Wow! The Mailman rocks, I hope I get mine soon!

Patiently waiting for pics.

I got mine today too!



I'm #15: How are the "Smurfs" called in French?



(I can just imagine him saying that in his sexy sexy accent)



The answer is Schtroumpfs (so the 15th letter is R).

Ok, so we don't get all confused:



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(Cut and paste, people.)

I got mine today, too.



My question was:



Which French artist painted the Water Lilies?



The answer is: Monet.



I had postcard #8, and the circled letter is O.

Oops.



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<action>may be in the wrong thread...</action>Is Paris Burning?

Wait. Dit said "i" was 4th so it's:



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Right?

#3 - Bernard HinAult



You figure out where the letter goes. I don't get it.

Oh wait, it makes since now that someone corrected Dit's mistake.



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I got postcard #1! It said I got #1 because he wants to suck on my toes. The french are weird.

Anyway lets get to my question.



1. What is the first name of the current french president?



Since Oscar wont fit, Im going to have to say Jacques. Last letter being the key letter.







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S _ a i _ _ _ o _ _ _ _ _ _ r ?



I don't even know 'r.

Yeah, so I can't count.



Ya'll can suck MY toes!

You count where it matters.

I wish I could be mean and make up a question with a made up answer with a made up letter to throw in the middle of the Wheel Of Fortune puzzle just to throw everyone off, but I'm only on the first level of hell. The unbaptized children are telling me not to do it.

Well, la di da. Look at all the Americans bragging about how they get mail delivered on Saturdays. I bet that makes the FrenchMailman feel sad. Way to go, jerks.



Er, what I mean is, I haven't received mine yet. But pay attention to me anyway.

Oooh! I got it! I got the password!

I hope my postcard arrives soon. But then again, I haven't been to check my post since Thursday, so it could be here already.

Look at all the Americans bragging about how they get mail delivered on Saturdays. I bet that makes the FrenchMailman feel sad.



The French also get mail delivered on Saturdays. Well, they do when the French mailmen are not on strike. Or when they haven't moved to Canada.



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I hope my postcard arrives soon. But then again, I haven't been to check my post since Thursday, so it could be here already.



Since you live closest to France, I was expecting you to be the first one to receive your postcard. But if you want to start blaming the mailman for the delay, go ahead. As long as you're blaming the British mailman.



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Oooh! I got it! I got the password!



Oooh! So do I!

I blame the British mailmen. They're sometimes very inefficient. You should give them lessons.

Oooh! I got it! I got the password!



It's Stainpropulster, isn't it? It bet it's Stainpropulster.

I got my postcard.



#10

Letter is D.



Bon chance, muthFrostaz.

Oooh! I got it! I got the password!



Oooh! So do I!



Plus! I'm really excited about it!

I blame the British mailmen.



Good girl. So Jade, uhh... wanna visit my mail truck?

Ooooooh! It's yellow! I like yellow vans.



*climbs in*

I got my postcard.



#10

Letter is D.



Bon chance, muthFrostaz.



Like there id an s on the french/yellow conversion menu.



>eat a stamp<

Hooray 18th century pron!

That's a nice van you got there.



I would totally get in the back of that if you had sweeties.

In honor of "brody's" last post............. I shall now go watch Bengals/Colts game.

Hey, Brody! Get in anyway, I could use the company. It's kinda dark and lonely in here...

<action> reads Jade's name </action> Hey, lets get smashed!

Sure. What's your choice of drink, Brody?

Hey Brody, did you see that nice new picture of Jade in the photo album?

Speaking of Jade's pic; where'd the little red foil stars come from?

The stars are part of the design on my top.

The stars are part of the design on my top.



Ok. I've looked at the photo album 4 or 5 times since the update to put faces with names, and every time I looked at your pic I'd spend 2-3 minutes trying to figure out those stars: "Stray confetti?"; "Crafts with kids? Maybe she's a preschool teacher."



Way to stump the noob.

Al is in trouble for not following orders. They're MY orders. DO WHAT I SAY.



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SuGarD, here's another picture. I'm the one in the black top standing behind the guy wearing the blue shirt.

Photobucket pics and $22,000 will get you a "custom icon", "aids", and a picture of Millie's tits wrapped in cellophane.

Christ, I screwed that up. Here's the picture.

Got it! The blue shirt guy made it easy to find. And that desgin makes much more sense now!



Oh, here's why I took so long responding.

Give soft long, kisses under the Banyan trees should be:



"Likes french-fries"

Yes, I went there.

Woah. SugarD is a smart feller!

I think the worst postal service has to be in the Philippines.

My fiance's sisters were trying to send her something. After a couple of weeks the post office shipped it back to them saying they needed a zip code.

The sisters informed them that it was being to sent to Canada, and showed the postal code. The post office started talking to them like they were retards, and showed them a zip code from a piece of mail being sent to California, insisting that they needed a number that looked like that.

The sisters gave up, and are now sending it to a relative in the states where it will then be mailed to Canada.

