Chance 169,584 11
10/07/2003 09:17 AM

Reese Witherspoon?

The lovely Daggy 86,239 13
10/07/2003 09:18 AM

No. With a KNIFE!





















HA!

butternuts 14,362 8
10/07/2003 10:07 AM

Heh.

Tasty, Yummy Chili 8,880 10
10/07/2003 10:36 AM

<action> sings </action>



Daggy killed ga-ab

Daggy killed ga-ab

MongoLloyd 48,285 12
10/07/2003 10:57 AM

I almost choked on a bagel.

Who's yur Chickens? 244,402 20
10/07/2003 10:57 AM

Well I ran that one through the office. Good one.

Trae - Now with nuts! 156,293 13
10/07/2003 11:09 AM

I love you Daggy!

Therlin 12,178 11
10/07/2003 11:15 AM

I had to log in just to give Daggy a clickie.



k bye.

MongoLloyd 48,285 12
10/07/2003 11:16 AM

I tried it on Mrs. Lloyd. I called her hotel room (she's in Regina today....heh! Regina) and asked if she'd heard about it.

She's not so good with celeb names, so she said "REESE SILVERSPOON WAS STABBED?!"

AmyPoo has a tan! 2,710 11
10/07/2003 11:47 AM

i might have laughed more if reese witherspoon wasn't pregnant.

Pubah 48,052 12
10/07/2003 12:29 PM

Did you set us up Daggy, or is Ms Witherspoon bleeding?



Either way, it's funny as hell.

Pubah 48,052 12
10/07/2003 01:43 PM

Gotta bounce.

See ya in the Funny Papers

Hammerhead, Now In Feelaround! 59,126 10
10/07/2003 03:37 PM

That was funny. That is all...

PooFooMooShoo 1,433 8
10/07/2003 03:56 PM

Witherspoon

Danny_Boy 2,210 9
10/07/2003 04:18 PM

I keep re-reading this thread, and laughing so hard after I read, "No, with a knife!"







Bloody brilliant, I say.

El Stoaty 9,045 9
10/07/2003 05:27 PM

Daggy you vixen of comedy gold - lets make with teh dirty love!

Chi-Chi Fellipe 160,513 12
10/07/2003 05:33 PM

That was so awesome.

Fluro 14,080 9
09/02/2004 01:58 AM

bump

Neep, Janeway's personal foot masseuse. 33,104 12
09/02/2004 02:46 AM

Daggy. I want to have your babies.

Oliver Chest 202,148 8
09/02/2004 02:49 AM

Best short thread evar!

Ms. Trixxie (Moma's little Darling) LeMay 64,605 13
09/02/2004 09:31 AM

I just sent this out as an office email.

Neep: wants to lick Chris Garrett's knees. 33,104 12
07/14/2005 07:46 AM

Hehe.

Neep: wants to lick Chris Garrett's knees. 33,104 12
07/14/2005 07:46 AM

I'm sorry.

Frogpop 160,935 16
07/14/2005 07:50 AM

oh you.. s'ok.. I realized what it was after I clicked the title and I chuckled.

Neep: wants to lick Chris Garrett's knees. 33,104 12
07/14/2005 07:57 AM

I would never get caught bumping funny Daggy threads to get her more clickies would I?

Return of the Son of The Rockin' Donkey 76,862 12
07/14/2005 09:04 AM

Why? Did you have a funny post in here?



BURRRRRRNN!!!

Neep: wants to lick Chris Garrett's knees. 33,104 12
07/14/2005 09:42 AM

No, Daggy did. Silly.

Return of the Son of The Rockin' Donkey 76,862 12
07/14/2005 09:45 AM

Damn, I read that wrong.

Lucky Charms 169,584 11
07/14/2005 11:27 AM

<action> Runs away crying</action>

Niles 3,151 7
07/14/2005 11:30 AM

Becuase you think Reese really got stabbed?



Because you wanted to make Daggy's babies?



Just because?



Girls are so weird.

Lucky Charms 169,584 11
07/14/2005 11:33 AM

Niles please mouse over my name then guess again. Thankyousomuch.

