Briham just futtered your mom! 38,678 8
03/15/2006 06:35 PM

Contest over. The Winner

THESTALKER 742 0
03/15/2006 06:42 PM

Chartruesse ruined my liver.

Had my first of three liver transplants at 24. all have rejected my body.

THESTALKER 742 0
03/15/2006 06:43 PM

I feel your pain

Roofie Raccoon 56,498 8
03/15/2006 06:58 PM

Nice usage of "histrionic." Did any of you throw up? If not, the drink wasn't vile enough.



That beer and milk think sounds about as vile as I can think of.

newwave 45,850 8
03/15/2006 07:06 PM

Is that a fauxhawk I see?

Mc Chit Faced 166,013 10
03/15/2006 07:15 PM

Bar Mat shots are the worst.



(anything that collects in that rubber doormat looking thing that they mix drinks on)



We used to shake dice to see who had to take them.

Dianapop 26,304 24
03/15/2006 07:21 PM

I have the same shirt as you, ChiChi. We are meant for each other!

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,552 13
03/15/2006 07:34 PM

Frost-ing Poe!



I love chartruce, bad thing is I just can't find it here, and if I order it it is usuially 20 bucks more than what I would normally pay for it.

Balfazz 510 6
03/15/2006 07:44 PM

Beer and tomato juice...the pregnant woman's nightcap.

Captain Dan, Wüstenfuchs 44,017 7
03/15/2006 11:56 PM

This is exactly the kind of article that makes me envious of Chi Chi.



Well-written AND funny.

Schadeboy 5 5
03/16/2006 10:27 AM

I have decided that it's far more entertaining to watch other people go through this kind of thing than to do it myself. The side benefit is that when I wake up in the morning, I remember everything I did the previous night.

No_tre_Dame 76,384 8
03/16/2006 10:47 AM

Awesome article Chi-Chi.

More awesome than a dive-bar with Clubber Lang fighting Chuck Norris on a spaceship filled with aliens.

Mr. Blarney O' Sir. 66,582 7
03/16/2006 02:55 PM

Brennevin is for drinkers with much manliness. It brings swift drunkness, and projectile vomiting.

I love it dearly.



And shadenfraud, you sound like a sissy. Does your mommy hold your hand when you cross the street?

aggienuke 0 5
04/26/2006 11:56 AM

In College Station, aka Aggieland, we have bars on top of bars. The best on is the Dry Bean, a shot bar with over 50 recipes for shots. The worst is the Secret Forbidden Delicious Shot, or also known as Elf Shakespeare. All of the shots on the menu have ingredients, but for the SFDS, is simply says ????????? It is by far the worst shot ever made, but I can't help having one everytime I visit.

Los Pollos en tu Pantalones 244,402 20
04/26/2006 12:01 PM

and actually died for several seconds



heh, awesome

Shagnasty 0 5
04/26/2006 04:26 PM

I went on a challenge-the-bartender night in Austin. Went to a bunch of places and dared them to give me the most Christ-awful drink they could manage. I said they could use anything they wanted as long as the ingredients had come out of a liquor bottle. Winner was the bartender at the Continental Club, the ne plus ultra of filthy holes. With a perfectly straight face he set a glass on the bar, picked up the rubber sweepings mat below the waitress pickup station, tipped the runoff from it into the glass, and squeezed his bar rag on top of that. Two days later, I quit retching long enough to realize my tounge was smoking.

Phuc 233,418 16
04/26/2006 04:41 PM

The Phuc:



Four parts Coca-Cola

Two parts pee pee



Garnish with a wedge of lime.

jayoh 0 5
04/26/2006 05:06 PM

horse jizz

jayoh 0 5
04/26/2006 05:07 PM

horse jizz

one part beer, one part milk

all parts gross

Krajster 0 5
04/26/2006 05:34 PM

I have the absolute worst two drinks, ever...



Prairie Fire - Jose Curevo 1800 and Tabasco



Black Samuari - Sake and Soy Sauce



Those two have laid more waste to more lives than all of the conflicts in history together.

Stumpy 0 5
04/26/2006 05:36 PM

A 252

1/2 shot 151 Rum (151 Proof)

1/2 shot Wild Turkey (101 Proof)

Rizznutz 0 5
04/26/2006 05:41 PM

Worst shot I ever did was called an F U 2. I believe it Yaeger, goldenshlaeger, Rumplemintz and 151. Tastes like blowing into a donkeys ass and recieving the inevitable backlash!

