Candy-Corn Chit 163,069 10
10/21/2006 05:06 AM

Eeewww...







Should have just swallowed.

Succubus 3,331 7
10/21/2006 05:11 AM

I do swallow, but in retrospect I should have gargled.

JingleBellsJane 168,381 11
10/21/2006 05:36 AM

<action>considers discussing her mucus plug in an attempt to top that

Succubus 3,331 7
10/21/2006 06:07 AM

Go ahead.

Chris Garrett 86,496 7
10/21/2006 06:15 AM

Well, let's see.



The tattoo that got infected over three weeks ago is still festering.



It's all bubbly, red and swollen, and it itches like a bastard.



I scratch it, and skin flakes off all over everything....my couch looks like ground zero after the towers fell.



The doctor says that it will be swollen for at least another month, as the pus inside slowly dries up and is reabsobed into my body.

Chris Garrett 86,496 7
10/21/2006 06:18 AM

Pus.

Succubus 3,331 7
10/21/2006 06:19 AM

Everyone has pus. I have bacterial colonies that I'd rather not see outside of my biology lab.

Ju-An: The Grudge 0 0
10/21/2006 06:23 AM

Is this what they look like?

SHP. Eats shoots & leaves with some candy 124,106 8
10/21/2006 06:25 AM

When I lost my mucus plug, I thought I had hoarked a bloody loogie right out of my cooter.



Now, bacteria is natural. Bloody lung butter shooting out of your love canal is not.

Succubus 3,331 7
10/21/2006 09:34 AM

No Juan, my tonsils look more like this, except only the left one looks like that.

Succubus 3,331 7
10/21/2006 09:34 AM

And what's more natural than bloody mucus shooting out your cooter? I get that every time I get turned on while I'm on the rag...

The Millie Mash 105,960 9
10/21/2006 09:35 AM

Gross. Probably true, but gross.

Candy-Corn Chit 163,069 10
10/21/2006 11:54 AM

I once saw a stripper at a bachelor party shoot ping pong balls across my buddies living room from her crotch.





Yea, not that gross, but not something that you see and forget either.

Return of the Son of the Rockin' Donkey 76,661 11
10/21/2006 12:01 PM

With a name like Succubus, I can only imagine how your mouth became infected with the clap.

Succubus 3,331 7
10/21/2006 12:23 PM

Update: I just poked it with a Scope-soaked q-tip and came back with a bloody pus and Scope-soaked q-tip.

Candy-Corn Chit 163,069 10
10/21/2006 12:30 PM

Larknot, do they have you gargling with a 50/50 Hydrogen Peroxide and H2O mix ?

Dead Battery-The Razor In Your Apple 2,510 6
10/21/2006 01:49 PM

I came here expecting pictures of Oliver's tits.

































Damn.

m squared in an eye patch 2,846 4
10/21/2006 10:49 PM

Tonsil pus packs are best picked out with a toothpick. A Q-tip doesn't do nearly as good of a job. Man that's fun. I wish I had some right now!

Jolson 16,061 6
10/21/2006 11:12 PM

Update: I just poked it with a Scope-soaked q-tip and came back with a bloody pus and Scope-soaked q-tip.



If you did that without a gag reflex I want to marry you.

Shemptasm-The Tall Man 15,034 8
10/21/2006 11:31 PM

Speaking of gross.



Yesterday I went to see my eye doctor.



While waiting to see him I got a stomach ache. And when I get one, there aint no holding it in.



So I ask to use the baffroom which is right next to the examining rooms.



I go in and start to rip ass.



First off the flatus I kept emitting about every second and a half, sounded like I was choking the Aflac duck with my bare hands.



And my poo had the consistency of really loose oatmeal. So that it sounded like I turned on a garden hose in the toilet. So in a lame attempt to cover up my um, sounds, I turned on the faucet, which didnt help at all.



And the smell, oh that horrible smell, was like burnt chili mixed with tar. Of course there was no air freshener.



