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MaddMatt - Steely Eyed Warrior/Poet

Member Since 2004 Current Ranking 246

  • Bio:

    I was born a poor white child in the desert southwest and grew up with little to call my own. I am mostly self-taught having left high school at the tender age of 8, when I ran away from home to join a group of traveling lithotripters. I studied the lithotriptic arts for several years but found this was not to be my true calling.

    In the years to follow I studied such diverse subjects as; Astronomy, martial arts, floral arrangement, quantity surveying, murder for hire, random acts of kindness, Feng Shui, and kitten huffing.

    Along the way I have earned my Black Belt in Feng Shui, an honorary degree from Cambridge in Quantum Chromodynamics, a really neat button that says; "Help, this button is pinned to my nipple!", Four half-dollars, two dimes and a nickel.

    I am still searching for what I want to do when I grow up, but since that is not likely to happen, I think I have time to ponder this some more.

  • Birthday:

    07-03

ZUGZ Received and Given: (What's This?)

Received:   Given:  
5 ZUGZ x 1,062 = 5,310ZUGZ 5 ZUGZ x 1,487 = 7,435ZUGZ
5 ZUGZ x 1,547 = 6,188ZUGZ 4 ZUGZ x 2,479 = 9,916ZUGZ
3 ZUGZ x 937 = 2,811ZUGZ 3 ZUGZ x 695 = 2,085ZUGZ
2 ZUGZ x 424 = 848ZUGZ 2 ZUGZ x 48 = 96ZUGZ
1 ZUGZ x 257 = 257ZUGZ 1 ZUGZ x 12 = 12ZUGZ
Total ZUGZ Received
rating 15,414
Total ZUGZ Given
rating 19,544


Trophies Received (What's This?):

Signed up to ZUG.com Welcome Wagon x 1 Creating an article that gets 10,000+ views Killer of Comedy x 0
Giving first rating Comedy Connoisseur x 0 Sharing a video that gets 1000+ views Viral Outbreak x 0
Receiving first rating Busted Cherry x 0 Sharing a pic that gets 1000+ views Paparazzi x 0
Posting first thread Open Mic Night x 0 Creating idea challenge that gets 100+ responses Master Challenger x 0
Posting first comment Peanut Gallery x 0 Receiving ZUGZ from 100 different users Fan Club x 0
Visiting ZUG for 30 days in a row Daily Fix x 0 Received for every year you've been a member Get Off My Lawn x 5
Creating a thread that reaches 100+ posts Firestarter x 0 Received for earning one of every other kind of trophy Collection Complete x 0
Creating a thread that gets 500+ ZUGZ Life Of The Party x 0 Total Trophies Total Trophies = 6
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