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Zaphod Beeblebrox
Member Since 2001 Current Ranking 111-
Bio:
I close the door.
Then I take my clothes off
And dance around the house like
Nature Boy.
My genitalia and my
Pectoral muscles
are not quite what I would like them
To be.
But you can't see me.
We are gathered here
Today in these majestic
Halls of old to honor
A man they call
Sathington willoughby.
There�s a joke or two,
A pun or three
I feel that must be
Told then I go on to
Speak of sathington willoughby.
Sathington willoughby
The legislator that
Penned us up a bill
That banned the use
Of certain things like this and that.
I had a friend, who took a belt, took a belt and hung himself, hung himself in the doorway of the apartment where he lived.
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State:
NYCountry:
USA -
Birthday:
04-28
ZUGZ Received and Given:
| Received: | Given: | ||
x 1,160
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= 5,800ZUGZ |
x 340
|
= 1,700ZUGZ |
x 5,740
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= 22,960ZUGZ |
x 1,384
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= 5,536ZUGZ |
x 469
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= 1,407ZUGZ |
x 76
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= 228ZUGZ |
x 220
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= 440ZUGZ |
x 64
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= 128ZUGZ |
x 845
|
= 845ZUGZ |
x 457
|
= 457ZUGZ |
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Total ZUGZ Given
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