So when I got done there were 3 different kinds of hand soap (no air spray but 3 kinds of soap? Frost!). I wash my hands with all three, one at a time, and then wave my hands around, each time, hoping the fragrance of the soap would cover up my shame.



It didnt.



After that I open the door. My Doctor and a very cute nurse are standing right there (within sound and smell distance)waiting on me.



With looks of both disgust and pity on their faces.



I hate when that happens.

Succubus 3,331 7
10/21/2006 11:40 PM

Sorry Jolson, the spray of puShakespeare-ing the back of my throat did indeed activate my gag reflex, so no wedding bells shall be ringing. And Shemp, you should have poured some of the most scented soap into the toilet bowl and then flushed again. The resultant spray of soap particles would probably have helped "clear the air."

Hat, Most likely on an unreliable PC. 90,949 6
10/21/2006 11:42 PM

So top that Shakespeare.



I'd still let you blow me.

Jolson 16,061 6
10/22/2006 12:01 AM

<action>sheds a tear.</action>

Huggiesdsc 164 4
10/22/2006 12:08 AM

you know whats gross to me? mitochondria... all those cilia and whatnot... just fills you with the shudders

Ju-An: The Grudge 0 0
10/22/2006 12:13 AM

I bet they looked like this

Pramoweenie 51,549 8
10/22/2006 01:37 AM

<action> grabs some whipcream, chocolate syrup, sprinkles...</action>



So top that Shakespeare.

m squared in an eye patch 2,846 4
10/22/2006 01:39 AM

That was pretty funny, Pram. See what I meant about coming up with your own stuff?



Everything's better with sprinkles.

Pramoweenie 51,549 8
10/22/2006 01:40 AM

<action> puts sprinkles on cancer, takes a bite, makes a face </action>



No, it's really not

Just plain ole turtle 19,448 6
10/22/2006 07:25 AM

After that description I just have one thing to say:



SUYT(onsils)

Captain Skippy with a parrot 41,095 10
10/22/2006 07:36 AM

...And the smell, oh that horrible smell...



um... courtesy flush? or two?

Captain Skippy with a parrot 41,095 10
10/22/2006 07:45 AM

I can't believe I'm telling this but Trae shared her escapade,.,



So I got a hemorrhoid once, and not the internal kind, oh no. It was on the outside and it hurt. It was about the size of a large grape and after a humiliating visit to a female doctor to inspect it, I was given a cream and told to come back in a week to drain it if the cream didn't work. Of course it didn't so I decided to drain it myself.



If you're not aware of what a hemorrhoid is, it's basically just a big blood clot.



So, after several sticks of the needle I hit pay dirt and it pops. This sucker oozed out a clot of blood as black as night, the consistency of liver and the size of a small fetus.



Yes, I did play with it for a while. It was fascinating.





It had to be drained a couple more times over the next week before it was gone for good. They were not nearly as exciting as the first time, but then again what is?









So top that Shakespeare.



Topped

Succubus 3,331 7
10/22/2006 11:24 AM

You should have just used a knife to cut it open.

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,515 12
10/23/2006 01:13 AM

how about an injection of vitamine "me"?

Shemptasm-The Tall Man 15,034 8
10/23/2006 01:21 AM

..And the smell,

um... courtesy flush? or two?





I flushed that bad boy 3 times.



It dont matter how many times you flush when your flatus is wafting around the room.

HammerHeadless Horseman 58,694 10
10/23/2006 10:34 AM

So top that Shakespeare.





Topped.

Death Chickens from OUTER SPACE 236,007 13
10/23/2006 04:14 PM

Damn, Skippy

Pumpkin Noggin-Boo,boo,boo...did I scare you? 56,342 4
10/23/2006 09:25 PM

I'm not sure whether the white colonies are an improvement over the black spots



Silly Girl....White colonies are ALWAYS an improvment over negro areas...it means the housing costs and taxes are going to sky rocket in your mouth!