The Joe 0 5
04/26/2006 05:43 PM

Mexican in snow shoes: Take tequila add pepermint shnaps pour over ice sip then throw up all over the place

SaDisTic3vil 0 5
04/26/2006 06:41 PM

I used to bartend during spring break in florida a few years back. We came up the with most awfull concoction this side of hell.



Bloody Runny Indian Fart at Sunrise.

in a rocks glad you put in one shot 151 on top of this one raw egg one shot of baileys and topped off with a couple squirts of tobasco.



I don't know if you've ever tried a raw egg alone, but the 151 begins cooking the egg to a rotten consistancy, while also curdling the baileys, top that off with tobasco and you are in for a ride.



I don't know how many college students I had vomit right there at the bar.

AngryGerman 0 5
04/26/2006 06:58 PM

Dead Blurquilamiester

You heard me, 151, Blackhouse, Wild turkey, Tequila, and Jager. Mix either warm or cold and enjoy!

roshi7 2 5
04/26/2006 07:08 PM

Vodka (supermarket brand is best), mixed with Crystal Light. Yum. Healthy too!

Grimly 0 5
04/26/2006 07:11 PM

Dirty Mexican - Tequilla and Mayonaise

ElusiveGecko 0 5
04/26/2006 07:48 PM

Texas Rattlesnake. Tequila, vodka, everclear (maybe rum) and Tabasco sauce. It tasted like burning and I almost couldn't keep it down, but I made it through to tell about it today. But it was truly awful. 21st birthday tradition around here, though.

Toddshaw 0 5
04/26/2006 09:31 PM

a Captain Coorman's bomb which I named and first drank (of anyone I know), it's a pint of coor's light, then you drop a shot of Captain Morgan's into it and chug. It tastes horrible, and it's hard to hold down, but gets the job done

El Burro 0 5
04/26/2006 10:12 PM

Suicidal Tendency

1 oz Absinthe

1 oz Everclear



what can I say about it? look what's in it. pure evil. pure pure evil.

anomaly 0 5
04/26/2006 11:54 PM

gotta go with the three wise men: jack, jim, and jose all together in one ass kicking shot

Beerninja 0 5
04/27/2006 01:39 AM

Gorilla Fart:



1/2 Whiskey

1/2 Barcardi 151



Tastes just like the name...and horse jizz. Although many ahve named it before me. www.woodyandwilcox.com

BIlly Sassage Teeth 0 5
04/27/2006 06:01 AM

if ur ever in malia, u must try a Bin Laden. It's a mixture of Absynthe (prefereably red cos its stronger 90% vol!) and tobasco sauce. Burns ur insides and has a bit of a kick to it to say the least!!!!

geocodyrgia 0 5
04/27/2006 07:53 AM

Upon losing a bet I had to partake in a shot called the "Lotto 6-4-9" that a buddy of mine encountered while on a trip to Canada. This story will be about a particularly bad combination that arose from these circumstances. The thing about a lotto 6-4-9 is that, in principle, it's fairly random. Without looking at the selections the "victim" has to pick a row of liquor, and then the shot is made with equal parts of the 6th from the left, the 4th from the right and the 9th from the left. If the row isn't 9 liquors long, continue counting from the beginning of the row.



This particular day produced a shot so unique that to this day it retains the name of "The Seiter" after the name of my buddy. This unique combination of Kahlua, Tequilla and Peach Schnops was so absolutely horrid that the only way I can describe it is that not only did none of the alcohols disguise each others flavors, they actually made them MORE vivid. Combining in a symphonic cacophony of flavors that will nearly make you wretch. I've got a strong stomach. I've been through hazing of many different kinds. But this shot hardly got under my nose before my gag reflex kicked in. For those looking for the ultimate "21st birthday shot", may I present "The Seiter".

