Shouldn't it be:



The latest chick just came to prance.

I seriously do not get these, but I'm sure they are hilarious.

Hey Declan:





The bailman likes mares*





*It's homofag and homophone goodness.

Goofie is Rorgeous.

Oliver felt a little giddy after a confidence booster from his kin.





The dead woman's curse made Tabula hum.





Dead Robot regretted the night he needed an ace but his partner gave him spades.

In reference to this article:

Cap'n Dan had such a bad start, it gave him a good opportunity to phone his roommate.



John Hargrave had to pray five GABbers to help him with his monthly spank.



Playing with a fife and a gong is how Whistler acts all day.

This thread needs more participation.

Thinking sucking Frosts.

Chance saved her beaver and then it shat on my wood.

I would never "save" a beaver. They bite!

Nothing beats seeing Chance's bust in my old thread.

Demands to relieve the bloat were met with a stubborn gaze.

There was an idiot named Ima performing on stage, she had a terrible sink.