MaddMatt - Steely Eyed Warrior/Poet

• Bio:

  I was born a poor white child in the desert southwest and grew up with little to call my own. I am mostly self-taught having left high school at the tender age of 8, when I ran away from home to join a group of traveling lithotripters. I studied the lithotriptic arts for several years but found this was not to be my true calling.
  
  In the years to follow I studied such diverse subjects as; Astronomy, martial arts, floral arrangement, quantity surveying, murder for hire, random acts of kindness, Feng Shui, and kitten huffing.
  
  Along the way I have earned my Black Belt in Feng Shui, an honorary degree from Cambridge in Quantum Chromodynamics, a really neat button that says; "Help, this button is pinned to my nipple!", Four half-dollars, two dimes and a nickel.
  
  I am still searching for what I want to do when I grow up, but since that is not likely to happen, I think I have time to ponder this some more.

• Birthday:

  07-03

ZUGZ Received and Given:

Received:		Given:
x 1,061	= 5,305ZUGZ	x 1,487	= 7,435ZUGZ
x 1,547	= 6,188ZUGZ	x 2,479	= 9,916ZUGZ
x 937	= 2,811ZUGZ	x 695	= 2,085ZUGZ
x 424	= 848ZUGZ	x 48	= 96ZUGZ
x 257	= 257ZUGZ	x 12	= 12ZUGZ

Total ZUGZ Received

15,409

Total ZUGZ Given

19,544

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