Is it made of people?

Gouda just been regular swiss.

One time, at Band Camp, we were learning the Big 8 Sequence, which is a really hard drum cadence and at radom time throughout the cadence we had to yell out phrases such as "What does she do??" and "Little Tiny Elves" and "We don't love them ho's". On of the thing we were going to yell out was "Smoke Budda!" which means basicly 'go smoke a bowl' and we couldn't really yell that out in front of our parents so we changed it to "Smoked Gouda" The End.



*takes deep breath*

Swiss people?

Mmmmm.....itsa gouda.

It's really not.



Perhaps, you should read the thread.

Ah, or perhaps, it's not that gouda.

I heard gouda and steak doesn't go well together, that may be your problem Phla mignon!

I changed my mind.



Cheese is gouda, but popcorn is buttah.

Gouda is made from rubber. Is it bouncy?

I don't know, give me a month.

Okay. How's September?

Autumny.

<action>hands Phla Oliver's 'special' helmet</action>I'm thinking you may be needing this.

What is the meaning of "Swiss"?

Haven't you ever watched the "Muensters"? Don't you know that Herman plays guitar and is a total "cheddar"? He likes to play the "Bleus".



He got frustrated and said, "Ricotta GO!"!

Is it just me or does Phla here seem to be trying REAL hard to be one of the popular kids?

Nevar. I can be friends with the popular kids, but my locker is still next to the black haired wierdo who keeps a rat in a shoebox and smells like pinesol.

There's a gun in my locker you fag.

Nerd, are you Bi-polar?

Your black trenchcoat looks sexy next to your pale green skin. Now leave me alone, I need to get to band class.

I'm not bi-polar. You Frosthead.





Hey guys look! Flowers hehe yay!! I'm so happy doodle dooo!!! hehehe!

Phla is better than Nerd - Just like Shampoo is better than Conditioner.

I'll condition your face you fugly bitch.

Bad day, hon?

Nerd called me "fugly" - he must be underagetrae and a bad boy.

Just stop giving Nerd such a hard time. He had been going through a lot lately. I mean his wifes vagina fell off the other day and now the only thing that is left is that cat. Oh God not Mr. Whiskers!

One time, at Band Camp....



Priestess, I'm truly sad and disgusted that your story had nothing to do with anyone stimulating your genitals or the genitals of another band camp girl.

Meanwhile I'm betting at least one GABber ends up ruining a pipe, and makes fondue, all at the same time.

I mean his wifes vagina fell off the other day



Best.line.EVAR.

this conversation is getting cheesy

It started out that way as well.