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Heyoka

Member Since 2005 Current Ranking 125

  • Bio:

    Electronics hack, former airplane pilot, animal lover and professional contrary. Stocky guy with huge hands and a few strands of gray in my fur. Top of my class in Bullwinkle voice impressions (Bill Scott and I must have practically identical vocal cords).

    Want more? Devotee of the Firesign Theater and Spike Jones. Sometime listener to Weird Al Yankovic. Fashion consultant to displaced spirits everywhere, and professional flinger of high-tensile Superballs off the highest convenient location.

    What, you still want MORE?! Ok, fine... Never put me and one of those electronic road signs in proximity unless you want the sign reprogrammed with "Klaatu, Barada, Nikto," or something equally memorable (but no obscenities or obvious political messages -- I have higher standards than that).

    I consider myself a threat only to the close-minded, the humor-challenged, those who can't think more than five minutes into the future, the REAL Axis of Evil (Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld, Rove and Abramoff), and those who think the RIAA and MPAA are philanthropic organizations. No one else has anything to fear from me.

    Advice? Sure! Let's see... Don't run with scissors. Never hold a cat and a Dustbuster at the same time. And DON'T ANNOY THE BADGERS!!!

    All the above, and anything I didn't write down above, is subject to (sometimes catastrophic) change without notice.

  • Birthday:

    06-27

ZUGZ Received and Given: (What's This?)

Received:   Given:  
5 ZUGZ x 148 = 740ZUGZ 5 ZUGZ x 3 = 15ZUGZ
5 ZUGZ x 53 = 212ZUGZ 4 ZUGZ x 13 = 52ZUGZ
3 ZUGZ x 9 = 27ZUGZ 3 ZUGZ x 8 = 24ZUGZ
2 ZUGZ x 4 = 8ZUGZ 2 ZUGZ x 2 = 4ZUGZ
1 ZUGZ x 9 = 9ZUGZ 1 ZUGZ x 0 = 0ZUGZ
Total ZUGZ Received
rating 996
Total ZUGZ Given
rating 95


Trophies Received (What's This?):

Signed up to ZUG.com Welcome Wagon x 1 Creating an article that gets 10,000+ views Killer of Comedy x 0
Giving first rating Comedy Connoisseur x 0 Sharing a video that gets 1000+ views Viral Outbreak x 0
Receiving first rating Busted Cherry x 1 Sharing a pic that gets 1000+ views Paparazzi x 0
Posting first thread Open Mic Night x 0 Creating idea challenge that gets 100+ responses Master Challenger x 0
Posting first comment Peanut Gallery x 0 Receiving ZUGZ from 100 different users Fan Club x 0
Visiting ZUG for 30 days in a row Daily Fix x 0 Received for every year you've been a member Get Off My Lawn x 4
Creating a thread that reaches 100+ posts Firestarter x 0 Received for earning one of every other kind of trophy Collection Complete x 0
Creating a thread that gets 500+ ZUGZ Life Of The Party x 0 Total Trophies Total Trophies = 6
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Funniest Posts:
  • 05/02/2006 08:22 AM

    Electronic road signs are annoying. I don't ha...... more>>

  • 11/15/2007 01:27 PM

    Fellow funny-folk, I've gone and done it again...... more>>

  • 05/22/2005 02:00 PM

    There's a pair of ducks that are regulars to o...... more>>

  • 03/10/2006 12:23 PM

    "Well, we've got eggs, bacon, spam, prune...... more>>

  • 12/28/2005 10:32 PM

    "Oh my GOD, I had no idea dogs could FART lik...... more>>

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