<action> troutslaps Syncope </action>

Am I doing this right?

<action>sighs</action>Perfect.

Can I pretend to be them and tard it up in here?

So. Dissapointed.

I thought this would be about Miley.

And Pram, I don't hate you. I hate syncopeepee.

I actually like syncope, his pastiness and wiry skeletal visage makes all the rest of you look better.*







*Except Squirrley

My twat is more sweet than salty.

Just sayin'.

Shut up bitch. Stop tarting up the place.<action>puts on his LARPing gear</action>

I think it's great that Chance can eat herself out.

The Marginally Small Ravos
GABbing since 2005

Shove it.

Release the hounds.
Let them rip out syncope's juggler vein.

your mother's a prostitute.

bizarre little tard deathmatches

I picture it to look something like this.

The Marginally Small Ravos
GABbing since 2005

If that's true, how come you're hardly even a blip on my radar?

Or have you correctly been lurking most of that time?

I lurked for a while, then posted a bit, then went on a hiatus, and now I have an abundance of free time, so I'm actually posting.

<action>Drops an anvil on all fourty two foxybills</action>

Personally, I don't think Ravos belongs in that list. Sure, he is a bit hyper, but I think he has potential.

Shut up bitch. Stop tarting up the place.

Your anger makes me HOT HOT HOT! Lets fork AND spoon.

<action> Apologies for being born.</action>

Commits Seppuku and encourages all n00bs to follow my lead.

Well, at least I made a list for a change!

Mung can take Ravos's place, though I would like to say, for the record, the "GABbing since" label means nothing. I don't give a flying Frost if you've been gabbing since Al Gore invented the internet, if you suck you're a Frost-ing n00b.

Hey Syncope, go suck your dad's clit.

We've secretly replaced syncope's coffee with heroin. Let's see if he notices.

So here's your kiddie table arena. Resartus, foxybill, squirrly, manhole, neophyte, ravos, fezig, and anyone else GABbing since 2008: step inside and pick an enemy.

Ok, I pick Switzerland. I don't trust those people. Always being neutral, not picking fights with anyone, making those watches. I tell you they can't be trusted.

Commits Seppuku and encourages all n00bs to follow my lead.

Haha, you made a death!

Syncope is my new favorite person of the day. The rest of you had better step it up!

I'm so happy not to be on that list.

Now kids, when you are killing each other there are two things to remember: 1)Food goes in the disposal, hair and flesh in the trash 2) I'm better than all of you.

And taller than most of them.

Left off another list oh well. I vote for chance she seems too high maintenance.



Yes now it is about you the attention whore. Luvyakthnks.

Save ya the time "who". Anyone seen my meds?

You're saying that I am high maintenance? Maybe you have nothing to offer me, have you thought about that?

HUH! HAVE YOU!?

Finely I feel right at home.
Thank you-drive thru.

Let them rip out syncope's juggler vein

and

Finely

End of story.

Is anyone else concerned that this Vomus characters last 5 posts are referring to me? No? Just me then? Okay carry on.


One question: How can I possibly be insane thinking everything is all about me when YOU MAKE IT ALL ABOUT ME?

Riddle me this.

You know, when my English professor complains about how my generation can't spell, it irritates me, because I know that at least I can spell. However, Foxybill42 reminds me that my professor is right.

I bet Vomus is that same ass-rock guy stalking you on the GAB Facebook page.

I havent been to GAB facebook in awhile. Someones stalking me there? I HAVE A FAN! Creepy. Mama likes creepy.

I shall go check now.

TEASE!

<action>rubs Shakespeare in his hair and drools</action>
yeah!! me have thread!

Theres a GAB facebook group? I must join in the festivities (or lack thereof)

Rock lobster, kindly lock yourself in this thread.

Preferably with some sort of gasoline engine idling.