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The Mailman
Member Since 2004 Current Ranking 13-
Bio:
Some of my past stories and anecdotes, as posted on GAB:
Wrong emphasis
Yet another office bathroom story
Buying toilet paper
GAB Spoonerisms
My flight to Nova Scotia
Your call is important to us... yeah right!
The Dime Slot Story (with Mr. Sir)
Cash Register Stories
Best. Business. Expense. Evar.
*CLINK!* - Hey, watch out!
Nasty Nasal Noises
Parsley is good for you!
Story of a wet girl
Suicide counselling hotline, how may I help you?
Lederhosen for charity
Money well spent
Self-made Mojo
Paris Postcards! (see the postcard itself here)
Let's learn some French slang expressions!
The toilet bowl graffiti
Let's learn some MORE French slang expressions!
Happy new year! You're fired
I just learned a new derogatory expression!
How to become a vegetarian
GAB Spoonerisms, Part II
Return of the dime slot!
And here is another satisfied customer!
Irony behind the wheel
Medicine for the modern man
A short subway story
It's so easy being green!
How to offend a perfect stranger without really trying
Comedy articles:
Verbal bullfighting
The G-String and the Auditor
Horsing around at the office
The nostalgic smell of French cheese
Scammer Karma: How I PWNED a Petty Con Man
How To: Turn a Cubicle into a corner office with a view
A lesson in anger management, using liquid soap
Hacking a credit bureau's customer service department
My Fotki photo album is available here
Contains many pictures taken at Zug10, as well as several pictures used in past threads.
Taglines explained
The Mailman: ringing twice, as always
The Mailman, as portrayed by Jacques Tati
Quelqu'un m'a dit que tu Mailman encore -
Country:
Canada -
Birthday:
07-21
On the Web:
ZUGZ Received and Given: (What's This?)
| Received: | Given: | ||
x 14,703
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= 73,515ZUGZ |
x 1,931
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= 9,655ZUGZ |
x 13,712
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= 54,848ZUGZ |
x 3,896
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= 15,584ZUGZ |
x 4,705
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= 14,115ZUGZ |
x 10,905
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= 32,715ZUGZ |
x 1,507
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= 3,014ZUGZ |
x 1,189
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= 2,378ZUGZ |
x 546
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= 546ZUGZ |
x 202
|
= 202ZUGZ |
Total ZUGZ Received
Total ZUGZ Given
Trophies Received (What's This?):
 Welcome Wagon |
x 1 | Killer of Comedy |
x 0 |
| Comedy Connoisseur |
x 1 | Viral Outbreak |
x 0 |
| Busted Cherry |
x 1 | Paparazzi |
x 0 |
| Open Mic Night |
x 1 | Master Challenger |
x 0 |
| Peanut Gallery |
x 1 | Fan Club |
x 1 |
| Daily Fix |
x 6 | Get Off My Lawn |
x 6 |
| Firestarter |
x 0 | Collection Complete |
x 0 |
| Life Of The Party |
x 6 | Total Trophies |
= 24 |
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