Thanks. And good luck with the biopsy, Millie.

Holy Frost-ing Shakespeare!



That is hot.



I may turn all Ditah on your ass, Millie!



rawr!

Damnit! Wasted the Second Post.







Did you make that out of your kitchen wallpaper?

I like you millie.



You shouldv'e shown all of the suit.

Yeh good luck.



We all love you.







fapfapfapfapfapfap

Thank you, everyone.



Miracles, I've already turned Lila gay. I guess you're next. I don't know my own strength.

"Orbs-of-hilarity whore" just doesn't have the same ring as "clickie whore".

I mention this for no reason.

Shut up, Mailman.



I guess you didn't look, huh?

Fire up Millie's clickies, people.



Not only is her body hot - but that seductive face will be in many of your dreams tonight.

bitches boobs and beating off



life is grand

Millie,



Have I told you lately, that I love you?

Millie... you don't look silly. You look hot.



That's all I got.

whos this Nathyn kid, and what in gods name is wrong with him?

pafpafpafpafpafpafpaf



If I do it with my left hand, it feels like a lesbian...

Well...he's obviously a Fag.







No offense to the homos of GAB or anything.

Nathyn,



You've been here all of five minutes. In that time, you've flooded the board with inane posts, tried to edge your way into conversations that don't involve you, and you've tried to act cool by using terminology and inside jokes that you have no Frost-ing clue what they mean.



You keep making links expecting us to click them (which I'll give you credit for actually knowing how to link), and you wonder why you're getting on everybody's nerves.



Sit back, relax and go have a nice warm cup of STFU, you irritating Coleridge-gobbler.



If any of this pisses you off, the only solution is to go give a blowjob to a shotgun.



Frost off and die,

HH

Please, Hamm-ah - DO hurt him!

Shut up, Mailman. I guess you didn't look, huh?



Are you kidding me?

I already have it up as my new Windows background.

Mailman, that would be perfect if you had that photoshopped pic of her on, who was it Carmen?, 's legs.

That's kinda creepy there, bud.

Um, thanks, Mailman.



I'm flattered.



<makes sure all windows and doors are locked and hides in closet>

Dear Millie:



Frat party friday night.



Keg beer. Immature frat boys. Loud music. Keg beer.



Wanna go?



Love,

Armored

I believe you're trying to seduce Mrs. Robinson.

And miserably failing at it, no doubt.

No thanks, Armored.



I prefer immature men.

Did I forget to mention the keg beer?

I already have it up as my new Windows background.



I wish I had Millie on my desktop.



















What?

Millie you look absolutely stunning in that suit, and while it's is flattering as hell on you, it is also my least favorite thing in the picture.





In fact there is no contest, your top would be the first thing I voted off the island.





(and I already have the good mojo working for you too, in reference to your health)



Thanks !

Sorry yo



ima bitch

Good luck on your biopsy. In a worst case scenario, you could show your boobs only to the person who won them on ebay after the mastectomy.



They could then show them to us like a kid showing off a dead frog in a shoebox. Except different. Much, much different.



Oh, nice photos. But would it kill ya to smile ya crazy bitch? Oh.

<action>runs to kitchen to make a chicken sandwich</action>

Bathing suit and smiling?



I'm not sure I could take it - I'm an old man. An immature old man. An immature man who's almost jewish.



Oy.

Now I'm Jewish. Now I'm not. Now I'm Jewish. Now I'mnott. NowI'm JeWish NowI'mNOt.

Frat, you playing with your detachable foreskin again?

But would it kill ya to smile ya crazy bitch?



Whine, whine, whine. You should be happy with what you get.

By the way, at least my boobs and face are in the same picture.

Goo-goo GAH! And a boingo boingo as well.



Thanks Millie nothing like a early Christmas.

Aw, MiLLie. Bestest of luck, dearie. Bestest.



You might even turn me lesbian!

Hot like Lobstah!

Having the heavy duty medicine I have, I can heal even the remote chance of cancer in your breast Millie; I just need to get my hands on some closer pictures of your breasts. Upon that inspection I will need to massage them for about 1 hour. You should be fine after that.



It is a tough job but somebody has to do it.

Oh, who invited Tonto back from the Rez?

I go were I please pale face. I know someone who isn't going to get an free gambling chips if they visit me.

Nice...



Good luck for the biopsy.

I usually try to be funny. This time I'm serious. Best wishes Millie.

15 seconds funny



Or, more prosaically newwave, Chickenbut is up cybering with a stupid slutty slut.

"late to bed,

late to rise,

fuk like hell,

and weed for sale!"

You da man, Chickens!

