Millie 111,186 15
08/06/2005 12:27 AM

a calculator (really cool, it's clear),



a 3 oz. container of Jergens Ultra Healing lotion,



Physician's Formual Natural Eyelight powder,



a 100 tablet bottle of Hannaford brand aspirin,



a 1.5 oz. spray can of Mega Freeze hairspray,



a fake tortoiseshell barrette,



a compact of Covergirl translucent face powder,



a badge/patch that is orange and says "Designing Kitchens" on it,



a copy of a letter that I wrote to someone telling her to Frost off,



a 100 tablet bottle of Equate brand ibuprofen,



a small make-up brush,



an eyebrow brush/comb,



a tag from the Boston Museum of Fine Arts (that I wore my last day in Boston last month while visiting the museum),



a prescription bottle of 100mg Zoloft tablets (yes, I take too many drugs),



a small container of .05mm pencil leads,



my debit card,

Millie 111,186 15
08/06/2005 12:28 AM

an Old Navy charge card,



my MasterCard (this and the last two items floating around in the mess, when they should have been in my damn wallet),



another badge/patch with a stupid-looking cartoon of Homer sitting at a computer and the words "2020 Kitchen Design Certified" on it,



my driver's license-also floating around free,



a ticket stub from Sunday's Portland Sea Dogs vs. New Hampshire Fisher Cats game,



my key card from the Best Western Longwood,



a small container of L'Oreal matte eyeshadow, smooth latte,



a tube of Covergirl Lipslicks, demure,



a red, white and blue pin that says "GE, America's Most Dependable Washers!",



a necklace and earrings I had been looking for,



a container of solid perfume, supposedly with phermones to attract the opposite sex (it doesn't seem to work with the right people)



two Eddie Bauer preferred shopper cards,



an Eddie Bauer temporary charge card (hey, they offered 10% off if I opened an account),



a note to myself about my vacation dates,



a package of "garden bouquet" postage stamps, with six stamps left,



a scrip for Zoloft (good, I have to remember to get more),



one Maybelline XXL microfiber mascara (it clumps too much),



one pair of Tweezerman tweezers (the best),



one Physcians Formula Lash-in-a-Tube (nice, it doesn't clump),



four Listerine pocket paks-cinnamon,



two giant hair pins,



two hair clips,



three eyeliner pencils, black,



four receipts,



three tampons-one regular, two super,



$1.22 in change



two pens.





Jesus Christ, I need help.

Filly 29,704 12
08/06/2005 12:32 AM

<action>eyes pop in amazement</action>How Frost-ing big is your purse, millie? I carry around a wallet and my keys.

Frogpop 160,935 16
08/06/2005 12:33 AM

or a Sherpa.

Millie 111,186 15
08/06/2005 12:33 AM

It's very, very big.



The one I'm switching to is a little smaller.

I am Straw 64,267 14
08/06/2005 12:35 AM

Forget the pics, here we have solid proof that Filly really is a guy.

Millie 111,186 15
08/06/2005 12:36 AM

My sister refuses to carry a purse--says she doesn't need one.



But she is always asking me to put things in my purse when we go anywhere. And she is always misplacing her keys and/or wallet.



Yes, I am well aware that putting them in my purse is a good way to misplace them.



Oh, and I noticed my keys are not in my purse. They are on the steps where I threw them when I came in the door.

No_Key_Bandit 76,384 8
08/06/2005 12:56 AM

"My sister refuses to carry a purse--says she doesn't need one."



If she hangs out with you and your circus tent, she shouldn't have to.

10 Inch Pianist 220 7
08/06/2005 03:27 AM

It's ok. I have at least one book with me at all times. And at least 4 books of matches (I don't smoke), 2 tubes of lotion that smell equally disgusting, a tape player with vocal exercises, my mail from the past week, 5 tubes of lipstick that I never wear, and lots of other stuff.



Occasionally loose pieces of gum that have wriggled free of their wrappers. Or tampons. That have wriggled free from their wrappers.







<action>Just pawed through purse, feels slightly ashamed</action>

Kittuns: The Moosinator™ 44,809 8
08/06/2005 03:37 AM

I cleaned out my purse today too!



