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Dolphin thru the Snow

Member Since 2004 Current Ranking 183

  • Bio:

    I thought I might update my ‘Bio’ a little bit since there seems to be some confusion about who I am. First of all ^that^ is a real email address and YIM. I am not usually logged in under that name though. I am a single straight male aged thirty-six that lives on the US west coast. After working construction most of my life, I decided it was time to work smarter, not harder. So, I am very near to earning my Associate’s degree, and plan to go on to get my Bachelor’s in Computer Science.
    There are some very funny people here, and when I can’t be funny (which is most of the time), I just try to give them a ‘straight’ line to keep them going with the funny. I have been through a string of aliases, but am sticking with the Dolphin theme, and hope to settle on a permanent one soon.
    I do not care about clickies or mahas. I did at first, but it is fairly evident that these are mostly shared between select groups of friends and enemies. If you want to befriend me, fine, but you can keep your clickie cliques. I am just here to read funny posts and clickie them when I get the occasional chuckle.
    I do not like “let’s start a thread just for the hell of it” threads. Although they usually end up being funny after everybody gets in on it, they bump the really good stuff off the board. This has caused me to post some very unfunny posts. Sometimes I get caught up in the general animosity that seems to fly around, and lose sight of what this site is all about---comedy. I am endeavoring to overcome these impulses, and try to simply ignore those who annoy me.
    P.S. If you don’t like me, too bad. I’m here for the long haul. LONG LIVE ZUG!

ZUGZ Received and Given: (What's This?)

Received:   Given:  
5 ZUGZ x 17 = 85ZUGZ 5 ZUGZ x 0 = 0ZUGZ
5 ZUGZ x 622 = 2,488ZUGZ 4 ZUGZ x 645 = 2,580ZUGZ
3 ZUGZ x 4 = 12ZUGZ 3 ZUGZ x 0 = 0ZUGZ
2 ZUGZ x 1 = 2ZUGZ 2 ZUGZ x 0 = 0ZUGZ
1 ZUGZ x 11 = 11ZUGZ 1 ZUGZ x 3 = 3ZUGZ
Total ZUGZ Received
rating 2,598
Total ZUGZ Given
rating 2,583


Trophies Received (What's This?):

Signed up to ZUG.com Welcome Wagon x 1 Creating an article that gets 10,000+ views Killer of Comedy x 0
Giving first rating Comedy Connoisseur x 0 Sharing a video that gets 1000+ views Viral Outbreak x 0
Receiving first rating Busted Cherry x 0 Sharing a pic that gets 1000+ views Paparazzi x 0
Posting first thread Open Mic Night x 0 Creating idea challenge that gets 100+ responses Master Challenger x 0
Posting first comment Peanut Gallery x 0 Receiving ZUGZ from 100 different users Fan Club x 0
Visiting ZUG for 30 days in a row Daily Fix x 0 Received for every year you've been a member Get Off My Lawn x 5
Creating a thread that reaches 100+ posts Firestarter x 0 Received for earning one of every other kind of trophy Collection Complete x 0
Creating a thread that gets 500+ ZUGZ Life Of The Party x 0 Total Trophies Total Trophies = 6
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