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Zaphod Beeblebrox

Member Since 2001 Current Ranking 98

  • Bio:

    I close the door.
    Then I take my clothes off
    And dance around the house like
    Nature Boy.
    My genitalia and my
    Pectoral muscles
    are not quite what I would like them
    To be.

    But you can't see me.

    We are gathered here
    Today in these majestic
    Halls of old to honor
    A man they call
    Sathington willoughby.
    There�s a joke or two,
    A pun or three
    I feel that must be
    Told then I go on to
    Speak of sathington willoughby.
    Sathington willoughby
    The legislator that
    Penned us up a bill
    That banned the use
    Of certain things like this and that.

    I had a friend, who took a belt, took a belt and hung himself, hung himself in the doorway of the apartment where he lived.

  • State:

    NY

    Country:

    USA

  • Birthday:

    04-28

ZUGZ Received and Given: (What's This?)

Received:   Given:  
5 ZUGZ x 1,169 = 5,845ZUGZ 5 ZUGZ x 340 = 1,700ZUGZ
5 ZUGZ x 5,759 = 23,036ZUGZ 4 ZUGZ x 1,385 = 5,540ZUGZ
3 ZUGZ x 477 = 1,431ZUGZ 3 ZUGZ x 76 = 228ZUGZ
2 ZUGZ x 221 = 442ZUGZ 2 ZUGZ x 64 = 128ZUGZ
1 ZUGZ x 845 = 845ZUGZ 1 ZUGZ x 458 = 458ZUGZ
Total ZUGZ Received
rating 31,599
Total ZUGZ Given
rating 8,054


Trophies Received (What's This?):

Signed up to ZUG.com Welcome Wagon x 1 Creating an article that gets 10,000+ views Killer of Comedy x 0
Giving first rating Comedy Connoisseur x 1 Sharing a video that gets 1000+ views Viral Outbreak x 0
Receiving first rating Busted Cherry x 1 Sharing a pic that gets 1000+ views Paparazzi x 0
Posting first thread Open Mic Night x 0 Creating idea challenge that gets 100+ responses Master Challenger x 0
Posting first comment Peanut Gallery x 0 Receiving ZUGZ from 100 different users Fan Club x 0
Visiting ZUG for 30 days in a row Daily Fix x 0 Received for every year you've been a member Get Off My Lawn x 10
Creating a thread that reaches 100+ posts Firestarter x 0 Received for earning one of every other kind of trophy Collection Complete x 0
Creating a thread that gets 500+ ZUGZ Life Of The Party x 0 Total Trophies Total Trophies = 13
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