In my unbiased opinion, I think it is a perfectly acceptable activity for those who wish to partake in it.

Your doing everything right! Don't listen to this fool! The dove is the bird of peace, but teh swallow is for true love!

The women i have been with didn't mind swallowing.

They just didn't like the boiling water and mouthwash i poured down their gob before i would kiss them again.

I was married for 10yrs.



I never gave a blow job in that time.



I've been divorced for 9yrs.



I've given <insert # here> blow jobs in that time.



I don't see the point in spitting:



a) it's messy

b) you lose the "flow"

c) if you continue to suck after swallowing said jizzarific matter, it extends the orgasm for the man.

d) *PROFIT!











*Ok, I threw that in for comedic effect but seriously.. spitting? That's gross,man.

I agree with Trae. It kinda ruins the mood when you gotta run to the sink real quick to spit.

The issue never came up for me because I never did it long enough for it to get that far. I have a small mouth and the teeth ended up bothering him. But I wouldnt swallow cause that would make me gag.

Since were on the subject.... ever since I had my tonsils out I can't gag.



I can be very good at times, but it really interfered that one time when I was a bulimic for halloween.



I should've gone as a tickling uvula.

Trae...I love you.

Ok, I have to start off with a disclaimer:



Though I've been sucked off by a large number of gals, all but one of those gals performed their magic on me during the pre-AIDS epidemic era. Things may have changed since then.



In my experience, swallowing is the norm. I have never, thankfully, witnessed a spitting incident. That's just weird. Who would put something in their mouth that they considered too gross to swallow?



Once or twice it was requested that I alert someone before I exploded, and they finished the job with their hand. In my opinion, that policy demonstrates a lack of committment to one's work.



Also, for what it's worth, a properly executed blowjob requires little in the way of swallowing. The ejaculation should take place in the throat or far enough back in the mouth that it just slides down. If your partner has a mouth full of jizz when she (he) is finished, either your dick is tiny or they aren't doing it right.

I'm a vegetarian. Is that a legitimate excuse?

The ejaculation should take place in the throat or far enough back in the mouth that it just slides down



And if done right (and with the right amount of experience) you can squeeze your throat muscles around it like a python and gulp it down like a soda.



Mmmm jizzy soda! Caffiene free!

Is that a legitimate excuse?



For being a hairy hippie dike?

Yes. Yes it is.

gulp it down like a soda.



Perhaps you've said to much.

Man, you are still drunk.

I think my wife is wholly justified in forbidding me to speak to Trae because now, even if nothing consensual could happen, I'm going to throat rape her.

Can't rape the willing, silly.

Whistler, I am not sure that I understand your post.



Do you swallow, or not?

Mailman, darling...



My brother doesn't, but I do.

<action> hurls </action>



Well, my buzz is gone.



Anyone else?

Well, Trae, I will pretend that you are joking.





However, your double standarding makes me want to hurl right back at you.

I asked a girl once about the spitting vs swallowing and she said if girls don't like semen, then what's the point of spitting? Doesn't that just keep it in your mouth longer? Fastest way to get rid of it is down the hatch.

Spitting = Liking

Swallowing = Loving

Gargling = Showing Off



</old Playboy joke>

Honestly, I've only been confronted with the swallowing vs. spitting scenario once. Basically every other time, the guy has alerted me right before the event, either giving me time to flee the scene, or stopping it so we can, ah, move onward to other things. Maybe I just date really polite guys. Or huge pussies. Whatever.

I recently received a message in my spam folder with the following subject line:



"When she swallows your sperm with (Blah-blah) it's like she's having a dinner."



It's a piece of junk e-mail for some kind of medicine that is supposed to make you cum gallons. The message body contains this sentence, among others:

"It's very filling and healthy."



Next thing you know, the makers of this product will be offering French Vanilla and Wild Blueberry flavors, and end up merging with Slim Fast.

I've got no way to judge. I'm usually to drunk to remember my encounters.

I swallow.



What I hate are the guys that refuse to kiss you afterwards. Seriously, if you want me down there you should be willing to kiss me afterwards. And I don't mean snowballing.

