On a scale of one to ten...



A million and three.



I'd be up for it though! ... I think.



But, and I can't stress this enough- I live in NORTHERN Ireland. And it's about a 2 hour trip from Dublin. Just FYI.

I KNOW where Northern Ireland is... They rent a car and travel all over. Theay are usually there for 2 weeks. Stay in little places I've never heard of. They don't like Dublin - say it's not 'country' enough.

Is it true that in Dublin they are always "Dublin the pleasure, dublin the fun?" I just figured cause Ireland is like... King of Beers...

a 2 hour trip



Cool. So what is that in American time measurment units?

You! New person! Stop posting whatever stupid crap pops into your head!

Sweet, when are you'snes planning on coming?

Well, in American that takes as long as about two episodes of Lost.

Ditah, make sure you do your research, that disposing of a body thread might come in handy. And remember, you can never have too much lube. Youre welcome!

you'snes



Good ole Irish.

I really AM going to be there with the parents. I doubt too many activites requiring lube will be happening.

WHat if the rental car has a sqeaky door. You can tell your parents, hold on I got this! Pull out the super slick prick juice and wala! Problem solved.

super slick prick juice



I can not IMAGINE the look on my father's face if I uttered this phrase.

Ditdah-



You're leaving American soil to visit the country that is home to the IRA.



Security alone will require lube.



And you're going to Ireland. I swear if you don't smuggle me home some Baileys, the hot lezbo action is off.

My mother, however, would ask to use some. She has no problem telling me about their sex life.



They are some serious sex addicts.

I can not IMAGINE the look on my father's face if I uttered this phrase.



Complete satisfaction? No?

Hey, the IRA have totally disbandHAHAHA.



But seriously, when you coming and are you planning to travel round the North too?

smuggle me home some Baileys,



You know you can buy that here, right?

I think they are planning for next spring. And yes, they tend to travel all around the 'perimeter' of the country - even up North.



The GF just said "Can I go too? Do they like black people in Ireland?" SO many responses popped into my head, but I didn't think I should say any of them.

American Bailey's is not the same though.



It's like crinkle cut oven chips. They just taste better than the plain ones.



No, I know it's nothing like crinkle cut oven chips. But I'm tired.

smuggle me home some Baileys,

You know you can buy that here, right?



FINE. See if I come up with any more creative non-parent oriented uses for lube for YOU.

You were going to come up with some parent-oriented ones?



EWWWWWWWW

Seriously though, I would totally be up for meeting you in the flesh.



Since we had that threesome and all.



Oh, we could make out on front of the webcam!



And get drunk! Oh, fun.

And you know Ulster has just legalised gay marriages?



So if you bring the GF there could be wedding bells in the air...

LEAVE!



If you leave the GF...