Damm. You have the soul of motown, and the street savvy of a pimp.

Wrapped up in boy band looks.

seeing a women open a beer bottle with her vagina would be grea

Dark Humor

theres a hidden side of everything.

hey you my name is oliver testi i mean checticles. i'm in the service of slide in and out of it.

Brian Pumper is my tag team partner we ram it till its blue and purple. The Daily Words said "it compleled me to write it as a 'freaky horror story'."

Hey, Rainman, just because you figured out cut and paste doesn't mean you have to taint every single thread with the same posts over and over.

Morning Millie- Best of luck at the docs. Don't let them take too much, it's hard to find bathing suits with one C cup, and one AA.

Heh - I said "taint".

the only thing i taint is lil punany meat pockets around the globe

I'm lifted burning call funk doctor spok

allow me to reintroduce myself

Also, moron, we can see that it's you making multiple posts under different names so stop it now.

Everyone Has a Fantasy, Whats yours?

That's strange.



That blank post glitch is happening again.

I finally got my Zug Citizenship

Damn- SD, you're up early too. And what is with . all the blank spaces lately?

since they dont wanna post my email and introduction .....

groper305@wmconnect.com

By the sound of things i'm just a drunkie lil college student mixing your world with the dark dise if the streets. consider it a window viewinto the underground.

send all votes to me this site is tainted heh did i say "tainted" people vote for themselves under alias screennames please everyone needs to stop this

Hey, Emerson - I said tainted in this thread first.

QUIT STEALING MY THUNDER!!

up early? Hell, I haven't gone to bed yet.

Heh.



Lila's talking to herself again.

The best humor on comedy central is when all the funniest comedians roast a comedian they dont think is funny which should be me. roast me it should make for some interesting funnies

Is Squeamish playing with code again?



Maybe that's what all these blank posts are from.

When i say going to the meat market i dont mean the actual 'meat market' thighs resemble chicken legs so go figure where the name chickenhead came from lol

This is too weird. Next thing you know, our posts will be in color. I only hope all the blank spaces don't cause the server to crash.

Question: yo Geordy what book did u get the cheeseless poet quote from? pretty please

Senior Destructo you have mail

What the...?



Now I'm getting strange blank E-mails.



It's like I'm in the Frostin' Twilight Zone.

Geordys Email addy would be awesome

I transform geeks into ladies men nice to meet you

Hey frank

This guy does have all the answers u gotta read his email letters he knows women inside out like dirty rubbers lol

Maybe we forgot to take our medication?

Or maybe we took too much, and it's a tandem hallucination?

Frost it- it's time to go to work. I can hallucinate there.

Sorry for all the blank posts Millie- someone will be looking into it.

Don't bite the doctor.

Millie, I'm thinking about you. Best of luck

</serious>



Now. let me give you some pointers about how to use your illness to milk this place for all the clickies!

I may turn all Ditah on your ass, Millie!



How sick is it that I was proud my name was used in this manner?

I liked this picture better, but it was out of focus (and also, it makes me look like I have a roll of fat--well, actually, I do).



Millie, what on earth are you talking about? There is no roll of fat ANYWHERE I look (except down at myself).



Good luck with your biopsy. I'm sure it will all work out fine.

You've been here all of five minutes. In that time, you've flooded the board with inane posts, tried to edge your way into conversations that don't involve you...





Did you get your name from guys pounding their Coleridge into your head?......Do you actually think you intimidate people?



Now break out the Dungeons and Dragons you Frost'n dweeb and shut the Frost up!

Millie, you know I appreciate the thought and would love to see your yams, however, you have serious bathing suit issues. The first one looks like Baskin Robbbins went into the bikini business. And the second one looks like a bad sofa. Not even a love seat. A SOFA.

Don't listen to him, Millie.



He wears a skirt.

Welcome Back Millie. You are so loved here.

and not just cause your hot.

Yes, but a quite tasteful skirt.

<action>would like to wish Millie all the good mojo in the world and praises the goddess in the ungodly bathing suit. Due to the insanity of this thread, he decides to not post. Also, he ponders whether or not an action tag is considered a post. </action>

Damn. It is, isn't it?

I would at this point post some inane paragraph ending in fapitude, but I've decided to leave my lowbrow comedy ways and instead post exactly how Millie's picture makes me feel.



Frost it!



It makes me feel like jerkin' the gerkin', pounding the round, wrestling with the bald headed champ, strangling the one-eyed monster, shedding the trouser snake, pulling on the one-armed bandit, polishing the knob, slapping the salami, brutalizing the bratwurst, killing the kielbasa, greasing the goose, massaging the manhood, tattering the tallywhacker, constricting the cannoli, beating the meat, yanking the yes man, wailing on the wang, wanking the ham, pulling the pork, playing with the platypus (I'm running out of ideas here, ok?) playing with the pastrami, lathering up the lentil, and of course....







