Zaphod Beeblebrox

• Bio:

  I close the door.
  Then I take my clothes off
  And dance around the house like
  Nature Boy.
  My genitalia and my
  Pectoral muscles
  are not quite what I would like them
  To be.
  
  But you can't see me.
  
  We are gathered here
  Today in these majestic
  Halls of old to honor
  A man they call
  Sathington willoughby.
  There�s a joke or two,
  A pun or three
  I feel that must be
  Told then I go on to
  Speak of sathington willoughby.
  Sathington willoughby
  The legislator that
  Penned us up a bill
  That banned the use
  Of certain things like this and that.
  
  I had a friend, who took a belt, took a belt and hung himself, hung himself in the doorway of the apartment where he lived.
  

• State:

  NY

  Country:

  USA

• Birthday:

  04-28

ZUGZ Received and Given: (What's This?)

Received:		Given:
x 1,167	= 5,835ZUGZ	x 340	= 1,700ZUGZ
x 5,757	= 23,028ZUGZ	x 1,384	= 5,536ZUGZ
x 473	= 1,419ZUGZ	x 76	= 228ZUGZ
x 220	= 440ZUGZ	x 64	= 128ZUGZ
x 845	= 845ZUGZ	x 457	= 457ZUGZ

Total ZUGZ Received

31,567

Total ZUGZ Given

8,049

Trophies Received (What's This?):

Welcome Wagon	x 1	Killer of Comedy	x 0
Comedy Connoisseur	x 0	Viral Outbreak	x 0
Busted Cherry	x 1	Paparazzi	x 0
Open Mic Night	x 0	Master Challenger	x 0
Peanut Gallery	x 0	Fan Club	x 0
Daily Fix	x 0	Get Off My Lawn	x 8
Firestarter	x 0	Collection Complete	x 0
Life Of The Party	x 0	Total Trophies	= 10

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