My contents:



1 Maxi-pad



3 Loose unidentifiable pills



Starbucks card



Lighter



3 shades of Clinique lipstick



Estee Lauder Lip Pop lipgloss



Lancome Juicy Tubes lipgloss



Loreal Aqua Proof waterproof eyeshadow



Loreal Waterproof mascara



Black pen



Journal



Black leather cuff



Ipod Shuffle



Wallet w/keys



Business cards



David Yurman necklace



Decongestants



Press pass for a wine tasting



Cell phone

Space Admiral BobJohnson 168,889 14
08/06/2005 03:45 AM

I was having coffee with a friend when the subject of what women carry in their purses came up (don't ask). Anyway, to prove one of my points, I demanded that she empty her purse on the table. She did so.



Oh, did I mention that this particular friend teaches sex ed to university students? That's important.



Anyway, there were about 400 condoms on the table after she emptied her purse. I don't think the family next to us were very amused. I, however, was very amused.

Errol 10,555 8
08/06/2005 03:48 AM

400 condoms should come pretty close to covering your penis, eh?

Kittuns: The Moosinator™ 44,809 8
08/06/2005 03:50 AM

Amused? Or aroungy...

Kittuns: The Moosinator™ 44,809 8
08/06/2005 03:51 AM

And look at me with all my pretentious purse contents!



Did I mention that I was better than all of you?

The Lying Fudgeman 446 5
08/06/2005 03:55 AM

Anyway, there were about 400 condoms on the table after she emptied her purse. I don't think the family next to us were very amused. I, however, was very amused.



That is such a hint... did you bang her?

Napkin Wundt MD 30,681 8
08/06/2005 05:44 PM

The Tralfamadoreans don't respond well to subtlety. That's why their mating call is "I WANT TO Frost YOU RAW!"

OneEyedTrouserTrout 6,024 7
08/06/2005 06:38 PM

"Or tampons. That have wriggled free from their wrappers"



Sounds like that thing is big enough to turn a motorcycle around in. Perhaps some kegel exercises might help?

DemoMonkey, Pranked by a Master. 165,779 8
08/06/2005 06:49 PM

Occasionally loose pieces of gum that have wriggled free of their wrappers. Or tampons. That have wriggled free from their wrappers.



Sometimes I feel...you know...not so fresh. That's why I jammed 8 sticks of Big Red in my vagina. It's pungent cinnamon odour and strong adhesive properties leaves me feeling both confident and tightly sealed.



For me, now every month is a Big Red month.

Napkin Wundt MD 30,681 8
08/06/2005 08:39 PM

Amen to dat Brutha, Amen to dat.

Whistler P. McManus 153,839 31
08/06/2005 09:30 PM

Contents of my Man-Purse (like I could resist this):



keyring with big wad of keys

bottle of 100 extra-strength Excedrin

2 oz. bottle of Baby Blanket SPF 50 sunscreen for my tender Irish skin

last two issues of The Washington Spectator

checkbook

electric bill

2 black pens

1 blue pen

random piece of 3 x 5 brown cardboard?

toothbrush (still in wrapper) given to me by my dentist the last time I went

Creative Zen Micro MP3 player

tin of licorice flavored Altoids

receipt from my wife's last visit to the gynocologist (swear to God)

1 Claritin D 24 hour tablet

local parks pass

various ATM receipts

business card from a drummer I met

business card from the guy who's doing my kitchen counters

1 pack of Dentyne Ice Arctic Chill gum (I don't chew gum)

2 tubs of Carmex

nailclipper (mine grow really fast)

$1.73 in change

list of words to look up in the dictionary and books to buy/borrow

2-piece fife made by Samuel Colin "Hammy" Hamilton

Millie 111,186 15
08/06/2005 09:57 PM

I think Whistler is my soul-mate.



Or purse-mate.

Declan ('Aaron Altman') McManus. 117,066 15
08/06/2005 10:04 PM

My brother is such a fag.

Chit Eating Grin 166,013 10
08/06/2005 10:07 PM

2 tubs of Carmex







Damn, fifin must play hell on the lips, huh ?

Zel-kun the Exquisite 0 5
08/06/2005 11:13 PM

While everyone is on ethe subject, in my briefcase that I carry around everywhere:



My Laptop



Portfolio containing countless documents and contracts



A Sharpie



3rd Ed. D&D Dungeon Masters Guide (buisness associates raise an eyebrow if they see that)



Bag of Dice



A power adapter to some long-forgotten piece of equipment, but I can't bring myself to throw it away.



