Lucky Dix

Beau Riverwood.



Although "Beau Route 15" is funnier.

Mine is: Misty Union

According to this game, it's Mitzi Bittercreek.



But really, I'm Christy Canyon.

Tennessee Plymouth?





Just doesn't flow

Biscuit Coach

Samantha N. 147th....



that's Frosted up.

Happy Bridge



It sounds more like a childrens book title.

I'm Sandi Red.



Or for a sexier sound,

Sandi C.R. 291.

I'm Brandy Ashgate - DAMN I SOUND HOT!

Bonnie Judd



I sound like a hick

I probably do farm porn

SackPunt, hon, please. What is this, your first day on the internet?



Anyways, I'm Angel Camp.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm religious porn

"Spooky Shantercliff." That definitely sounds like I'd be into some serious S&M. Oh, the possibilities...

based on this formula, i would be sammy h g moseley pkwy. that sucks.

Dyna Newfound.

I guess the formula is different in Canada:



Porn Name: Best friend's first name + street you lived on = Randy Pine



Drag Name: pet growing up + mom's maiden name = Cindy Perinni

Gawd-damned Dog Packing Crate.













No, wait, that was what we called my cousin.



I'd be Roxie Kent? A gay porn star you make me?

Going with my current street, my name would be "Booger Seattle Slew".



I'm one of the three-named people!





Can you guess what my specialty would be?

Three named people either shoot presidents or marry Michael Douglas.



Do I win?

Wormy Delaware.



Somehow I don't see using this name as a wise career move.

Mine would either be



John Weber (Middle Name, street you grew up on)

or

John Courtyard (Middle name, street you live on)

With that formula, I am Calvin 15th ave NE. Hmm, It doesn't really have a ring to it, but with just my sheer creativity(and a bunch of reefer), I came up with my own name. Drum roll please..... Oliver Chest.

Actually, I'm changing my handle to Oliver Chest. I'm new to the site still, so I don't think anyone will notice.

...or care.

Champ Prince Charles



Oh yeah.... money

Boots at the Boar, baby!

Kitty Broadway.

John Holmes.

Seriously though. I live on Broadway now (not NYC) and I was really horrible at naming my pets.



Kitty - Cat

Foxy - Dog

Doggy - Dog

Gizmo - Rabbit

Father - Rabbit

Mother - Rabbit

Malcolm - Cat

George - Cat

The Cat (TC) - Cat



But all work as good pron names. Yay me!

My first pets name was Bubbles. I don't think that's going to work for me. Not even for GAY porn.

Killer Beryl.



And the s&m granny porn cometh.

"Dog Wood"

omfg



"Coco Mango"



way too Frost-ingay

I'm "Damn Dog Canadian," and my boyfriend is "Parker Canadian."

Booboo Hammer. I'm somebodys prison bitch for sure.

Frost me!!



Lucky Chihuahua!!

Griffen North Pleasant



the "North" is cause I point straight up.

Curly Shea



Damn, that is a hot one!

Holy Shakespeare I can't remember my address.

kitty shagbark

Suki Shannon





If only i was Aisan and female i'd be a star

Inferno Firecrotch

Lacey Copeland..mm sexy

Tiny Rod.



DAMMIT

Debbie Jefferson



I sould like a confused pornstar living in the south during the prohibition era.

Sydney Oakland



Not TOO bad...

Where would you like to do it? Sydney or Oakland?

Choo Choo Chapel Ridge (1st pet, street you live on)



Ryan Chaste (middle name, street you grew up on)



The Harbinger of Satisfaction (this one I made up)

Pffft, if we're just going to make one up... I choose Ratchet Thunderstud. Can't you just hear the 70's music in the background?

BooChika Boo WOWN WOWN

Blacky Frazier



Ironic because I'm the epitome of the words "white girl".

ginger churchill. it makes me sound gay!

Charlie Illinois?

Soon enough I will be Charlie Holmes. Not much better.

Minnie Koch

Oh my god. This is the thread where I decided to use my Stage name as a handle.



That was quite the bump.

rock mehran

My first pet was a poodle that my brother hung on his leash on the slide...named Curley. My Ma saw it out the kitchen window and saved him.



Curley Shea - if you guys saw my crazy curly hair you would know it is perfect.

Diamond Jamison

You are almost like Dustin Diamond from Saved By The Bell!

<action>scratches chin</action>





Baby Main..





I could make that work..

Roc Washington

Stains Mcgee

Chewy Washborn





and most recently...















Dammit, I forgot my address again!

Well my dogs name now is Kaiser.

Slick Willy.



I never had a pet, but if I did, I'd be sure to call him Slick W.

