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Until last month, there were two interns at the company I work for. Both guys are from Europe, and they planned to return to their country at the end of their internship. Our boss however, wanted to hire them as full-time employees.
In order to convince them to stay, he decided to make them discover a facet of the Montreal nightlife that he knew they hadn't experienced. You guessed it, he decided to bring them to a strip club. Since a strip club is a place you go to as a gang, he asked me and two other employees to come along. He added, "it's on me".
So I tagged along. Once we got there, the boss paid the first round of beers. Since this was a, umm... reputable Montreal strip club, there were scantily-clad girls absolutely everywhere. The interns kept looking all around, obviously regretting that they had spent the first four months in the city without ever entering a strip club.
A little later, the boss hailed two girls, gave them each $30, and pointed to the two interns, who were then promptly whisked away for a 15-minute lap dance. When the guys came back, they both had ear-to-ear smiles.
The boss wanted to pay a second round of beers, but he was out of cash, so I paid. My boss asked me how much I gave the waitress.
- "Sixty bucks", I answered.
- "Don't worry, I'll pay you back", he said.
Today, I was filling out my monthly expense account, when I realized that I never got my money back. So I called my boss and asked him if I could put it on my expense account. "Sure", he said.
Now, technically, I paid for the second round of beers, but since the amount was the same as the lap dances, I couldn't resist. My boss is going to pay me $60 as a business expense for "lap dances at the strip club".
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Hilarious
25 votes
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
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Munkus
09/09/2005 01:00 AM
and you work for who exactly?
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Funny
8 votes
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Munkus
09/09/2005 01:01 AM
<action>searches for his resume</action>
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
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La Petite Mort de TableTopJane
09/09/2005 01:05 AM
The thing that I find funny about this story is that I spent too much time with the Mailman in Boston, and I just CAN'T picture him in a strip club. I don't know what it is about him, but I just can't see it. He's too polite and trust-worthy.
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Funny
4 votes
3.5
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Dogs Akimbo
09/09/2005 02:56 AM
Plus, he knows Shakespeare.
Like how much to pay the good strippers in Montreal.
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Chuckleworthy
2 votes
2.5
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Chit Eating Grin
09/09/2005 03:31 AM
Shouldn't there be a bigger differential between the cost of two lap dances, and four beers ?
Or did I read something wrong ?
Also, wouldn't you be proud as hell if you were the one to coin the term "Lap Dance."
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Hilarious
4 votes
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Dogs Akimbo
09/09/2005 03:33 AM
Shouldn't there be a bigger differential between the cost of two lap dances, and four beers ?
This is Montreal.
They're out-of-work hockey players.
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Funny
3 votes
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Dogs Akimbo
09/09/2005 03:34 AM
They're out-of-work hockey players.
Frost-ing server. I posted that like two months ago.
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Hilarious
13 votes
4.9
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The Mailman: ringing twice, as always
09/09/2005 04:13 AM
I spent too much time with the Mailman in Boston
Gee, thanks TTJ! Yeah, it seemed like an eternity to me too!
I just CAN'T picture him in a strip club. He's too polite and trust-worthy.
The fact that I went to a strip club doesn't make me less trustworthy, nor less polite. The dollars I gave to the waitress were real money and included a good tip, and I politely gave back the bra that one of the dancers tossed on my lap.
Shouldn't there be a bigger differential between the cost of two lap dances, and four beers ?
One boss, two interns, two co-workers, me = 6 beers.
Also, the waitress had a nice smile and a generous cleavage, hence the good tip.
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
2.0
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Roofie Raccoon
09/09/2005 12:18 PM
I think Mailman would be the perfect strip club patron and I would love to go to one with him some day as I'm sure it would be awesome fun.
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Hilarious
13 votes
4.4
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Dogs Akimbo
04/20/2006 03:33 AM
Plus, you could use the sixty bucks.
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Boxxxy
04/20/2006 04:57 PM
I think the real issue here is Euros working in your company.
And why did we resurrect a thread from 2005?
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Hilarious
3 votes
4.3
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Live Chickens in your pants
04/20/2006 05:22 PM
Oh, and the two interns are now full-time employees.
Tell your boss he hired the wrong two people. What happened to the stippers?
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
2.0
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Aimless loves dead cow
04/20/2006 07:59 PM
Gagged and tied up in the back of my Sion where they belong.
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