Optical Mouse



A Stylus to a PDA I've never owned



An issue of The Onion



And last but not least, a pair of socks for some reason. (honestly I don't know, I think someone put them there to Frost with my mind)

dropkick brody 41,925 9
08/07/2005 03:09 PM

All my stuff is distributed between three bags, I don't really know why.



Little Handbag:

Creative Zen Micro

Holiday Photo

Old cinema ticket

Band sticker

A 'stinky' (Bulgarian currency)

Two cherry drops

Two rings

Canteen card

Random ID

Hair Booble

Hairclip



Sac Magic:

Digital Camera

Mobile phone

Bottle of cola

Purse

Keys

Necklace

Two hair bobbles

Smock from work

About 20 leaflets from yesterday's Pride

Carmex



Bigger bag:

Free culture newspaper

Socks

Spare pair of pumps

Dogs Akimbo 163,020 15
08/07/2005 03:27 PM

No purse, but this is in my wallet:



- Five dollar bill

- Two tickets from LWP clears (12 shirts, 3 pants, 1 D/C shirt [no idea what this means])

- 4 credit card receipts

- access card for work

- personal American Express card

- card for health club

- MTA Metro Card

- 4 business cards

- NY State drivers license

- photo of the wife and me

- American Express card from wife's business

- MasterCard from wife's business

- Costco membership card

- medical coverage card from the hospital I work for

- prescription drug card

- Aetna Dental DMO card

- PMI membership card

- library card

- business card from wife's company

- Schwab Visa credit card

- Schwab debit card

- card from local over-priced supermarket

- card from next-nearest, cheaper supermarket

- Universal Life Church Credential of Ministry





I guess it's just not interesting if you don't have tampons.

dropkick brody 41,925 9
08/07/2005 03:33 PM

I also have ten quid in my bra.



I tried to fit my keys in there, but to no avail.

Filly 29,704 12
08/07/2005 06:52 PM

Forget the pics, here we have solid proof that Filly really is a guy.



I am too a girl! And I still only carry around my wallet and keys! HA!







....Sorry. That felt really good.

Declan ('Aaron Altman') McManus. 117,066 15
08/08/2005 01:25 AM

Oh, whatheFrost. The Other McManus brother does NOT carry a Murse, but I do carry a canvas bag once in a while.



Not every day.



In Boston, my canvas bag held:



Discman



"AA" size batteries for aforementioned Discman.



Some choice and tasty cd's, including "Hot Fuss" by The Killers, and "US" by Peter Gabriel.



Aspirin



Nitroglycerine tablets



Bottled water



My One Touch Ultra blood glucose meter



My calendar and notepad



Various T schedules



After 5 pm that Saturday, Harry Potter and The Half-Blood Prince



Here at home:



Discman, etc.



Aspirin



Nitrotabs



Calendar and notepad



Bottle of sugar-free lemonade



August's Consumer Reports and Harper's.

Ravos, The Taco Squirrel 692 6
08/08/2005 02:55 AM

My wallet contains:

-1 free DELICIOUS smoked meat sandwich at nickels...coupon.

-A bank business card

-A 1/2 filled orange julius card

-A business card for a concept artist

-EB business card

-Fandom II business card

-Silver Snail business card

-South tower armoring guild business card (no idea where i got THAT from)

-3 Hair world business cards.

-HMV CD club card, with 1 on.

-coupon for a free chicken burger at KFC.

-2 RPGA cards

-1 DCI card

-EB edge card (expired)

-debit card

-credit card

-SIN card

-Blockbuster card

-health card

-library card

-Empty best buy gift card

-Zeller's Employee card

-HBC rewards card.

-5 $5 bills (canadian)

-2 $10 bills (also canadian)

-1 $20 bill (canadian)

-1 american dollar bill

-2 best buy reciepts thats faded to the point of being illegible

-38 pennies (4 american, 34 canadian)

-7 canadian dimes

-4 canadian nickles

-3 canadian quarters

-A small peice of peach colored paper with my name/number/address on it

-A plastic case to hold my business cards.