Big Irish Guy 184,627 13
07/14/2005 11:35 AM

So much for running away. Did you drop a Twinkie and come back for it?

Niles 3,151 7
07/14/2005 11:36 AM

I'll keep guessin' if you want.



Because you're afraid you might be the last chance?



Becuase chances are cause I wear a silly grin the moment you come into view, chances are you think that I'm in love with you?



Because nobody likes to take to many chances?

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 142,307 22
07/14/2005 11:36 AM

Niles: because she took part in setting up the joke two years ago and never got her due clickies for it. We should have "assist clickies".

Niles 3,151 7
07/14/2005 11:37 AM

<action>scrolls back to the top of the thread</action>





Oohhhhhhhhhh.







Yeah. Now it makes sense. Girls are still weird, though.

Karen Walker 86,239 13
07/14/2005 11:46 AM

I don't remember doing this.

Frogpop 160,935 16
07/14/2005 12:03 PM

That's cause I was drunk.

Professor Nutbutter 152,466 14
12/02/2008 03:39 PM

I'm bumping this thread for two reasons:

1) Because it's funny as Shakespeare

2) Because I think it's time we all click Chance's post so she gets a million clickies.

Don't let me down, folks.

Th Real Gonzo 118 4
12/02/2008 03:45 PM

Wow... I remember using that one at work for weeks after this thread was posted....

Even today everyone falls for it... as long as you get the "it's on the tip of my tongue" expression down.

I always include the "HA!", too, but for some reason, I always sound like Alf when I do it.

Chance under the mistletoe 169,584 11
12/02/2008 08:48 PM

Thank you Nutters, tonight you get to wear the naughty catholic school girl outfit and I will be the angry sexually fustrated nun whom disiplines you over and over and over again.

Millie 111,186 15
12/02/2008 08:54 PM

This irritating guy I used to work with tried this joke on me several times, but it never worked, thanks to this thread!



God, I hope he doesn't post here.  It's not you, Gonzo, is it?

Jesus Hussein Christ 153,839 31
12/02/2008 08:57 PM

I still pull this chestnut out every now and then, when I think of Ms. Witherspoon.

And that's why the Dagster is my favorite antipodean dipsomaniac.

Jesus Hussein Christ 153,839 31
12/02/2008 09:00 PM

I see PooFooMooShoo up there - am I correct in remembering that she was the mother of HighSoci's kidnapping victim?

Chance under the mistletoe 169,584 11
12/02/2008 09:16 PM

Yep, thats the lucky gal.

Frogpop 160,935 16
12/03/2008 12:36 AM

I hear she <3'd Lloyd.

Chrismakkuh Lobster 10,530 11
12/03/2008 11:38 AM

I heard she did more than less-than-three Lloyd, Señor Frog.

Th Real Gonzo 118 4
12/03/2008 04:01 PM

An irritating guy, huh?  Well, then... couldn't have been me.  Not a chance.  I'm not the slightest bit irritating.  Nope.   Not irritating at all.  I mean, when I'm at work, nobody gets irritated by me.  If fact, my general demeanor is SO ingratiating that people often can only peel themselves away after they've checked their watches and noticed that that they're late for a meeting.  Even at 5:00! 

It's amazing how truly intersting I can make the most mundane details of my daily life sound, as I hold court, expounding upon my cats' behavior, or the latest piece of junk-mail that incorrectly assumed my gender for some reason.

Even when people are forced to walk away, I can seem them animatedly discussing what I can only assume is a continuation of my topic, often gesticulating wildly.

And you know how everybody loves a prankster, right?  Well, there's no end to my shenanigans.  Whether it's calling my cube neighbor once every 5 minutes and then hanging up, or poking dribble-holes in the styrofoam coffee cups, and good naturedly watching everyone ruin their clothing, everyone knows that I'm just a gas.

But irritating?  No way, Jose!  I'm just an awesome guy!

Gonzo 18,309 14
12/04/2008 01:13 AM

Awwww... crap.

I just found my old password.

Now I have to start re-re-building my mundane status from non-existant all over again.