Neither financier seized... why do I bother anymore?

You

Sorry about the crappy thread, but I was shocked by that mouth

I'm sorry, that was mean.

All right. Fess up. Why do I see yellow? Whose finger slipped?

I did not kill clickie my wife Traclo. But know this, I will not rest until I do find the real killer clickie-er.

I was on the bus today and this old woman sat next to me and she smelled like a finely seasoned STEAK!



I thought of you, Phla.

Was she wearing Blue Blockers too?

You avoid eye contact on the Metro here, Froggie. Unless you want to get bad touched.









Which I don't!

What do we talk about when the topic is chat?





Oh I know...







Hi all! a/s/l?

Unless you want to get bad touched.





With Phla..?

I'll risk it.

Holy Shakespeare. What grave did you dig this corpse out of?

Bumped threads with me in them make me feel warm and fuzzy inside.



Or maybe it's that live bear I swallowed.

Was it a koala bear?

Ko allah.

Ko allah back, yo.

I think I just told God to screw himself in arabic.

When God orgasms, who's name does he yell?

"Oh me"

Yours, BIG. Yours.

Or Johnny Cash.

As always, Phla knows the answers to the world's strangest questions.

As in he yells, "Oh me" or he yells, "Oh Phla"?

OH please...

She has a Magik Seven Ball that has all life's answers.

Hey, people! This pineapple person needs some help on his/her homework. You are totally ignoring him/her.

Oh please. It's a cube.

A four dimensional cube?

You've seen it?



Could you tell me where it is?

Its in the over behing the toaster and the rubber ducky.

Holy Shakespeare, stupidity IS contagious.





Because it is in the oveN behinD the toaster and the rubber ducky.

The joke's on you fool! I have no toaster!



*cries at her toasterlessness*

Wait, Phla keeps her toaster in the oven? You must really like that Shakespeare burnt to a crisp.

I don't keep anything *near* my oven. That Froster turns itself on.

Then what do you use as a bath toy?

My hairdryer.

Hey Phla are you going to be the ball girl for the Ping Pong World Championship again?

Shock therapy haszzzz done wonderszzzzz for my pszzzzzzzychological well-being.

I thought that was just the Parkinson's.

That's ridiculous. How would I hide behind that tiny net?

Scrunching up really small.

Nah. It would take time away from my Extreme Ironing training.



Seriously. I have a calendar and everything.

And if you have a calendar its official.



I have a calendar with 14th Century Hippo Poachers on it, I am not sure what that means.

You bitches have no respect for my homey pinapple do you...?



He needs help with some homework.

I nearly shat myself reading this thread.



Luckily, the turtle is back in his shell.

bump

Yeah, I know, this place is like a Frost-ing chat room tonight.



So what? I'm bored.

Me too.



Holy Shakespeare, I just realized it's after 1:00 there. About time for bed isn't it, Mills?

Yes it is.



I have to work tomorrow!

Hope tomorrow is a better day for you.

Thanks!

Where're you going? I was gonna make espresso.

I ain't drinking that. You always squirt a load in your espresso.

Not always.



That's what makes it interesting.