Unless I hear any funnier suggestions, I will have Barack send a ham to Senator John McCain's house.

Sned McCain some Rogaine.

You should sent Hillary a gift certificate for Cracker Barrel.

A Ham? Send the Senator a watermelon from Barack and an order of fried chicken...

How about a box of Depends?

this sounds like a setup for pranking the white house

Send some books on the art of feng shui there http://www.amazon.com/Feng-Shui-Tips-Your-Home/dp/1567188095
or a trophy to george bush: "that was a first place presidency".

You could send Rev. Wright this book.

Send something to Colbert. If it's at all interesting he won't be able to NOT put it on the air.

How much would it cost to crank out a few "Fist Strong - Bumping for Barack" awareness wristbands? More importantly, what color should they be? Is black too on-the-nose?

How much would it cost to crank out a few "Fist Strong - Bumping for Barack" awareness wristbands? More importantly, what color should they be? Is black too on-the-nose?

Couldn't they be kinda zebra-striped?

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You could send Reverend Wright or Al Sharpton some NWA CDs.

Send Nelson Mandela a birthday present with a card saying something like "Happy Birthday. Stay black bro. Love Obama"

Send Hillary a copy of the Queen CD that has "We Are the Champions" on it.

Note to John: The Fist Bump has evolved.

You could always send an HD copy of "The Deer Hunter" to McCain's house.

A case of Angostura Bitters to Hilary.

Dildos to the KKK.

Ex lax and enemas to Bill Clinton.

An "honorary brutha" shirt to John Cusack.

Its gotta be something racy like a black fist dildo to Colbert. I needs to be personalized with "YES WE CAN" written on the base or along the arm.

Or just put the dildo on a trophy base with "YES WE CAN" engraved on a brass plaque.

Send me a MacBook Pro.

How about sending something to a talk radio show host? Not exactly sure who, but it'd be funny to hear their reaction on the air if they buy it.

Hmmm... I'll have to ask my boss (aka a lawyer) if it's still identity theft if it is hooked up to your own social security number. If not, this could be interesting. If so, I hope John at least ends up on some big news shows.

Flowers and candy to Hugo Chavez and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad with a note saying, "Thinking of you. Hope to have a little get together the first of the year."

On the Radio DJ note, <a href="http:\\www.btls.com">Bubba the Love Sponge<a/> is a huge Obama supporter and would absolutely talk about anything he got with Obama's name on it on the air. You should send him a couple copies of PTM.

Goddammit.

I second the black fist dildo (or anything else) sent to the Colbert Show.

I like the idea of something that is personalized. Like a plaque, a trophy, or adding an etched plate to something... and having it signed with something like:
"Love, B.O."

Maybe that will get your mind cranking out some ideas.

Please send Hillary a copy of "How to Win Friends and influence People" and also "Home Lobotomy Kit".

how about a set of luggage for the president?

You should definitely send McCain something. Here are some ideas that may be funnier than a ham:

-Multiple copies of the same Hannah Montana CD
-An ant farm
-An autographed photograph of Barack Obama
-A copy (or several copies) of the E.T. game for the Atari 2600
-A Pokemon DVD

Frost that. Send McCain an autographed copy of Prank the Monkey.

You could probably talk to someone at amazon and have them autograph it for you.

Or you could wipe your ass with it.


I'm full of great ideas. Problem is, most of them suck.

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Send Hillary three books from Amazon with an appropriate gift message asking her to join your ticket:
"At the President's Side: The Vice Presidency in the Twentieth Century",
"Heirs Apparent: Solving the Vice Presidential Dilemma",
"America's Vice-Presidents: Our First Forty-Three Vice-Presidents and How
They Got to Be Number Two".

Then order her husband Bill some Viagra.

This to Hillary

This to Colbert

This to McCain

This to Da Prez.

This to Hillary with a note that reads, "Since you won't get close to the nuclear football, I got you the next best thing. You can make Bill go 'boom' whenever you'd like. B.O."

I don't know if non-wrestling fans would get it, but send a food-related item to Vince McMahon in Stanford, CT, (perhaps something from the pork family), with the message "Now, you can smell what Barack is cookin'."

I couldn't figure out who you'd send it to. But you can't turn on the news/radio without someone talking about the price of a barrel of oil. Since it seems to be such a hot issue, why not send somebody a barrel of crude, unrefined oil. Courtesy of 'the big O'.

