They're decomposing, composers

There's less of them every year

You can still talk to, Beethoven

But there's not much of him left to hear...

<action> gives mailman his 4,000th clickie.</action>

Damn ACME always gets my orders for TNT mixed up...

My voicemail doesn't bother telling people their call is important. And I don't tell them to "have a nice day" at the end either. I wonder if I should get rid of the "thanks for calling" while I'm at it.

Now that I gave you my number, I'm thinking of changing my voicemail message to a single word: "DONKEY!"

So that I can self-Donkey? Dude, that's just wrong.

So did you have better success when you called again Mailman ?



You can't just leave us hangin !

The second time I called, I did not want to deal with the automated thing again, so I pressed zero to talk to a human person. But then I was told that Giuseppe Verdi had been deceased for over 100 years and never actually worked for the company.

See, you get places when you ring twice...

Someone kill me.

I hate it when I receive phone calls and I answer it with the standard greeting and It's a Frost-ing answering machine designed to make the calls for people.

Damn ACME always gets my orders for TNT mixed up...



If you want to speak to Mr. R. Runner, our President and CEO, press 1...



If you're Wile E. Coyote complaining about your order, tough Shakespeare.

I am forgoing comedy to give you this helpful hint for the next time you have to make such a phone call.



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I wondered how the Frost you could do that. I assumed it was some part of your magic slut powers