slainte23 0 5
04/27/2006 10:36 AM

Whilst in my wife's hometown visiting old friends, we visited the local bar where the entire town was that night, possibly since it was the only bar open in the town or since it was in Wyoming and there is nothing to do but get Shakespearety. Anyhoot, I thought I'd be the nice guy and order her girlfriends and her a shot, I think there were five of them. They were the foofy drink kind of girls and after trying to persuade them to do body shots of tequila, they settled for girl scout cookies (the shot). Well, this being rural Wyoming, they didn't have any creme de ment at the bar so they used the next best thing - apple pucker. "Hell, it's green too" was the reply from the bartender. This shot consists of Bailey's and the ment but substituting the Pucker created what is similar to the concrete mixer, aparently pucker has citric acid in it. Right when the shots were poured we watched in horror as the Bailey's started to boil as it curdled into a chunky cheesey mess on the top of the shot. I told the girls not to take it and I would buy them another but being the rough and tough girls they were, the bellied up and downed the drinks. The look on their faces afterward was without a doubt a Kodak moment. It was a look like someone just ran over their kitty and as if they had swallowed liquid fire. It was painful and hilarious to see. From that night on my wife has no problem swallowing anything - sorry, that was uncalled for but you notice that I still didn't delete it. Hmmm.

Ernst Bitterman 0 5
04/27/2006 10:49 AM

I was reading a list of cocktail recipes for geeks once, and this little combo was offered as "Romulan Ale": 151 and Blue Curacao. Which would be flammible as well as slightly orange flavoured and alarmingly blue, and thus a good cleaning product. As it happens, the writers suggested that a good way to get rid of an annoying geek was to mix up a batch of these, but in his replace the Curacao with either Windex or car wiper-fluid.

perikate 0 5
04/27/2006 11:13 AM

Comes from an email... but it sounds like your "Bloody Tampon":



MOST OFFENSIVE COCKTAIL This is available from a few select bars in New York. It contains tomato juice, a double shot of vodka, a spoonful of French mustard and a dash of lime. It is not mixed,but served with a tampon(unused) instead of a cocktail umbrella and is known as a 'C*nt Pump'.

hannity 0 5
04/27/2006 12:37 PM

HAH! I chortle at your puny drinks!

At a bar in Newark, NJ I was introduced to the worst shot ever, not so much because of the ingredients, but the technique in which you take the shot. It's name? The Dirty Hooker.

What you need:

1 Shot of bottom-shelf tequila

Lime wedge

Salt

Straw



You begin dumping out a line of salt on the bartop. You then break the straw in half and use it to ingest the salt line nasally. You squeeze the lime wedge into your eye, take the shot, and then punch the person next to you in the face.

There you have, The Dirty Hooker.

Belushi 0 5
04/27/2006 12:39 PM

In college, my roommate and I decided to invent the worst drink. We called it a 'Natural Born Killer '. Just drop a shot of Everclear in a half-pint of Natural Light and pound it (a la Irish Car Bomb or Jager Bomb). That'll put some hair on your ass.

SAVIORA22 4,573 6
04/27/2006 01:22 PM

There is a bar named the "Pig & Whistle" in Kyoto, Japan; ask nicely, and you can be served tequila out of pitcher that contains assorted flora, fauna, and a dead scorpion.



Pleasant dreams!

traid 0 5
04/27/2006 02:29 PM

Acid Rain:

Bacardi 151, gin, scotch, tequila, & Tabasco sauce



Can be found on http://www.good-time-charleys.com/shooters2.pdf

Pram Maven can clickie now 61,855 25
05/30/2010 11:27 AM

The Sorrow.



1 part failed marriage.



2 parts children from your first one.



1 cup of crushed Hopes and Dreams



stir slowly while bawling your eyes out

Sage of Seattle (Alliteration King!) 36,351 6
04/27/2006 02:43 PM

Pram Maven can clickie now



The Sorrow.

1 part failed marriage.

2 parts children from your first one.

1 cup of crushed Hopes and Dreams

stir slowly while bawling your eyes out



I'll give you a sympathy clickie, just 'cuz I been there done that.



Been to your house, done your wife.

