No nose? How does it smell?

Like Poe.

No nose? How does it smell?



I am trying so hard not to make a stupid joke.

Don't worry, I already did.

guess I'm a little slow.

Like the USC defense.

ouch.

Wow, I hope this isn't the first thread you've started.

It is. I thought I picked something good to start it about...

It is a good thread starter. But you might have started a capcon or a link thread.



But what do I know, people hate me.

Wow, Lharles, you are quick on the draw tonight.

Alright Goddamnit! BIG is Frost-ing hilarious sometimes! I admit it!

Boy, its slow tonight.

I have great timing.

Wow, I hope this isn't the first thread you started.



I still can't look at it without laughing.

Awww. That poor kitten.



IT ISN'T FUNNY!

Awww. That poor kitten.



IT ISN'T FUNNY!

Hey, my first double-post!

Sure its funny. Like watching retards run funny.

No, it's sad.

And I almost feel bad that this didn't go so well for the new person.





Almost.

Do you pity the tiny thing, Millie? Living only one day. . having only one eye. . .Because if you do, I'm definitely with you. Sad, cute little creature.





And if you don't, then, umm, yeah, me neither. Definitely not. No way. Not me.

I am a sucker for suffering animals. Especially little baby ones.



So sue me!

Does it hurt your vagina to sit on the fence like that?

I don't know. It's funny in the sense that so every kid in America will want this new breed of Poke'mon.







and Millie...

<action>hops off the picket fence in front of her house</action>

No, not really, but once and a while I get a splinter.



Oh, you weren't talking to me...never mind.

I'll buy that section of fence from you.

Great, now the colors are all running together.

Like you can tell coverd and vomit and reeking of whisky.

I know the smell of used uterus.

Actually, I thought I made it quite clear which side of the fence I was on.



I thought it was adorable, in a sad, helpless way. I'm sure it's life would have been full of suffering, but small, sweet animals disfigured and dying is always painful.



So no, no my vagina does not hurt, but thanks you for your concern.

And I almost feel bad that this didn't go so well for the new person.



Almost.



You would feel bad if I weren't a USC fan, wouldn't you?

Not really. I actually was hoping you guys won. Too many annoying Longhorn fans.

Oh man, I'm gonna have awesome nightmares tonight!

Can anyone find the thread where Nutbutter, or maybe Chix, or possibly someone else completley linked to the site with the catalogues of deformed kittens? Because that cyclops cat scared the bejesus out of me.





This one...? Meh.

Oh, I found the site, but not the thread.



This is the picture I'm talking about. It makes me want to scream.

For some reason that picture made me giggle....













... once I'd stopped crying.

Seriously. That thing scares the Frost out of me. I had to copy the link as fast as I could before I started setting my house on fire while screaming about the devil cat.

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR POSTING THAT LINK, SD!! I REALLY APPRECIATE SEEING THAT BECAUSE IT ISN'T Frost-ing AWFUL OR ANYTHING!!

The first one's not so bad now, though is it?



It's almost like you'd feel ok petting the first one now, isn't it?

You know, the first sentance in my last post may not have been necessary.



To make up for it, I will leave out a sentence from one of my future posts.

How about all of them?

You may get clickies, but I bet you feel bad now, don't you?

Have you learned nothing from my posts?

It's too bad the cyclops didn't make it cause that would be one cool cat to have.

Cyclopia or synophthalmia (known medically as holoprosencephaly (HPE)) is a gross lethal deformity of the skull. The eyes are fused into a single enlarged eye that is placed below the nose (the nose may or may not form, if it forms it resembles a proboscis). Much of the face may be missing, such that the eye and proboscis (if present) are placed near the crown of the skull. Cyclopia results from a failure of the embryo's forebrain to divide into 2 hemispheres. It can result from defective genes or from certain toxins. These seem to interrupt development by interfering with a protein called Sonic hedgehog (Shh).



Video games caused this.