I am joking, Declan dearest. I just got a visual with your post and well, it caught me off guard.

I'm wondering how Undy managed to misspell the title of this thread.

right on, I've known some girls who don't like to kiss you after you go down on them. That is lame. If it bothers you so much maybe you should shower more.

I just ask that, if you're sloppy, wipe your mouth off. Even though there really is no reason to be that sloppy at all.

If you do it right you have to wonder if the girl is peeing on you.

Actually, that's when you're doing it really really wrong.

Do you even know what you're talking about, bikini?

Yeah Bikkini. What up?



On another note, you know when you touch a girls boob and it feels like a bag of sand.

Well. . no. I have never actually peed on anyone since I was approximately three.

No one said anything about actually peeing.

I think if you didn't swallow there was no point in the whole sucking.



Seriously, when it comes to spitting, you've already got the stuff in your mouth, so you can just swallow it anyway. If it was too gross to swallow, I wouldn't even put it in my mouth in the first place, so I really don't see the point in spitting. Plus, it tends to make quite a mess as I've learned in my schoolyears.

Yeah so ummmm.







fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap to the ladies.



Declan was a drunk encounter I don't remember.

Well the whole swallowing thing is important if you want to kiss afterwards.



I mean, I wouldn't expect a deep tonguing but a little nibble and lickin after the dickin is cool.



*I just made that up.



**It sucks, I know. Shaddup.

**It sucks, I know. Shaddup.



It's on topic.









































Besides it's a turn on.

No one said anything about actually peeing.





I think you missed my joke, but that's okay. I don't think it was very funny.

A guy that doesn't kiss afterwards loses all privileges and will have to take me out to dinner when I'm a raging PMS-monster, to make up for it.



Unless of course I don't feel like kissing. Then I'd still bitch about it to make him feel guilty and later demand something, you never know...

In that case, you can expect an "accidental" eye-impregnation next time.

You should never let things get too far out of hand...

A guy that doesn't kiss afterwards loses all privileges and will have to take me out to dinner when I'm a raging PMS-monster, to make up for it.



Unless of course I don't feel like kissing. Then I'd still bitch about it to make him feel guilty and later demand something, you never know...





Man, you're a bitch.

I can't do anything about it, I get bored easily...

With my personal expierience most of the ladies nowadays that are even WILLING to try it. I've only had two girls that swallowed it and with the case of my current girlfriend she likes to spit in the kleenex that we always keep handy.











BITCH!

I can't do anything about it, I get bored easily...



Take it from me, with that attitude, I'd invest in a house on a hill and start collecting cats now.

There's a place for everything, and it's called college. And since I still enjoy such a great thing I guess it'd be too early to invest in cats. Plus men tend to get sissier each year, so I'm pretty sure I won't have to die alone, I'll just get one of those spineless guys.



Or one with enough spine, but now I'm dreaming again...

Holy crap! They broke the mold with you didn't they?

My mind keeps wandering off...

<action>stomps on a june bug</action>

<action>looks up traes skirt</action>

A Republican woman who is attractive AND shows her cooter AND swallows?











I'm...I'm sorta.........I'm...sorta confused right now and I think I have to go lie down for a while.

Two out of 3 aint bad.

Jesus Frost-ing Mary jizz-filled Christ!



I gotta spend more time on GAB!







Thank you so much TTJ for linking to this.

A co-worker and I just had a conversation about this last week. We both agreed swallowing is just easier and less messy.



My sister is a spitter. Yuck. I don't get it. If it's the taste you object to, wouldn't letting it squirt right past your taste buds make more sense?



If it's the stuff itself that's offensive, why even let it get in your mouth? Do it porn-style and let it spurt all over your face. (Watch out for the eyes, though. I had a friend who got it in her eye and she said it stung.)

<action>can't possibly masturbate fast enough for how horny he is right now.</action>

Personally, I swallow. But that's purely to save on mess.

<action>but is still giving it that old college try</action>

And, Undies, I just realized that your co-worker with the stripper name must not watch much porn, because I don't think I ever saw a girl really swallow in those movies.



She either gets it in the face or lets it run out of her mouth.