Dusty Palm

That's Frosted.

Bob Hunt Crest.

Chester Connors





Hmm.. lame

Nellie Millstone

Buddy Edgehill (pet + current street)



or



John Central (middle + growing up street)

Shadow Walnut



no pizazz

Springer Abell (middle name + growing up street)

I don't use that formula Shakespeare. I already have a few porn star names picked out.

Kama Sutra or Jackie Mount Everest.

Jackie's mounting Everest? That bitch!

Are you following me?

No, I'm not following you.

















... I'm stalking you.

<action> bites head off celery stalk chews 32 times then spits on floor. </action>

<action>takes the chewed up celery head and saves it in his stalker file.</action>

Skeeter Foxwood

pet + street



Thumper Fairhaven



Mitzi Little



Middle name + current street



Denise Shady Valley

Pogo 110.



Hey, it could work.

Killer White house about 2 km from the church.





uh... we don't have addresses where I come from.

Murphy Sugarbush

bruiser cervix

GOOD LORD THE SIMPLE FORMULA WORKS!

Pepper Bonifacio



Meh

big vagina

First Formula: Fishy Maury



Second Formula: Huge Pen0r Guy

Bruiser? I barely know her!

i remember vagina street. it was pretty nice. just over the hill was a Shakespearehole, though.

Wow. I haven't seen HBE in these parts in forever.

vagina street was lovely. i remember it like yesterday. we just had a lot of foreign invaders.

those Frost-ing pricks!

<action> looks up to the top of thread...



Hmm... I wonder who that Jonnybgood guy was...he sounds interesting...

Trixxie

Oliver Chest is way funnier.



Johhny B. Good reminds me of that stupid Anthony Michael Hall movie.

Kimmy Pant





hmm.

chow chow charlemagne first



now the second one might work better



stinky rte 2



well maybe not...

scooter county highway x.



...scooter x?

Cocoa Glasgow.



That sucks. I'm a dude.

I suppose I could always do gay porn. Anyone here do Gay porn and need a name?



I'm willing to donate. :-p

Donating your body or your name?

Spike Cook.

Punky S. 2nd St. E.

i'm so hot baby, go on...

Samantha Newton? Dammit, it's not my fault my parents got me a female cat from a friend (cheap bastards) when I was 2.

Hmmm...



Josephine St Julian



I sound more like an aristocrat than a dirty girl of the silver screen...

Sandy Valley....



weird, kinda like the opposite of Pandora Peaks....

TRAE!



I can't believe it came up like that.

Dowg Caprock. That is not too bad.

KILL THIS THREAD!

Die tread! Die!

Shadow Harden

mines

stupid Frost-ing dog 107th terrace



I don't like my name...

*scrathes behind his ear with his foot*

Hobo Buckwold - sounds like one of those 'cheap' porn stars

My apologies Chi-Chi, but I can't resist.



Mine is Joe Poinsettia, sounds like gay porn unfortunatly.

Maryjane Union.



That's a boring name. I wouldn't watch a porn flick starring Maryjane Union!



Then again, I wouldn't watch a porn flick starring me, either. Yuck.

( Pet + Street )



Rex Goodhope... Dr. Rex Goodhope

Ian Serna...



















































Wait I misunderstood the assignment.

erm...Fluffy Forest

Geebow Fleece?



I led a strange childhood...

I heard it was first pet's name + the name of the street you grew up on? well, I like how that one turns out the most anyway...

Joey Bluff (oh yeah, VERY porn-o-rific)

going with the current pet/street?

Tiny Tenth (alright, so it has possibilities)

Basil Foxshire



Damn. I have something more akin to a chartered accountant than a porn star.

Curly Shea - which is perfect since I have crazy, curly hair.



And, no - I am not talking about pubes - I mean my head hair.

Still got that same first dog, eh?

Become an cult leader and porn artist, and call yourself Divine Rod.



Too bad its already been done.

Mine: Stain Second



My friends: Granny Smith

<action>squints due to the light bulb that just went off over his head</action>I came up with my own name... Oliver Chest



I just got this.



It's becoming more and more clear that I am Kenny the Retard.

Mine would be Timmy Waterloo... Im changing to my first Rats name, Matilda Waterloo... yes, at least it belongs to my sex. I had a lot of choice though:

Dogs: Sam and Maggie

Cats: Cinders,Cliona, Timmy, Tanger

Rats:Matilda, Violet,Ruby,Pearl

Hamster: Kenny

and my new babgy orphan squirrel: Piglet

Georgie 20th.



Or, if we go back to first pet/street:



Thumper Stockton.