Pram Maven can clickie now 61,855 25
05/30/2010 11:27 AM

Um, that wasn't my wife... That was my brother.

apoohneicie 0 5
04/27/2006 04:35 PM

Geez you guys are such PUSSIES!!! The "Abortion" as you call it is also known as a Brain Tumor and happens to be considered a girlie drink. Even my most froo froo girlfriends can drink those without flinching. I think a Mind Eraser (pour kahlua and vodka over ice cubes in a glass, and fill with 7-up or soda water you have to suck up the whole thing with a straw without stopping)is a million times worse! A Blue Motorcylcle (tequila, sweet and sour mix, rum, 7-Up, vodka, gin, and Blue Curacao over ice), 24 Karat Nightmare (a shot half Goldschlager half Rumpleminze) or Screaming Nazi (shot half Jagermeister half Rumpleminze) will make you wish for a quick death!

Not Miles 0 5
04/27/2006 07:40 PM

You guys are complete pussies. 151, grenadine and fire? By the color of that thing I would say you were about halfway to a shirley temple. Page 666 of the necronomicon my ass. The worst drink in the world is Taka vodka straight out of the plastic pint flask with a cigarette chaser, when all the while you're trying to figure out how you're going to get back across town in time for curfew, which is essentially what most of my early high school weekends consisted of. If you think tomato juice and vodka or grenadine and 151 or chartreuse are worthy of writing a "world's worst bar drink" article about, you should stick to chocolate choo-choo's and mike's hard iced teas.

Darrinchilada 21,343 0
04/27/2006 07:42 PM

Chi Chi drank menstration, dude. If that isn't tough - I don't know what is.

bigDummy 10 8
04/29/2006 08:49 PM

Could someone tell me how to rate an article?



I didn't come by my name by accident.

whiteline 0 5
05/01/2006 04:15 PM

The 3 Wise Men



1/3 - Jim Beam

1/3 - Jack Daniels

1/3 - Jose Cuervo



Fantastic with a capital GROSS!

brizz 0 5
05/03/2006 06:32 PM

Ingredients:



Equal parts:



Drambuie

Grand Marnier



This requires a brandy snifter...



Pour shots of each into the snifter, then light on fire. Place your hand over the top of the glass to form airtight seal that extinguishes flame (it helps if your palm is wet). Take a straw and slide it in between your fingers keeping seal as tight as possible. Drink spirits as fast as possible through straw. Remove straw after drink is finished. Put glass to nose and remove hand to allow burnt fumes to be inhaled deeply through your nose.



Try not to pass out.







P.S. "The Three Wise Men" is Jim, Jack and Johnny Walker, NOT Jose Cuervo.

brizz 0 5
05/03/2006 06:33 PM

oh, and the above grand marnier travesty is known as a "Backdraft"

tafka 0 5
05/05/2006 10:50 AM

Back in the day, when I was broke & at uni, I made a Fire Engine out of a $2/4Litre(7 pint)cask labrusco(De Bortolli), lemonade & home brand "raspberry"(red flavour) cordial.



As for the taste, well... Have you ever been so drunk at an O-week party that you've thrown up blood, stomach lining & bile into your half-empty cup, looked at it & decided to strain it a bit & drink the contents anyway?

heinz.ketchum 0 5
05/08/2006 08:14 PM

Nice article, wish I could have partaken... so instead, here are a couple of my favorite aweful drinks.

"The Brain Torpedo"

Little sketchy on how to properly make this, (I was wasted) but it involves pepperpot vodka (the peppers must be white) on the rocks with celery salt and diet 7 up. Since you make it in a glass normally reserved for rye and cokes, its something that takes you a while to finish, and that sucks.

"The man shot"

Half and half cutty-sarc (no idea how to spell it, but its aweful cheap scotch) and tequila. I of course had no problem with this one, but my friends were not so lucky.

"What the hell was I thinking"

There is no rational explanation for this one. Just mix melted butter with vodka in a shot glass. I could feel my insides curdle and my soul cry. I had some of my friends in ottawa try it, and they immediatly ran outside and puked off of the porch. Awesome.

Dfectivetrip 0 5
05/08/2006 10:53 PM

Cement mixer.

1 shot lime

1 shot bailys

seprate glasses

mix in mouth and shake head to mix drinks in you mouth, try to drink.



Elaphant Wank.

Baileys

1/2pt Larger

Vodka

all in a pint glass, try to drink!

vivalamexico 0 5
05/14/2006 12:14 PM

Got to be the "Jersey Turnpike"



Wait till the bartender calls last call, then have him wring out the bar rags into a shot glass till its filled, drink, die.