Oh great, now there's a cue for someone to link to that horrible picture of the girl vomiting while giving head. Actually, I'm surprised no one linked to it yet.

Ive actually done that before. It musdt of been hot cause he came immediatley!



I know, I know! TMI....I'll go purge now.

What a coincidence; I was just going to binge.

I swallow. It has nothing to do with the whole mess factor, I do it because I am a vegetarian and I figure I need the protein.

Nice, cause you didn't have enough stalkers or anything.

Oh, and after dating an Asian guy for the past year, I have some inside information on what "lobster sauce" really is.

<action>'s penis begins to catch on fire</action>

<action>blows on Ollie's penis</action>Looks like you could use some help.

This has got to be the greatest GAB thread ever!

<action>laughs as it engulfs in flames</action>

This has got to be the greatest GAB thread ever!



I KNOW!



Imagine! An entire thread filled with hot women, so-so women, paper bag women and Declan all proclaiming about how much better it is to swallow!





Prepare for a flood of n00bs because I'm posting this Shakespeare everywhere!

<action> ahems </action>





Umm....yea...

<action> re-reads thread and goes back to eating yogurt.......with a straw

<action>smiles at Trae, slurps up some cream soup</action>

<action>Zipper breaks</zipper>



Millie and Trae.



Giving guys erection since 1975.

Yes I meant to stop my zipper from breaking.

Link not safe for anything.



Let alone work.

REPEAT REPEAT REPEAT





Link is >O<



NSFW





*stupid ass, mark that appropriately next time*

I'm sorry, but anyone who has been here for more than 5 minutes and didn't know what Mwahiy's link was to, deserves to see that Shakespeare.





Heh. Shakespeare.

Well, I was just helping out L.E.N in Demo's absence. I was a n00b once and appreciated a little help.



Go back to sipping your soup.

Go back to? Who said I ever stopped?

I possess no gag reflex due to chronic post-nasal drip. I'd rather have the stuff in my tummy than cold and congealing on my boobs, spank you very much. Mmmmm-mmm, spoim.

Either this is a wave of the future.



Those that spit are staying out of the conversation.



Or the same internet phenomenon that allows all men online to be hung like horses.

I'm going to get "Best served hot, right out of the bottle," tattooed on my pelvis.

Yeah, all this is useless without pictures, or video... bla bla bla.

There's always one stupid Carroll who falls for it...

Enjoy it while it lasts, Mr. McHaggis. Something in the wedding cake makes women allergic to giving head.

That's funny, your wife still loves to give head. Just not to you.

I swallow. I used to actually like the taste of semen a lot, but either the last few guys I sucked off had diets that made theirs taste nasty or my tastebuds have changed. What can and does make me gag is overly sticky seminal fluids. Kind of like having a mouthful of honey - except salty instead of sweet.

I've said this is the Best thread ever, haven't I?

What really confuses me is, that after polling a couple of friends of mine, it seems there's quite a lot of spitting going on.

Maybe girls who spit just don't register on comedy sites?



Or we're the only ones that admit to the swallowing, since some people I asked didn't seem to really want to talk about it. Maybe it was because we were having dinner with their moms, or maybe it's just that I have different morale values... Back to my vanilla milkshake now... *suck*

Despite the deluge of 'Swallowing instead of spitting is so hot!' posts from all the guys here, I think I can clarify things by saying:



Not one of us will really care what you do as long as you're prepared to actually blow us in the first place.

I like to let about 2/3 go down while it's still at 98.6 to warm my throat and then mix the rest with spit for a couple more extra slick strokes.

Enjoy it while it lasts, Mr. McHaggis. Something in the wedding cake makes women allergic to giving head.



ButtShakespeare, Nutters. I didn't even have a piece of cake at my wedding.

ButtShakespeare? I meant Bull. I think seeing Trixxie's icon threw me off.

That's better. I should know not to try things. I'm much better when I stick with what I know.

I like to let about 2/3 go down while it's still at 98.6 to warm my throat and then mix the rest with spit for a couple more extra slick strokes.



I once killed an 87 year old woman by peeling off her skin with a spoon. I started at the back of the neck and stopped at her cooch. I bunched the skin together and muff dived in the overwhelming saggy skin until she expired and releaseD her bowels.