Name of this thread + childhood pet = Gay McThreadSucks.

fidget enchanted

You can fidget it as much as you want, it's really never gonna become an enchanted wand.

Ian Fleming...





















































I don't think that is right either.

I'd be...Pooh Ferns.

However, one of my friends would be called Fudge Fountain.

Using the first formula, First pet and street.



Cutie Jones

Max Canterbury

Sadie Canonero

Manute Bol

Bill Clinton

I'm watching Vh1, and they're talking about this whole porn name game right now.







Apparently the TV watches me.



When the hell did I get in Soviet Russia?

Augie Harvey.





God- I suck at porn.

So, you're a fluffer?

Cupid Carlisle. It's such a good name, that I'm beginning to think it would be a crime for me to waste it.

Duke Still Meadow

I'm still Lucky Dix!

Funny Frat, I just moved away from the intersection of Dix and Brest.

Diesel Whitecliff. I'm not even black!

Sabrina Buellete

now what happens? Do we go and put our skills to the test by trying to gain fame with our new found porn star names? Or was this just wasting my time? grumble grumble grumble

I believe the majority of your answer can be found in column B.

Yeah, jonnybgood107, we don't care...

Who ever heard of a 60 year old porn star anyway?

Well Max, I wouldn't call your mom a porn star either. But hey, if all of the other streetwalkers are using that on their resumes, then, more power to her.

Oh wow, mines SacaCarrollas. What a coincidence.

Hey Chance baby! At least your name isn't Flappy Twatlips.

No that may not be my name, but thats my calling baby.

Ooh my nipples are so hard right now...

and I have a strange craving for bologna.....I think we can work something out.

You have no idea how tempted I am to use my magic powers to delete this goddamned thread.

YOU Have that power?







Fella Vieux.

Freddy 16th St.

doesn't seem to have a ring to it, or fit my gender.

Fred.... Alberta.



I like it.

I shall not follow your curiously funny porn star formula.



My real first name is Rider.



For the slow ones...Ride Her



That is right. Porn star by birth.

Rider, I hardly even knew...



Oh.

Mickey Miami.

Top That.

Mine would be Coco.





Coco Cox.





Oh dear.

Well, I did say "top that" Jade.

And you did, my sexy little friend, you did.

My new porn name is:



Mocha Torte Kielbasa

Translated into English (first pet/street name) I'd be:



Farmer Axe Cottage



Man, that'd be some scary-ass porn..

Coal Woodfield.



Heh, Wood. Plus the name Coal implies blackness. Yay!

Smokey Baylor



Sounds like I should go play the blues. It ain't like I'm gonna get laid, anyway.

Princess Mabel ?

Maxie Payne (pet+street)

I don't like my name...

*scrathes behind his ear with his foot*



What tribe do you belong ,too?



eh!

Blackie Candlebrook

Johnny Carson

Moses Sycamore

:-X

Baby-Scotch Elm... dont ask i was a demented 5 year old when i named that cat...

Fea South Sumas?



Fea Sumas?



Wrigley South.



YES!



Wrigely South.



(hes my second pet, but whatever.)

Second to post!!



What? Zeros have no value.

And just to beat all those n00b hazers out there:



zeros have no value



Neither do I.

Neither do you.

Thumper Stockton.

Sparky Olive.



OR



Rocko 46th Place.



Depends on which family you want me to claim today.

mines nitro claudia

Noballs Briar Creek. This Frost-ing sucks.

Why does this goddamned thread keep being bumped?



And don't blame me for bumping--it was at the top of the page.

pokey jodi

Sassy Redwood

Mine's Rusty Autumn.

WE. DON'T. CARE. ANYMORE.

SD is just upset because his first pet was a goldfish named Dip, and due to poor road singe maintenance the faded letters on his street read SHadowhIll CT

Freddy FreeWood

Ms. Ethel 101

(sounds more like a title than a name)

ACK! Zombie thread! Return to the grave you evil thing!

Quit bumping it then. Aw Frost, now I'm doing it! My porn name by the way is Taco DeClark, how you doin'?

We do not have a pet named Ms. Ethel, AC. Unless you named the gecko in the kitchen window.

Mine would be "Bonnie's Little Trixter" (Trixie for short) 101.

Heh, it was a lot better with the middle name + street you grew up on formula: Rochel Birchwood.

Mickey 6.

Sounds better as a rockstar than a pornstar.

Albert Tatlock the Barbed Space Probe

I dont know how I came up with that one.

Randy Newman.


I don't think I'm doing this right...

Teddy Roosevelt. For reals.


And when I blow my load, I'll shout, "BULLY!"

Sophia Sloan

Rose Mt.Everest

Hehe.