Konlee 0 5
05/14/2006 11:37 PM

Was at a cocktail party that started well organised ( as all good parties do) everyone had to bring a different bottle, there were bartenders menus etc... towards the end of the night when all but a few had gone home, we were trying to make drinks with the remnants behind the bar... we came up with "Crushed Marine Life" so called because of the sickly aquamarine colour it goes when you mix it, the vile concoction even managed to stain the floor, in a jug mix 4 shots vodka, 4 shots Black Sambucca top with orange juice and enjoy

Mr. Slinky 28,126 8
05/14/2006 11:51 PM

I just want to post this because I thought it up while with a couple of buddies.



Hillbilly Pornstar:

Equal parts of Jack Daniels and Molson XXX.

ringworm 68,037 9
05/15/2006 03:55 AM

local specialty: bitch water. it used to be a shot of cream sherry, but now it's white port. i've ordered the cream sherry for the sole purpose of getting my dinner out of my stomach.

Debanana 0 5
05/18/2006 04:43 PM

I have a feeling that this may be taken place in Tucson, Arizona.



The cement mixer gives me goosebumps just thinking about it!!

Tone Parsons 0 5
05/19/2006 06:35 PM

When my brother turned 21, I got him a mixology book. We planned on drinking every last beverage in the book, starting with "A" and ending with "Z".



The first recipe in the book was the A-1 Pick Me Up



Ingredients

1 Pint Rum

1 Dozen Lemons

1 Dozen Eggs

1 Lbs. Rock Candy

Mixing Instruction

Squeeze the juice from all the lemons into a crock pot. Break eggs, add them to the lemon juice, with the shells included. Cover with damp cloth. let it sit for a few days until the egg shells dissolve. Strain through cheese cloth into another pot, Boil rum, rock candy, and a quart of water in a saucepan until smooth. Combine with egg mixture and bottle.



Yup... we jumped straight to "Bloody Mary".

ThirstyMcSurly 4,428 10
05/19/2006 07:23 PM

ahh "Club NEWGIT" as we Tucsonans call it

Pram Sandwich 61,855 25
05/30/2010 11:27 AM

The Unwanted Frost-ing Child.



1. ONE part saline aborted kid. Hell, it can be ten years old, I don't care.



2 ADD a bunch of alcoholic Shakespeare.



3 DRINK up, ya Carrolls.

brewtaltiy 9 5
06/01/2006 01:14 PM

A few years ago I was in Rota, Spain and ran accross a genuine Irish pub. It was run by an evil Irishman by the name of Pat (If you want to hear something hilarious listen to some one speak Spainish with an Irish accent). Pat had hired a guy by the name of Marty (you want to hear something REALLY funny listen to a Pollack speak Spainish with an Irish accent), no matter what language Marty would use he was unintelligible; that is until he started yelling about his Mad Dog Shot.

Most of us in the US know that Mad Dog 20/20 is cough syrup sold as malt liquor. This shot is 1 shot of vodka either grenadine or black currant with a couple shakes of tabasco for good measure. Being a person of iron constitution I pride myself in never spewing on the bar but when this concoction that tasted like nyquil made soemwhere in Louisiana hit the back of my throat it was all I could do to save my reputation and nochalantly state that it wasnt bad and I needed to take a jaunt to the mens room, where I proceeded to offer up my sacrifice to the great porcelin god.

deepfriedsushi 0 5
06/14/2006 02:01 AM

A few years back, some idiot friends and idiot me decided to invent a drink for a New Year's Eve party. I'll spare the idiotic details, but here's the gist of it: champagne flute, filled about halfway with black coffee (preferably espresso), shot of vodka, shot of gin, half shot of 151, lemon juice and top with whipped cream. We named it "buttsex" because we're idiots. Down the sucker. It's one of the most horrid things ever... bitter, oh my god is it bitter, and too much alcohol. Because it's warm from the coffee, that alcohol goes straight to your bloodstream. Two of these things put a career alcoholic face-first on the floor at a bar in Olathe, Kansas.

blow it 0 5
06/14/2006 06:18 PM

wrap your heads arround this. take one shot of blair's sudden death sauce, let it sit in your mouth. then waShakespeare down with a quad-shot of absolut. you mind, digestivesystem, etc. will not know what to do.