I mean, just WOW.

Filly 29,704 12
08/08/2005 03:05 AM

-A small peice of peach colored paper with my name/number/address on it



In case you forget?

Livewire the Kelly Girl 77,958 9
08/08/2005 03:13 AM

Avast! Another Canadian has scuttled my Surprised Sperm icon!



Anyway, my wallet contains:



BCAA card

gold Visa (I lied about my income)

platinum MasterCard (I REALLY lied about my income)

debit card

Entertainment card

Driver's license

gym membership

Surrey public library card

CardCard (medical)

AirMiles card

birth certificate

aluminum replica of my SIN card (not legal)

contact number for insurance/roadside assistance

two $20 bills

coupon for $1 off some shampoo

credit note for $17 for a music store I don't shop at any more

receipt for meal for two at Lumiere Restaurant - $450 (not a typo)

2 Rogers Video membership cards - one of these stores is closed

frequent buyer card - La Tortilleria mexican food

frequent buyer card - Triple-O Burger x2

full Subway stamp card

half full Subway stamp card

this guy's business card

business card of the massage lady who beat me up

business card of some guy I took a 6 week course with

three $2 coins

three $1 coins

I am Straw 64,267 14
08/08/2005 03:29 AM

Over time I have accumulated so many plastic cards and business cards that there isn't a wallet in the world that will hold them all. I'm talking about cards that I use on a semiregular basis, and never know when I'll need them so I don't want to be out and about without them. The little booklets that hold business cards don't have slots large enough for all the plastic cards. So I found at Target a little album that is intended to hold numerous wallet-size pictures. It is full-to-bursting with all my cards. I keep a separate change purse (very pretty one with an Asian design that I got at World Market) for actual cash.

Daggy, now with 50% more Boho! 86,239 13
08/08/2005 03:37 AM

In my 'most of the time' bag:



1 packet of liquid mints

1 tazo (wolverine)

1 pot of lip gloss (red earth lift)

2 tampons

1 lip brush

1 lip balm (raspberry soft lips)

1 tube of lip gloss (sheer raspberry)

1 listerine pocket pack (blue)

2 small mirrors

pack of toothpicks

1 condom (strawberry flavour)

1 wetshine diamonds lipstick, I can't tell what colour it says

2 McDonalds napkins

2 screwed up, slightly used tissues

1 hair grip

a pen

1x100ml tube of Clarins Eau Dynamisante moisturizing body lotion

1 cap gun

1 stick of nivea pearl and shine lip balm (It's winter)

A receipt from a restaurant

1x5 cent coin

1 Spongebob pez dispenser (empty)

1X50 ml bottle of Clarins Eau Dynamisante perfume spray

A receipt from Artie's music shop for some reeds and cork grease

7 peices of gum

A very large shopping list

A mouse (computer.... not the eating kind)

Daggy, now with 50% more Boho! 86,239 13
08/08/2005 03:48 AM

In my 'every now and again' bag:



1 shredded and heavily used tissue

A lollipop wrapper

1 listerine pocket pack (blue)

A small shopping list

A fly swatter

1 battery for digital camera

1 hair scrunchie

1 supermarket receipt

1 plankton watch

1 broken spongebob pez dispenser (empty)

2 packets of pez (orange)

1 large nappy pin (??)

1 more small shopping list

ooooh! The other battery for the digital camera!

1 thermometer

a small handfull of sand

3 pictures of Fropgogs hat with the kitten asleep on it(yesYES! I will post it soon!)

A small mirror

1 tube of Nivea lip balm

1x100g tube of palmers cocoa butter formula

A snap on cover for my old phone

a broken toothpick with meat on it

a bottle top

a pair of earplugs

Fake glasses

1 telfast tablet

The spare house keys that I yelled at my husband for losing 3 months ago.

ringworm 68,037 9
08/08/2005 04:23 AM

you misspelled ruck sack.

Hammerhead 59,126 10
08/08/2005 04:30 AM

May canvas messenger bag carries an assortment but usually has these mainstays.



One mechanical pencil

Four pens - red, blue, green, black

Sharpie - blue

Bic permanent marker (sharpie wannabe)

One small black hardbound notebook

One mini Mag-lite with legs

One glasses cleaning cloth

One toolkit with six small screwdrivers and two pairs of pliers

One packet of see through post-its

One solar powered scientific calculator.