What Trix said made me more sick.

<action>crosses wedding cake off of the planning list.</action>Better safe than sorry, I always say.

You'll be ok, just as long as your wedding cake isn't made of Twinkies.

But, how can you resist?

Yeah Twins, I could tell you wuz on the down low.

I think I'm in hog heaven.

I swallow.



Bottoms up!

The way I'm reading this, Filly likes teh ATM.





word.

ATM is the modern way to get cash....when you're out and about!

I like the ATM, but the ATM doesn't like me. I'm sensing a pattern here.

Yeah Twins, I could tell you wuz on the down low.



I have no idea what that means but sure.

I swallow.







But hey, Stop looking at me like that.



At least I don't suck dick.

I don't think it's anyone's business on GAB whether I spit or swallow.



Hey Rider, I swallow just to let you know.

I drink Pineapple Juice religiously.





Unrelated: I own at least one issue of Maxim.

That's hot.

That's sweet.

I have a buddy that likes that, we all think he is kind of weird, but he also has a Medicinal Marijuana card so we see past it.

Hey Rider, I swallow just to let you know.



SCORE!!

I prefer she place it gently on a velvet pillow.

he also has a Medicinal Marijuana card so we see past it.



God man, just don't share his bong.

No, but he can have up too a pound of the stuff on him, so he carries all of it.

I'm a guy, so my opinion probably doesn't carry much weight, but I think one good spit deserves another.

I wonder if BIG can spread some knowledge about that, SR.



He can carry a bag containing a pound, worry free, with the card.



But if, lets say, you're on the way to a party, and he is carrying a backpack containing 1 1/4lb bag, his personal, as well as 2 ounces for the buddies, 4 Halfs and 8 Quarters for Party-Goers, Do you really think he's in the legal confines of the law?





In Canada, Such is not the case, but I base nothing off of that. Your good ol USA is pretty Frosted up.

Just to let everyone know, I read this thread slowly at first, then steped it up to a medium pace.



















I only got to read the firs 6 posts, though.

An aquaintence of mine, Ninja Dan, has a card too.



He's had spinabifida or some Shakespeare since he was a baby, And somehow now, at 19, he can not only walk and run and bend, but he's a triple black belt in Ninjitsu.



Last I heard from him, He was taking a trip somewhere and airport officials had to find him an area to go to smoke a joint, due to his condition and card. He puffed a fatty in the corner of the terminal farthest from any other people.



So that's pretty cool.

"I'm smoking a J 'cause my spinabifida hurts me."



"Yeah, well my bunions are acting up, so Puff-Puff-Pass, mother-Froster."

Wait, BIG has access to medical marijuana? Where the Frost has he BEEN? I've been dry for months.

Months?!? How do you live!

Don't the feds ignore the state medical marijuana laws?



If a federal agent catches your buddy with a pound of pot, he's going to be tasting more than just his own semen. At least he likes the taste.

SR, you have a little vomit fetish there ? I thought you didn't inhale.

Kake Kake Kake...

BIG is a law student.

But if, lets say, you're on the way to a party, and he is carrying a backpack containing 1 1/4lb bag, his personal, as well as 2 ounces for the buddies, 4 Halfs and 8 Quarters for Party-Goers, Do you really think he's in the legal confines of the law?



I don't wanna sound like an Emerson or anything, but wouldn't the obvious answer be "no?"



Last time I weighed my dick, I noticed that 1 1/4 pounds is more than 1 pound.

One Quarter Pound Bag.



There were no plurals.

You need to be more clear in your questioning then.



In that case, if he is showing that he has intent to sell, or distribute the drugs, he is no longer working within the confines of the law and can be arrested.



I think.

I'm sure that having any amount divied into multiple bags/containers would make the situation suspect enough that you would get hassled by the man, man.

That's what I'm sayin, man.

I figured as much.



That said, It would still be considered the same if he were carrying his purse bag, as well as a couple other bags for his friends, Lets say an Oz and a Half Oz.





I'm fairly certain that the laws here are up to 30 grams is allowable (no arrest, you just lose it), So long as its 1 bag. Not 2, 4 or even 82 bags.