Fap-Fapity Fap Fap!

The way I feel when nli's finally figure out how to log in is probably how the apes felt back when the cavemen finally figured out they could pick up things and throw them at each other.



"Oh great, now he's invented the club. At least he's not eating his own Shakespeare anymor- Crap. Now he's running for president."

I mean seriously. Go with some solid colors, woman.



Here's your original. Your girls are apparent and I likes em. Fap factor 6.2



Now, just eliminate the distracting god-awful pattern and wowza. Easily a 2 point fap factor jump.



Want to draw attention? How about an attention grabbing color? Fap factor 7 at least.



The ultimate in smokey hotness, basic black baby. FF9.



But you strike me as a pattern person. Keep it simple. Loss of FF -1.



But to reflect your fun and outgoing personality... ff 7.5 to 8 somewhere.

Hubba, hubba, hubba!



Millie, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but you are hot!

What's the wrong way to take that?

What's the wrong way to take that?



Rectally?

<action>crosses fingers and toes, and all manner of bodily parts </action> Good luck Millie, you hot piece of ass.



I liked the bathing suit, the shape of it was very flattering. Though I do agree with Chickens too, if you got a similar one in black it would be UBER hot. Then you could mix and match.



Is it wrong I spend more time thinking about your bathing suits than I do my own?

I especially like the white one when it gets wet.

Millie seems to be a very nice person and I didn't want her to think I'm just like all the other guys that want to just jump her bones and not appreciate her for what she is....a very beautiful woman.





























Do you think she bought it?

Nope

Damn, Millie.



I mean... damn.



Just. Damn.



Please post biopsy results for general fappitude.

I really want Millie's reaction to my suggestions. "Frost off" is a perfectly acceptable answer.

"God! You are RIGHT! And as reward, check your email for full body nudes of me as a reward" is a much better answer.

FROM MILLIE! DeClan, I know what you're thinking and just don't.

Chickens, thank you for the suggestions, but I do have a couple solid color suits. As you can see, the first picture is my bathing suit (worn by my cross-dressing, girly-named guy) and it is a solid color. I also have a gray one, and another bright pink one.



I happen to like this suit and the pattern!



And why did you make my nipples so misshapen? I haven't had any surgery yet (and hopefully won't) so far, they are of normal shape and size. I'm just getting a needle biopsy right now--hopefully, that will be the end of it.



Also, to the all the asswipes who messed up my thread--get the Frost out and start a thread of your own.

Here's my chance to cheer up Millie just so she has new reasons to not bash me.



The Magic of Photography.....Swimsuit1 touched up.



Art comes in many shapes.

Whine, whine, whine. You should be happy with what you get.



Not the first time a woman has said that to me.

Not the first time I've said that to a woman?

<action> checks email



rats

Sausage-Boy, that picture looks exactly the same as it did before.



Chickens, aren't you supposed to be working?

I only made it lighter, didn't realize you wanted Boobs Bigger. You know your wish is my command.

Bigger!?

Those things could choke a moose!

JK, I do not want bigger boobs.

<action> high fives Daisypie. </action>

Daisypie doesn't like big boobs. So, I guess they're just a waste at this point.

If a man says he doesn't like big boobs, he is a liar.

It's kind of like saying "Yeah, I like to eat food, but I don't like it when it tastes good."

I don't like big boobs.

On a guy.

If a man says he doesn't like big boobs, he is a liar.

Especially if they belong to my wife.

JK, I do not want bigger boobs.



No worries Millie........ all of my artwork is PG-13

This is for Millie only.



*hey, we may be able to work out a trade or something*



Thanks for the privacy. Carry on.

Here's a picture where I'm smiling, taken last week at Vesuvius in San Francisco.



Unfortunately, I look like I weigh about 50 pounds more than I actually weigh.



That's my friend, Tamera, with me.

Beer, cash, box of Sudafed and a hot lesbian friend/lover. No wonder you're smiling.

Hey, I need that Sudafed! And now I'm made to feel like an outlaw because I have to beg for it at the pharmacy counter.



Tam isn't gay. She's married. Her sister is gay, though. I've never met her so I don't know if she's hot.

Heh. I knew I was picking up on a "vibe" of some sort.

You have your cell phone on vibrate again, Frat.

And you stuck it up your ass.

And you keep calling yourself.

Not that I think Millie needs it.



