Phla really hates you.

• Bio:

  My bio looks like poop now.
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  This is a pretty good example of what you can expect from me.
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  "You're insane."
  "Yes, but look at how much I get done."
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  My Ass : A Report
  by Phla M.
  
  I can't see it. Every time I turn around, it is gone.
  
  The End
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  Little known fact: Dog heaven is actually tennis ball hell.
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  What do you call a gay Cosby kid that's also a dinosaur and also a book that tells you words that mean the same things as other words?
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  I belong to the Church of Cabbage. Lettuce pray.
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  McRib
  3/24/2005 7:01 pm
  You're pretty freaking weird, Phla.
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  A poem thread not about Ditdah.
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  Talk like Phla, if you dare.
  

• City:

  PDX

  State:

  OR

  Country:

  USA

• Birthday:

  04-15

ZUGZ Received and Given:

Received:		Given:
x 6,431	= 32,155ZUGZ	x 3,431	= 17,155ZUGZ
x 13,915	= 55,660ZUGZ	x 6,543	= 26,172ZUGZ
x 2,663	= 7,989ZUGZ	x 208	= 624ZUGZ
x 939	= 1,878ZUGZ	x 47	= 94ZUGZ
x 654	= 654ZUGZ	x 272	= 272ZUGZ

Total ZUGZ Received

98,336

Total ZUGZ Given

44,317

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