Yeah, Lots of fun.



Hope you have a powerful detergent at hand.

don't worry Rindercella.......... It's part of the game.

Um, your name IS Rindercella.



Color me confused.

seems someone else has already logged in using my name



So there are two of you now ? and we have to decide which is the real one and which is just the T-1000 pretending to be Sarah Connors ?



Or like in that porno where the guy bangs the twins ?

"It wasn't me, it was someone using my name."





Friendly advice; give it up. Even if it's true. Better people than you have been driven from this board for using that defense.



MUCH better.

WHA-HOO! Look at me everybody! I've gone Frost-ing daffy, and AHHH IT's GOT MY LEG SOMEONE HELP BLLLLLAAAAAARRRRRRG

No silly monkey. Anita moved in with Spicey.

Is this the line for Space Mountain?

-All credit for Rinder's last comment goes to BIG, as I she couldn't have done it without him.

AH! My beloved spoon has betrayed me!

okay, like i said hope you are having fun - I reported your ass. Frost you.

and only one exclamation

I reported my ass once. He refused to take me through the Grand Canyon, so I reported him to the rangers. The homeless ate well that night.

Rindercella, this happened to me. It's because the lower-case L and upper-case I look the same.



I changed my Ls to upper case and my Is to lower-case for a while.



Either that, or change your name to something with no Ls or Is.



Yes, I'm being nice. But that's because I can't stand someone to pretend to be me. It pisses me off.

My Ass : A Report

by Phla M.



I can't see it. Every time I turn around, it is gone.



The End

<action>turns around</action>



I am not Anita!

True.



But I still like you anyways.

You reported my ass? Well good call there. I use my fingers to type, not my ass. Leave him out of this!

All righty then!



Who wants to see Millie's my breasts?

I'm using "Millie" just to show everyone that it can be done without using capital-i's or tricks like that. I'm a mother-Frosting witch.



This is different from the trick where I actually post from someone else's account, 'cause John yells at me when I do that. He's such a meanie.

Uh oh.



Millie's gonna be mad.

I am not Anita!



Yeah yeah, we know. You're her brother.

Enougheth with thy beatings! I'll get ye, vile steak!

Phla... the voices are talking to you again aren't they?

okay, like i said hope you are having fun - I reported your ass. Frost you.



Oh, no. Daddy John is going to be mad at us.





I hope we get a spanking.

Oh Millie. No.



Actually ADMITTING that something people can do pisses you off?



Have you learned NOTHING?



You're in for 6 months of imping, you know that, right?

Nah, we like Millie.

Actually I was getting worried because they stopped for a while.



We were horribly mundane this weekend, weren't we precioussss?

Of course, the voices only start when I stop masturbating for too long or when I'm not getting laid. I don't expect the voices to bother me too much.

Of course, you wouldn't know anything about that, Trae. You never go more than 12 hours without a Coleridge in you.

I suck at this game.

Also, this steak feels dirty. I miss my baby head in the bowling ball.

YES! Hey, can you go check the stove? I don't really want to get up.

<action> dances through thread "snoopy style" having fun with her name

This week, I've decided to look like Princess Mary of Denmark.

I'm not mad. I don't care anymore.



Everyone knows I will never show my boobs, but I'm sure there are many who would love to see Dogs boobs.



Rindercella, I'm sure if you show your boobs to the GAB collective, they will decide they like you.



That's the way it works in this sexist, patriarchal world.



Or give everyone cookies.

<action>checks the stove</action>You left it on. I thought about turning it off for you, but decided to go have a drink instead.

Um, as a matter of fact I have gone exactly 216 hours - thankyouverymuch!

That's cool. I don't drink, so I can drive us home later.

WAIT! WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING IN DONKEY'S HOUSE!?!

I would like to go on record saying if Rindercella showed her boobs, I still wouldn't like her.

Sorry about that, Me. Just close your eyes. It will all be over very soon.

Maybe not, Oliver, but you would still masturbate to them.

Game. Set. Match.

But I would be yelling profanities at my penis the whole time.

And that would be something new for you?

Big Irish Guy (last word pronounced Gee), impersonated me a couple of days after I first got here. I was none too pleased for two reasons:



1. As a new person, first impressions matter.



A lot.



2. People might think I'm Big Irish Gee.

1. Who are you again?



2. No. Really. No.

1. I'd tell you, but you'd just forget since you left your Snoopy notepad at home.



2. Gee. Really. Gee.

Um... MEGA-BURN!! Am I right?

Thank you for the personal apology Mr. Hargrave.

I think Trixxie has "Cinderfella" so forget that one.



Nutbutter has "Wimpyfella".



I have "BunderWella" registered, so forget it.



"Chickens" and all those variations are taken too.

Would you be interested in buying Stuperturkeys old account?

What happens if you get reported? Do you get a spanking from John himself?

I think it's despicable, these people pretending to be someone else.



I mean really, who does these things?

I kissed John Hargrave once.

Thank you for the personal apology Mr. Hargrave.



John, if you seriously already replied to this nose wiper, I'm going to be very hurt. I sent you an email WEEKS ago, and haven't heard anything.

Are we still teasing this poor user?



Cool.

BUT SERIOUSLY...

1)what happens to the "reportee"?

2)can i report myself?

Rinder, I hope you're getting off to the form letter.



Let me guess, it was something about being fixed in the next version of GAB?

"Color me confused."



red, orange, blue, burnt sienna, flesh-- AH here we are!



confused!





<action>looks through his box of Crayolas</action>

I'm so glad to see some signs of compassion keeping this thread going. Think I'll change my name to Kielbacerella.

Crayola had to change the name of their "confused" crayons because confused people thought it racist.



So they call it "Naked Whitey" now.