Instant Diet corrected pic.

Whoh, and I mean really Whoh. Tammy definately has the look of a lesbian about the eyes. If I saw the two of you sitting at a table with a couple of beers on the table, my first thought would be , ummmmm muff divers.



Maybe you should rethink your relationship?



Maybe you should post pictures?

Maybe I should get my fantisies back in check?

Don't you have some ass-less chaps to wear around the back yard or something?

Lots of lesbos like her, but she's not gay.



That's not a good picture of her, either. She's more feminine than she looks. Ask Daisypie; he knows her and has probably lusted after her.

<action>checks email</action>

*sigh*

By the way, JK, has anyone ever told you that you are a master at PhotoShop?



I'm in awe of your skills.

Can I show you my skills Millie?

I've been on the phone with PhotoShop's tech support group for an hour, trying to get them to tell me where the transparent palette is.

Dogs, please don't give anyone any ideas. I didn't mind having Carmen Electra's legs, but if High Soci decides to put his face on my body like he did to Jennifer Aniston...actually, he put his face on her head which was on someone else's body...



Whatever! The result gave me nightmares.

i found a picture of you millie!





























and it will give me nightmares as well...

Clickies of gratitude can be given here. Thank yew.

On a coincidental note, I should be getting my new bathing suit from Lands End tomorrow.



It's not even remotely as hot as that one (the suit or the bod), so I won't be scaring you with pictures of me in it.



You can add clickies of gratitude here.

Nathyn



1) Go Frost yourself with with a rusty garage door spring. Twice.



2) Ever heard of NSFW? Frosttard.



3) In the three short months I've been here I've only taken a few minor jabs at the regulars. Smegma eating douchebag like you are the reason it is so hard for nOObs to get respect.



4) Adis Emerson. I think you crossed the line and I hope Mr. Hargrave bans you and your syphilitic mother for life.

4) Adis Emerson. I think you crossed the line and I hope Mr. Hargrave bans you and your syphilitic mother for life.



You think that was crossing the line?



You are new..

<action>saves Millie's picture, pulls out the dusty copy of Photoshop</action>

Oh yeah!

Thank you, Straw. Even though no one but me likes the suit.



And Nathyn, yuck. Sadly, in my mind, that's how I look. Except my hair (on my head) is longer.

I like the suit!

Sadly, in my mind, that's how I look.



Really? In my mind, you look just as hot as you do in pictures except you have light-blue skin and pointy ears.























Ok, not really. Great suit, by the way.

I feel compelled to express the utter satisfaction I derive from the viewing of the picture in which you are modelling your new swimwear.



and, um... fap

And Nathyn, yuck. Sadly, in my mind, that's how I look. Except my hair (on my head) is longer.



Do you still have this suit Millie?



Oh, and I take the picture back, in my mind your absolutely stunning.





Shoutouts:



MILLIE!!!



John Hargrave can suck my dick!



And where the hell is SD??

bump

Do you know where Mt.rushmore is?

That is where South Dakota is!Emerson

Oh. Ya. Millie you look like a cheap whore.

Millie, you also look like you have been drinking and smoking dope

It's ok she's an artist they are meant to look like that.



Not nice Mattffuuu

Proud Mary, Go suck your lower area

So, She is tring to look like a cheap whore

A bottle fed mother-Froster wouldn't understand!

I just love this photo. Someone please put those on the boobs page until she puts up the real deal. Gracias.

Matt, Frost you. Why don't you post a picture of yourself and I'll tell you what I think of you?



Nathyn, go kill yourself.

Millie, you're very attractive. I'd like to glaze your tits like they were Krispy Kreme doughnuts.

That line will really get the ladies juices flowing.

Ignore the idjits, Mills. You're a hot chick and you know it. Course, you do have that huge negative decision trait (see:Daisypie) but I'm willing to look beyond that.



And I LOVE your kitchen.



And your mailbox.



And your toilet seat.

Uh...sooooo hot.



Pubha go now.

Millie, you still lood like a cheap hoar and look like you have been smoking dope.

<action>Slapps Carrot Top</action>



Hoar?



Did you misspell boar of whore?



Millie,

Mind not the uncultured peasants. The contrast of the terricotta paisley with your alabaster bosums is quite appealing to Pubahs.

Pant, Pant, Pant,

Pubah

Don't you just love it when Frostheads are so jealous they can't get a girl like you, that they insult you to make themselves feel better?



Mattfu, you warm steaming bucket of afterbirth... considering that probably the only Poe you've ever seen is the one you came out of, you need to shut the Frost up and stick to playing with hamsters.

Mmmmmmm, afterbirth...