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I just learned a new derogatory expression!
A comedy conversation by The Mailman: ringing twice, as always | 01/26/2006 03:55 PM | 250 views
Just five minutes ago, the guy sitting in the cubicle next to me made a phone call and greeted the person he was calling with the following phrase:

- "Hey, how's my favorite fudge packer?"



Stunned, I stuck my head above the cubicle wall and looked at him with an interrogative look. Picture a groundhog sticking its head out after hearing an unusual sound. That was me right there.



At the end of his conversation, the guy stood up and asked:

- "You're French, how do you know this expression?"

- "Uhh. I just do", I replied.



Then he proceeded to tell me that when he was working in Australia, another phrase for fag was "Vegemite driller".



Should I invite him to GAB?

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10 Comments (Funniest: Gorky Thatcher- Secret Santa Deadbeat,The Big Easy Chocolate Cream Cheese Cresent CTCF,Piemaster - Just another fact of life...)

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Declan McManus-They say that bears have affairs
01/26/2006 04:01 PM

Only if you do it indirectly, ma cher monsieur le post.



Hilarious 6 votes 4.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1399150
Gorky Thatcher- Secret Santa Deadbeat
01/26/2006 04:56 PM

WhenI was 12, I called my dad a fudge packer. He asked if I knew what it meant.



I said, "Yup- butt Frost-ing!"



He nearly pissed himself with laughter.



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Piemaster - Just another fact of life...
01/26/2006 05:50 PM

Dinnermasher!



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Walter's Penis
01/26/2006 05:52 PM

I like fudge.



Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1399208
Gorky Thatcher- Secret Santa Deadbeat
01/26/2006 05:54 PM

Clearly. No one can be that fat without the help of a fudge eating penis.



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Gorky Thatcher- Secret Santa Deadbeat
01/26/2006 06:00 PM

Incidentally, my dick goes for the fudge with nuts.



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HRH BobJohnson
01/26/2006 06:38 PM

I call homosexuals "Chickens."



It might take a few years, but, when it finally catches on and spreads from city to city, GAB will be more fun.



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HRH BobJohnson
01/26/2006 06:41 PM

No?



I considered doing the joke with "Seth Macy."



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Noe_Ki_Bannedit
01/26/2006 06:42 PM

Me too Bob,



Although the title only applies to a specific homosexual.



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The Big Easy Chocolate Cream Cheese Cresent CTCF
01/26/2006 06:44 PM

Is he cute?