Tin of Velamints

Two No. 2 2/4 1990 Census pencils (I don't know why it's 2 2/4)

Three wayward keychains

Zippo lighter in need of fluid

Lanyard keychain with bottle opener and small keychain knife

...and Tiki Fred



My regular contents are usually one notebook folder with storage for my sticker collection

Two soft leather bound notebooks

A deck of clear plastic playing cards



Right now the notebooks are not there and the knife I normally carry on my belt is.



My cargo shorts/pants usually contain my wallet, my ID holder/money clip, cell phone, pocket knife, gold dollar coin, keys, worry stone, business card holder, pocket leather bound notebook, and bandana/sweat rag.



I usually don't carry my man-bag, usually putting extra stuff in the sharkpup's diaper bag. It's such a jumble in there, though, that I'll probably end up carrying my man-bag more now.



Yeah, yeah...fag; whatever.

Daggy, now with 50% more Boho! 86,239 13
08/08/2005 07:57 AM

Mmmmmmmm........... sweat rag.....

































*vomits*

Ravos, The Taco Squirrel 692 6
08/08/2005 03:08 PM

The peach colored peice of paper is so that if I die, the doctors can identify the body. I don't think it will work, they will probably just think it is my man-lover.

Filly 29,704 12
08/08/2005 03:16 PM

Wait....are you a chick or a dude?

Ravos, The Taco Squirrel 692 6
08/08/2005 03:29 PM

I'm a guy. It was my attempt at amking a funny.



Haha.

Freeze Dried Instant Coffee 10,290 10
08/08/2005 03:40 PM

Purse contents:

-pack of unopened Big Red chewing gum

-wallet (with about $5.00 in change)

-credit cards

-small Maglite

-"T" token

- "T" ticket

- Palm Zire

- Checkbook

- License

- Insurance card

- shopping list from 2 weeks ago

- 2 tampons

- 1 tube Carmex

- cell phone

- prescription meds

- cigarettes

- lighter

- several Wal-Mart receipts

- somebody's phone number...I don't remember whose it is

- Chiropractic appointment card

- hair scrunchie

- Coca-Cola ink pen

- keys of assorted variety

- 2 books of matches (one from Cheers, one from Gas Light Pub)

- a wad of chewing gum wrapped in an ATM withdrawal receipt

UnderHaggis! 77,657 27
08/08/2005 04:19 PM

I change the purse that I'm carrying depnding on what I'm wearing, so mine is usually pretty clean, since I throw all the extra crap away each morning. Right now:



1 round tin of Tangerine Sour Altoids

1 pack of juicy fruit gum

2 blue pens

I <3 Pirates case - holds my credit cards & license

Chi Chi's watch, which I stole while I was in Boston

tiny bottle of Renu contact drops

$7 in cash

Frogpop 160,935 16
08/09/2005 03:12 AM

3 pictures of Fropgogs hat with the kitten asleep on it (yesYES! I will post it soon!)



I'll be sure to send you back 3 pictures of me sneezing.

Jilly 24,648 7
08/09/2005 09:40 AM

Ok, so now I've been inspired to switch purses.'taint purty.

keys

wallet

phone

birth control

many many random receipts used to blot lipstick

about $0.45 in pennies

One bottle of Xanax XR

a bandaid

about 12 lipgosses and lipsticks(only one of which are used, EVER)

4 tampons

a brush

an unusual amount of hair(?)

Jilly 24,648 7
08/09/2005 09:45 AM

Fake glasses



ha ha ... why? That's classic.

TableTopJane 171,320 12
03/08/2006 03:21 PM

Looking at this, I realized that I am so not a girly girl.



My purse-

(front pocket)

Wallet

Chap Stick

Pen



(main part)

letter from my mom

address book

proventil

3 tampons

Altoids

Tylenol

Aleve

Motrin

Birth Control pills

Blank book with this on the cover. I use it to write down anything I don't want to forget.

The full title of the painting is "Dream Caused by the Flight of a Bumblebee around a Pomegranate a Second Before Awakening" by Dali



And that is all.

