Gonzo

• Bio:

  There once was a GABber named Gonzo
  who went off to Bitburg with Bonzo...
  He loved the ramones
  while eating calzones.
  Just like "Little House's" Almanzo!
  
  -By Gonzo, Nutbutter, Sleestack (not a Civil War General), and Callie Mollari
  
  Livewire's birthday poem:
  
  Hooray for the birthday of the Gabber named Gonzo,
  He's cuter than Richie and cooler than Fonzo,
  I'd bake him a cake and mow his front lawnzo,
  But I don't know where he lives or what planet he's onzo.

• City:

  Minneapolis

  State:

  Zuggsylvania

  Country:

  USA

ZUGZ Received and Given: (What's This?)

Received:		Given:
x 192	= 960ZUGZ	x 40	= 200ZUGZ
x 3,982	= 15,928ZUGZ	x 2,259	= 9,036ZUGZ
x 286	= 858ZUGZ	x 70	= 210ZUGZ
x 130	= 260ZUGZ	x 4	= 8ZUGZ
x 303	= 303ZUGZ	x 84	= 84ZUGZ

Total ZUGZ Received

18,309

Total ZUGZ Given

9,538

Trophies Received (What's This?):

Welcome Wagon	x 1	Killer of Comedy	x 0
Comedy Connoisseur	x 1	Viral Outbreak	x 0
Busted Cherry	x 1	Paparazzi	x 0
Open Mic Night	x 1	Master Challenger	x 0
Peanut Gallery	x 1	Fan Club	x 0
Daily Fix	x 0	Get Off My Lawn	x 9
Firestarter	x 0	Collection Complete	x 0
Life Of The Party	x 0	Total Trophies	= 14

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