Ugliest MySpace Page
A comedy conversation
by John Hargrave | 08/27/2006 07:52 PM | 262 views
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While recently working on my own MySpace page, I was struck anew at how many BUTT-UGLY MYSPACE PAGES there are in the world.
I thought it would be interesting to make a list of ugliest MySpace pages below. Funny comments about the page should factor into your vote.
My contribution: This is what Liberace saw when he did cocaine.
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Funny
8 votes
3.3
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Chuckleworthy
9 votes
2.9
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Midgets
08/27/2006 08:08 PM
The Worst Myspace of them all, probably done by an epileptic monkey with one bad eye.
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Funny
12 votes
3.4
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Midgets
08/27/2006 08:09 PM
Please don't ban me.
I love you.
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Funny
8 votes
3.5
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daisypie
08/27/2006 08:09 PM
You got some problem with unicorns, John?
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Hilarious
7 votes
4.0
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Return of the Son of the Rockin' Donkey
08/27/2006 08:20 PM
The best part is the whiney crybabies bitching because their myspace pages aren't accessible. I mean, how bad is it when you have to be at a website EVERY DAY?
What? I can leave GAB anytime I want.
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
2.7
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Ditdah
08/27/2006 08:29 PM
You always find more creative ways to whore yourself out to us under disguise of a challenge, John. Kudos.
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Funny
4 votes
3.7
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Ditdah
08/27/2006 08:41 PM
While recently working on my own MySpace page
Sooo, why is Tom still your top friend?
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Funny
2 votes
3.0
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Ditdah
08/27/2006 08:42 PM
I really love you. Please don't ban me.
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Funny
3 votes
3.3
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Chi Chi Felipe- not KChiki
08/27/2006 09:27 PM
Hmmm, I didn't notice because I enjoy television shows that are funny.
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Hilarious
3 votes
4.0
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Chi Chi Felipe- not KChiki
08/27/2006 09:31 PM
This page must be allowed to load fully, and you must have your volume turned up. I, nor Zugcorp Inc, nor its parent company Globaldyne Defense Systems, can be held responsible for seizures that may occur from viewing that link.
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Funny
1 votes
3.0
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The one that broke the camel's back
08/27/2006 09:40 PM
I asked John to be my friend on Myspace. *hearts coming out of eyes*
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Funny
6 votes
3.3
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TableTopJane
08/27/2006 09:41 PM
Hey, John, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think unicorns are kick ass!
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Chuckleworthy
4 votes
2.8
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All work and no play makes Yorkie a dull boy
08/28/2006 06:09 AM
A friend of mine decided that the reasons behind "pimping out" his Myspace was to see how many people's browsers he could crash.
I'd link to it, but his endeavor was far too successful.
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Funny
3 votes
3.0
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Pumpkin Seeds-roasted on an open fire
08/28/2006 03:00 PM
http://www.myspace.com/fsdk
It's raining men?
Holly Shakespeare! If he's the man it's raining, there'll be craters EVERYWHERE!
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Amusing
1 votes
1.0
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Fratberry
08/28/2006 04:27 PM
Zaphod Beeblebrox
Looks like someone beat you to it.
And probably nobody ever in the history of the internet has ever used that moniker before either. Pot, kettle, blah blah blam.
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Chuckleworthy
2 votes
2.0
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The L Spot
08/28/2006 06:07 PM
What about a contest for MySpace page with the most Ls in it?
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Amusing
1 votes
1.0
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Lorenzo Duke
08/28/2006 09:25 PM
Does anyone know LarkKnot's myspace. Cause I want to look at her photos and...make fun. Um...of them.
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Amusing
1 votes
1.0
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Schadeboy
08/29/2006 05:08 PM
I hate MySpace. So in my opinion, with the sole exclusion you (the person reading this comment), all MySpace pages are ugly.
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
2.0
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Phuc
08/29/2006 05:14 PM
Worst. First post. Evar.
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0 votes
0.0
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Prof. Spank
08/29/2006 06:49 PM
Im dissipointedd! none of theese are particularly bad. might havta go find some myself! what we need are some primo 13-year-old's emo page
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0 votes
0.0
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Prof. Spank
08/29/2006 06:52 PM
damn, all my initial finds are private! keep tryin, i guess
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Funny
6 votes
3.8
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Chi Chi Felipe- not KChiki
08/29/2006 06:54 PM
I've never had a difficult time finding my privates.
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Amusing
1 votes
1.0
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Beater of the Meat
08/29/2006 06:59 PM
This is one of the worst.
CG, I love you for that.
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
2.0
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Doll of Troy - Is it football season yet?
08/29/2006 07:45 PM
it is a bit odd, but interesting, alot of one word inside jokes apparently
And I'm pretty sure that wasn't a my space page...
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0 votes
0.0
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BruceSmells
08/30/2006 01:27 PM
emo kids are the worst, they have all the typical dark colors then a picture of them cutting themselves...damn them.
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Funny
1 votes
3.0
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Deaddogs and Alligator Ears luv Paxil
08/30/2006 08:11 PM
I can't see any of them. Looks like my company's firewall blocks poor taste like spam.
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0 votes
0.0
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jeeni
08/31/2006 07:43 AM
I wonder if she's gay?<a href ="http://myspace.com/rainbowbrite" target="_blank"> http://myspace.com/rainbowbrite</a>
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0 votes
0.0
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jeeni
08/31/2006 07:43 AM
damnit, I can't code...
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0 votes
0.0
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ThirstyMcSurly
08/31/2006 07:49 AM
I can tell you this much...they like E, and fuzzy pants.
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
2.7
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Phuc
08/31/2006 11:28 AM
Any Myspace page where THESE DUMB FrostS POST PICTURES OF THEIRS AND OTHER PEOPLE'S KIDS!!!
Jesus creeping Shakespeare, people! Don't y'all watch Fox News? The pedofiles (that's not a bike messenger, by the way) are all over Myspace, looking for fresh meat and if they think your kid has a pretty mouth, they will find him/her, stuff him/her in the trunk, and do a combination Dahmer/Bundy/Gacey on him/her.
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Chuckleworthy
2 votes
2.5
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jeeni
09/01/2006 06:18 AM
I'll always love this myspace page for what it is. Forever.
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0 votes
0.0
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BlueLep will kill you in your sleep
09/01/2006 06:27 AM
<action>knows that the owner of the following page will rape him for this...</action>This has got to be the worst.
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0 votes
0.0
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Deaddogs and Alligator Ears luv Paxil
09/01/2006 04:43 PM
I think myspace is redundant. Fugly.com began posting Glamour Shot trainwrecks on the internet years ago.
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