TacoCrunch 59,521 30
03/08/2006 03:29 PM

-a burts bees chapstick

-a lip smackers chapstick

-2 thingies of lip balm

-a nail file from planned parenthood

-a decorative 2 dagger set

-a small hunting knife

-a swiss army knife

-3 lockpicking utensils

-checkbook

-wallet

-pocket planner

-keys

-2 packs of Extra winterberry gum

-3 bic pens

-a highlighter

-a saw blade

-a mirror

-a lighter

-a pack of Dijarum Black cloves

MyOface 495 5
03/08/2006 03:40 PM

I decided to switch my stuff to a different purse. The following is a list of everything that was in my purse.



A hardcover copy of The Mermaid Chair, by Sue Monk Kidd,



a 24 tablet package of Rite Aid Suphedrine (that I had to ask for at the pharmacy counter, because of idiot meth-heads),



a package of teeth pickers,



the latest Us magazine with "Jen Tells All" on the cover-can't wait to read what she says,



my cell-phone,



a comb,



a 90 tablet bottle of vitamin C,



My really big (and empty of money) wallet (I'll spare you the contents, but just a sampling: a bunch of credit cards, library cards from two different towns, and two pictures of my ex-husband),



a spray bottle of mandarin body mist,



Max Factor pan-stick-true beige (summer make-up),



Maybelline Pure Stay powder foundation, #10 ivory (winter make-up),



a lipstick, don't know what brand, berry frost color,



my checkbook,















oh, and this.

TacoCrunch 59,521 30
03/08/2006 03:45 PM

I aided in a doplhin necropsy once. The smell is terrible.

Trivium 333 5
03/13/2006 09:15 AM

Flooding Gab makes the baby jesus cry.

Mr. Slinky 28,126 8
03/13/2006 09:16 AM

Ok now even the most random of threads are getting spam-jacked. Hargrave who did you piss off by not letting them advertise here?

Mr. Slinky 28,126 8
03/13/2006 09:17 AM

No I can answer my own question. Some online poker place and some pharmaceutical (sp?) place.

Mr. Slinky 28,126 8
03/13/2006 12:43 PM

Why would I click the link that says "Purchase Tamiflu" when just like two or three up there is a link for "Free Tamiflu"?

beater of teh meat 10,696 6
03/13/2006 12:46 PM

Shhh Slink, leave the bush administration to their money maiking schemes. You're a cool guy. It would be sad if you were to disappear.

Thatguyfromfrance 170 5
03/13/2006 12:46 PM

i had no idea you could store that much tamiflu and viagra in a purse..

beater of teh meat 10,696 6
03/13/2006 12:51 PM

So, a serious question. What bad could possibly come from an erection lasting more than four hours, except for knocking everything off of the all the tables in your house whenever you try to turn around? All i can honestly think of is lack of blood to the brain.

Brihamosaurus: Prehistoric Pwning Machine 38,678 8
03/13/2006 07:27 PM

I would think someone with a name like Beater of teh meat would know priapisms. Erections are caused by blooding rushing into the penis and engorging it. If the blood is in too long, however, circulation problems could result, possibly even a blood clot.

Brihamosaurus: Prehistoric Pwning Machine 38,678 8
03/13/2006 07:32 PM

I checked wikipedia to make sure I was right, lest I look like a fool, and I found out that priapism comes from the name of the greek god Priapus. Check out what it says about him:



Sculptures of Priapus with large, ithyphallic genitalia were placed in gardens and fields to guarantee an abundant crop. For the Romans, his statue was used as a scarecrow and his erect penis was thought to frighten thieves. Epigrams collected in Priapeia show Priapus using sodomy as a threat toward transgressors of the boundaries he protected like a herm:



"I warn you, my lad, you will be sodomised; you, my girl, I shall futter; for the thief who is bearded, a third punishment remains."

"... If I do seize you . . . you shall be so stretched that you will think your anus never had any wrinkles."



I am so going to use the word futter to from now on.

BiteMySlice 378 5
03/13/2006 09:53 PM

women...

Dogs Akimbo 163,020 15
03/14/2006 12:44 AM

I'd switch Millie's purse.



If you know what I mean.

spongy 0 5
03/14/2006 01:12 AM

how many of these purses have wheels on them?

Dogs Akimbo 163,020 15
03/14/2006 01:14 AM

Two.