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Sprog
Member Since 2011 Current Ranking 19-
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Once upon a time there was a young boy named Sprog. Sprog was 387 years old and lived in Dogs Akimbo, England. While walking home from school one day, a pink Pug jumped out from behind a Shell's barren vagina and tackled Sprog to the ground. But just when he was about to let out a scream for help, Sprog realized that the pink Pug was only licking his face, not trying to bite it off. At that moment, Sprog decided to keep the pink Pug as a pet. And on the way home he decided to name his pet pink Pug ''Drewcifer.'' When Sprog and his new pet finally got home, guess who was standing on the front porch? That's right, it was Sprog's mother, Jeeni. And boy was she surprised to see a pink Pug following Sprog into the yard! ''What in world is that?'' shouted Jeeni. ''It's a pink Pug,'' answered Sprog. ''Dah, I can see that, Sprog, but what on earth is it doing here?'' said Jeeni. ''It's my new pet!'' answered Sprog. ''Oh you think so do you?'' remarked Jeeni. ''I wouldn't get your hopes up. You know how your father hates pink Pugs. But, well, I suppose you can keep him until your father comes home.'' And with that Sprog grabbed Drewcifer by the scruff of the neck and led his new pet into the house--even though he knew his father was probably going to dissaprove. Once in the house, Sprog and Drewcifer played and played, that is until Sprog's favorite television show, ''Shell and Panda mudwrestling,'' started. At that point Sprog forgot all about Drewcifer having an unsupervised run of the house. That is until half way through ''Shell and Panda mudwrestling,'' when Sprog was brought back to reality when he heard his father shout, ''Fuckballs!! Sprog! Get your ass in the torture dungeon...NOW!!'' With that Sprog rushed into the torture dungeon to see what all the fuss was about. When he entered the torture dungeon, there stood his father, Declan, pointing toward the Elron's buttplug cabinet. ''Will someone please explain that?'' asked his father. Then, as Sprog followed his father's finger to where it was pointing, he instantly knew what his father was so upset about. There, smack dab in the middle of the Elron's buttplug cabinet, was the biggest pile of Pug doo-doo he had ever seen! ''I don't EVEN want to know how that got there,'' said Declan. ''But you had better get it cleaned up now! And you had better get rid of whatever it is that could have done such a thing!'' Well, knowing his father as well as he did, Sprog knew there was no sense even asking his father if he could keep Drewcifer for a pet. So without hesitation, Sprog set out to find where Drewcifer was hiding. After a few minutes of looking, Sprog discovered Drewcifer crouched beneath the table that Sprog did his masturbating on. ''Come on, Drewcifer, it's time to find you a new home. And hey, don't look at me that way, I'm not the one who did the dirty deed on the Elron's buttplug cabinet!'' scolded Sprog. ''Thanks to you I'll never get to have my own pet Pug!! And with that Sprog led Drewcifer out of the house and down to the local Kchiki's banana emporium. They had a pet section and Sprog knew the owner would find Drewcifer a good home. So after saying good-bye to Drewcifer, and thanking the owner of Kchiki's banana emporium, Sprog walked backed home and attempted to dround his sorrows by slamming down a half dozen Lobster's juices. But Sprog's pitty party came to an abrupt end when his father reminded him about the mess he had neglected to clean up. And low and behold, midway through the clean-up, Sprog suddenly became thankful that someone else was going to have to do it from now on. The End.
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EnlightenmentCountry:
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Birthday:
07-30
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