
  -By Gonzo, Nutbutter, Sleestack (not a Civil War General), and Callie Mollari
  
  Livewire's birthday poem:
  
  Hooray for the birthday of the Gabber named Gonzo,
  He's cuter than Richie and cooler than Fonzo,
  I'd bake him a cake and mow his front lawnzo,
  But I don't know where he lives or what planet he's onzo.

• City:

  Minneapolis

  State:

  Zuggsylvania

  Country:

  USA

ZUGZ Received and Given:

Received:		Given:
x 136	= 680ZUGZ	x 36	= 180ZUGZ
x 3,900	= 15,600ZUGZ	x 2,246	= 8,984ZUGZ
x 167	= 501ZUGZ	x 64	= 192ZUGZ
x 93	= 186ZUGZ	x 3	= 6ZUGZ
x 280	= 280ZUGZ	x 84	= 84ZUGZ

Total ZUGZ Received

17,247

Total ZUGZ Given

9,446

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