So hey, If your buddy gets busted with your bud, SR, he can expect to get snowballed every single day in Federal.

I just want a Frost-ing OUNCE. I mean, I wouldn't mind a pound or ton or something, but I'll settle for an ounce.





OK, two ounces.

Excuse me, people.



The point is moot.

I've never smoked a joint, but to answer Hat's questiong: Maybe.





Let's move on.

Modeler's glue and paper bags are legal.





Just sayin'

By the way, Kake, come up to Maine.



My brother, the lawyer, can hook you up.

I guess Millie wants to get back to talking about swallowing jizz.





We all know that Hartman Twins does.

The pot-jacking of this thread is about as much a turn-off as if JillyWilly had started posting here about how she spits it in the blender, and mixes it with soy sauce to make a protein shake.

It doesn't take Shakespeare to set up a store to actually sell the stuff here. You have to not mind being held up at gun point by gang members every now and then though.

I was talking about pot. As much as Declan wishes it were not so, my brother doesn't suck dick. At least, not that I know of.

My brother, the lawyer, can hook you up.



That's funny, I've been trying to get my girlfriend, the doctor, to hook me up. She's a professor at the hippiest school ever, and she can't find weed? Shenanigans!

Personally, I wouldn't know where to find it here, even though I live in the hippiest town in Maine.

I agreed with Kake. If you're going to let it in your mouth, why not swallow?







Now you go.

Hey! I thought we were talking about blowjobs!

I already said all I had to say on the subject.

I agreed with Kake. If you're going to let it in your mouth, why not swallow?



Are we still talking about pot? Cause that will upset your tummy.

SR, you have a little vomit fetish there ? I thought you didn't inhale.



It's true I don't smoke that stuff. It would probably kill me. It does however make me feel more comfortable to have someone around that can legally carry it.

B.I.G. is a law student? "May I introduce your opposing counsel?" "Blahhhhhhhhhhh, You win, my client was Frost-ing his secretary, the baby sitter and the neighbors' cat. Here is his bank account number and the deed and titles to everything he used to own."

Hey! I thought we were talking about blowjobs!



(Its possible that everyone MAY have their mouths full at the moment.)

Wait, BIG has access to medical marijuana? Where the cuddle has he BEEN? I've been dry for months.



Wow, Vlad never realized you could run out of pot. Maybe Vlad's just taken the availability of pot in Oregon for granted. Seriously, you can ask anyone here if they can hook you up, and they'll know someone that either grows or sells. Hell, Vlad met a guy that worked in an umarked factory where they made bongs and "scientific glass piping" which Vlad took to mean "meth lab supplies."





Portland is missing many hand rails thanks to those damn methies.

Pot and Swallowing... GREATEST THREAD EVER!!!!!

All we need now is Jedi Knight Ninjas.

<action>just reading the title</action> You finally showered?

Bumping because the new people might need to know who the nice girls are on GAB.

screw spitting or swallowing i just let him go on my boobies. thats just me though.

he likes the show and i get whatever i want in return. he has to clean up though.

he has to clean up though.


"I guarantee that if you take a shower with your boyfriend, by the time you get out of that shower, your breasts will be sparkling clean."

--Sarah Silverman

In a (very strange) conversation with some co-workers last night on the topic of spitting or swallowing, my friend told a tale of a girl who used to scrape it out of condoms and freeze it into popcicles.

No, it's not me.

And I swallow by the way.

<action>makes notes</action>

Like every woman has basically said, it just makes more sense.

Also, Vegitarians have sweeter come. Meat makes it taste more bitter. It really is true.

Nah. My ex-husband a veg since he was 14 and his semen tasted gross.

I seem to have left out a word or two.

But I think you get the idea.

What I love about this thread, is that Spicey and I actually didn't have a wedding cake.

How did I miss this thread?

Ok, Chix. So do you spit or swallow?

I have no idea.

Mainly because by the time the eigth or ninth man in the bukkake circle has finished he has no idea if any of it's gone down his throat or not.

It does get a bit confusing.




HEY!

Well, that answers that question.