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Yesterday afternoon at work, I wasn't feeling very well, so I decided it would be best if I simply went home to get some rest. Once I got home I started to feel really sick. Over the course of the evening, I experienced all of the following:
- nausea
- vomiting
- diarrhea
- headache
I woke up this morning, not feeling much better, so I made the decision to go to the doctor. This bummed me out, because I am hardly ever sick, and it meant I had to put an end to my 5-year run without seeing a doctor.
The doctor told me to sit down and asked me to describe my symptoms. So I kindly gave him the information:
- nausea
- vomiting
- diarrhea
- headache
Five minutes later, I was out of the doctor's office, with a prescription in my hand, which included five days of antibiotics. Tonight, as I took the first pill, I read the little paper that came with the medicine. The paper doesn't even really say what the medicine does exactly, but it is very informative on the possible side effects:
- nausea
- vomiting
- diarrhea
- headache
I expect to have nothing liquid left in my body by tomorrow night.
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Hilarious
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A-No-Knee-Mousse
03/14/2007 07:26 AM
I didn't get the last sentence.
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Chuckleworthy
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Showmaster
03/14/2007 07:31 AM
You don't get much, do you anon?
He was obviously referring to the fact that coffee dehydrates you, and if you drink several cups a day you need more water to make up the difference, but it is worth it since there are so many antioxidents in it as well.
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A-No-Knee-Mousse
03/14/2007 07:35 AM
'K.
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Funny
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300 Spartans and a Taco
03/14/2007 07:37 AM
I really loathe mankind.
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shadesofgrey
03/14/2007 11:09 AM
Yay Pepto-Bismol! Unfortunately, whenever that Shakespeare was force-fed to me when I was a child (yes, I was actually sick) the end result was an unpleasant pouring forth of vile pink fluid from both ends.
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