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Brother Detroit
Member Since 2002 Current Ranking 161-
Bio:
I'm an aspring composer/writer. I act, sing, play trumpet, write, play piano, all the usual artistic musical stuff :-P. I also hate my own bellybutton, and one time I got kidnapped by the KGB when I was 4. They took me back to Russia and told me that they wanted me to star in Communist porn. They forced me to rub a kangaroo down with chicken grease and then clean it's entire body with my tongue. Next forced me to beat a hunchbacked boy with a flourescent bottom feeding fish until he would scream the phrase "You may hump me" (a little play on words, it may be sick, but it's still clever). The production went really well, but it didn't do well on the open market for several reasons, a small one being that there wasn't an open market in the soviet union. THe other being that in Russian the phrase "You may hump me" isn't a clever play on words because hump the noun isn't a homynym with hump the verb. So yeah... that made very little sense, and someday I may replace it with something funny.
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