I bet the package was supposed to be a surprise puppy.



Now it's dead, and we can all thank Canada for that.

SuGarD, that is awesome.



To everyone else, I got my postcard this morning. The question was:



Who invented the vaccine against rabies?

Answer: Louis Pasteur.

The postcard is number 6, and the sixth letter of the password is S.

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What'd I do, Dit?



Are you just afraid that Bronwyn or whatever her name is will go yellow and never go, uhhhh... back?

I just got my postcard.



My question was, "In whcih Parisian museum can you see the Mona Lisa?"



The answer is, of course, Louvre



My postcard is #9.



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Mine:



Which city hosted the 1992 Winter Olympics?



Albertville, France



I have postcard #11.



So:



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I GOT IT!



It's "Salisbury Steak!"

You spell funny.



Better than smelling funny, I guess.

Are you just afraid that Bronwyn or whatever her name is will go yellow and never go, uhhhh... back?



What the hell does this mean?

I don't know. I've been injecting little air bubbles into my carotid artery and it's making my brain all tingly.

Are you referring to my GF? She does think you're cute. If Whistler doesn't take me up on the offer, you can have her.



Then maybe at least one of us will be getting some.

Aparently I'm a little hostile today...

Ok so postcard #2 arrived today.



Q: Who was the ruler of France in 1802?



A: Napoleon



First letter was circled so...



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PS-Mailman has beautiful penmanship. Very girly as a matter of fact. Just sayin' is all.

w00t!



Nice pictures, mon ami! I especially dig the three nekkid zaftig young ladies. You got an eye for nice boobs, certainment.

..and I can't help but think that the password is a nod to me in some way.















































...but probably not.

Does McDonalds in France give you diarrhea also?

I think it does, Ollie. Except it's white instead of brown because you have to dip your fries in mayo.

My postcard didn't have any nakedness! It's a picture of a bunch of awnings that say "Chez Eugene". Why didn't I get naked people?

Does McDonalds in France give you diarrhea also?



Yes, but over there it's called 'diarrhoyale'. With cheese.

I got naked boobies on my postcard. Coincidentally, it is the same postcard that Filly sent me when he was visiting France.

I have naked boobies on my chest.

You have yet to prove that, Millie.

There are certain people that can vouch for me.

<action>prays to no avail that Millie will send the boob pics to nathyn09@yahoo.com...

I don't know if I'd trust "certain people". Certainly not those in the Niagra Falls area.





I'd trust Nathyn though. Can he vouch for you?

NO. Nathyn will never see my boobs, if I can help it.

Okay, I understand Millie...



























Actually I don't, can you please explain it to me?

You suck and I hate you.

I finally got a holiday name.

Oh, I'm sorry. It's my fault, and I seriously agree with you.



But please, do go in to further detail...

Millie,



I didn't get nekkid boobies on my postcard--I'm talking about the unlocked secret page o' photos.

Meh. I tried, Nathyn. Do I have to give you this $50 back?

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Did I guess it first and do I win a prize?

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Snail's lord is something?

Did I guess it first and do I win a prize?



Second, pseudo-twinkie. I got it at 5-letters. That makes me more Asian than you.

Mailman, those are some awesome pictures. I especially like the "American Embassy" story. How DARE you compromise our National Security in such a manner?



Thanks for the fun game! But dude - how long did all that take you to make? You spend too much time on GAB.

I just got back in Canada tonight. I see that the GAB collective has made some progress since yesterday with the password riddle, and that several have already seen the photo page.



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My postcard didn't have any nakedness! It's a picture of a bunch of awnings that say "Chez Eugene". Why didn't I get naked people?



Millie, I thought that you would like the picture of Place du Tertre, in Montmartre. I saw the postcard on the rack and immediately thought of you, because it is the artists' place in Paris. Sure, there aren't any naked people on the picture, but if it makes you feel any better, the Place du Tertre is just a short downhill walk away from Pigalle, the place in Paris with all the peep shows, sex shops and porn theatres.

Thank you. That does make me feel better.



Actually I liked my post card. I was just being contrary.

It's "snails for dinner," damnit.



Try eating something other than fries and Frost.

Wow - you got in a pissy mood!



You ate snails for dinner, didn't you? I hear they give you gas.

I got postcard #12.



"Which city of the French Riviera hosts a famous film festival each year?"



The answer is Cannes, and the 3rd letter - N - is circled.



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Mailman, you have the most awesome, if not a little girly, handwriting.

I still think it's Stainpropulster.

I thought this was a postcard from the hilton style paris. Not amused.

<action>Reads thread until aroused by Ditdah's "suck my toes" insult</action>



Mailman ROCKS! What's the word.

Finally!



I received #13 today. The question is "What French word translates into 'zug' in German?"



The answer, which I actually Babelfish'd, is the great French word "train." The important letter is the "n," resulting in:



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Only 15,600 possibilities left for anyone too dumb to read Phuc's post.

"What French word translates into 'zug' in German?"



Nice postcard, Mailman.