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I was sitting in a bathroom stall earlier today at work, when someone entered the stall next to mine. The guy entered, closed the door, dropped his pants to his ankles and sat down. The speed at which he did all this should have given me a first hint on the kind of hurry he was in. He instantly let out a huge wet fart, accompanied with a satisfied grunt. This was gonna get ugly. I had to get out of there, and fast.
Thankfully I was done with my own business. Just as I was ready to get up, I noticed that I could see the guy's pants and right shoe under the stall divider. Not only the bottom of his pants: he had dropped his pants completely, so I saw his belt, and more importantly, his text pager and his corporate identification badge, both attached to the belt. It was Smith, from IT operations.
My first thought upon discovering the identity of the methane troll was that I could've done without this tidbit of information. Bathroom anonymity is like voting anonymity: I don't want to know.
I got out of the stall, washed my hands in the sink closest to the exit door, and as I walked out of the bathroom, I remembered that some of our servers are configured to page the IT guys directly with such text messages as "Server XYZ: filesystem full".
Seconds later, the toilet guy received a text page reading : "Toilet #3: buffer overflow".
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Side-splitting
24 votes
5.0
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Hilarious
6 votes
4.5
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Just Chit till Presidents Day
02/01/2005 07:06 PM
Nice guy, right in the middle of a stack dump too.
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0 votes
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Chickens Come Home Mon
02/01/2005 07:08 PM
Heh.
Who was it who's office had the shy guy that wouldn't go in if anybody was watching then would stay in all day?
Wonder what happened to that guy?
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0 votes
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turtle10
02/01/2005 07:17 PM
I won't leave the stall unless the rest of the bathroom is empty
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0 votes
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The Mailman: ringing twice, as always
02/01/2005 07:24 PM
I won't leave the stall unless the rest of the bathroom is empty
Believe me, I couldn't wait that long.
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Side-splitting
9 votes
5.0
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Phuc
02/01/2005 07:50 PM
Office bathroom stories are the McDonald's french fries of GAB: They're not the main course, but they're oh so delicious and everyone loves them.
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
2.0
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Lila the Racist
02/01/2005 10:27 PM
I don't.
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Hilarious
6 votes
4.5
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Bankey
02/01/2005 10:30 PM
because poo isn't white?
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