Obama - Light, Sweet, never Crude.. Political Black Gold.

Surely this has potential? Potential to get Obama fired? If, for example, "Mr Obama" accidentally sends some..incriminating..stuff, to Mr McCain; or perhaps something incredibly unchivalrous, satanic for example. A media storm is certain to ensue, with the right attention-seeking stunts to help it along(kind of like the superbowl prank but, you know.)

I think you should send out custom condoms. You can get real creative with this idea.

Here is one idea:
You can put a smiling Obama picture with text saying, "Barack Obama, helping keep all of America safe. You can send them to campaign headquarters, or planned parenthood, or even your grandma.

http://www.customcondoms.org/csf.html

Since he made such a big deal out of refusing to send Obama a $2,300 campaign contribution via his own credit card because of Obama's stance on FISA, I saw you send Markos Moulitsas Zniga over at Daily Kos $2,300 worth of Obama bumper stickers and campaign buttons.

That may be the most educated and well-informed post I've ever refused to read.

How about this.

Get a McCain card and send dubyah some "gifts"

Maybe send some to hilary too... like female toiletries.... Oh wait, she's past menopause. That makes it funnier

Send a bouquet of dead roses to Jesse Helms' funeral.

Stephen Baldwin recently announced that he would leave the country if Obama wins the election (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/07/01/stephen-baldwin-on-fox-ne_n_110169.html).

If Obama sent him a travel guide, he might mention it during his next interview.

Don't be cheap, buy him a piece of luggage at least.

And that strap-on from Seven.

send a saudi arabian oil prince some biodiesel or ethanol

ship a blow up doll to a daycare

send cheney a package of shotgun shells

and send dan quayle a spelling/grammar book

Just some random ideas:

Send a replica of a peabody award to Stephen Colbert, except with Obama's face on it instead of the normal one.

Send McCain one of these.

Send Hillary a Custom Made CD with Queen's "We Are The Champions", and maybe some other 'In your face, we won' type of songs.

Send Hillary a string bikini....and Mcain a box of chocolates and flavored condoms.

You could send a big tin of assorted nuts to Jesse Jackson.

Or a joke book to Bernie Mac.

I whole-heartedly believe that you should send John McCain some hardcore interracial pornography compliments of Obama. Perhaps with a witty note of some sort.

I don't think it would be a good idea to send a donation to anything like the KK from this credit card. And for goodness sake, DO NOT JOIN that organization for him with that card.

Didn't George Bush used to own the Texas Rangers? Why don't you call up The Rangers baseball team and ask to purchase a luxury box for a game and that you want pre game on field ceremonies for your rally and pay for it with Barack's card.

john you ever goign to follow up on this

Slutty underwear, gift-wrapped and a personal typed note adressed to Hilary Clinton, but sent to McCain. Intern's mistake.....

Why not just donate to McCain's campaign with the card.

the donation would go unseen, unless it is hundreds of thousands of dollars. i would send a penis suit to hilary, and a package of over the hill stuff to mccaine

You should do something off the wall.

I suggest sending Ellen Degeneres a goat.

Send a donation to some nobody candidate like Duncan Hunter or Dennis Kucinich.

Sending Hillary Clinton a copy of the Vagina Monologues. Does'nt get any better than that!

Send a few copies of "An Inconvenient Truth" to the current admin. :) Also, a copy of "The Prince" to Bill would be funny.

Well, assuming McCain reads some fiction novels, you could send him a few copies of "Empire" by Orson Scott Card. Basically, the current president is assassinated and the next one turns the US into an empire.

please...send george w/ bush a freakin brain!!!

Damn, John. You ever gonna follow up on this?

Kenny Chesney CDs to the NAACP.

A pimp suit for Al Sharpton.

Soul for the GOP.

Send McCain a ham and some Krispy Kremes...maybe a flak vest also to show your support of him as a serious candidate, of course.

Same for Colbert but via Land Shark.

Same for Clinton - but via candy-gram. (or maybe strippergram - she's entitled to a little boomchickachicka, too. Billy boy can't have all the fun pre-WH).

Jockstrap to Ann Coulter.

Charge some panties from Victoria's Secrets, send them to McCain's camp, asking for Palin's autograph on them, telling them you aquired them from an area hotel, or wherever she might have stayed at, while at the Republican Convention.

Could always try viagra to McCain...maybe a vibrator for Palin...ass vibrators for Bill O'Reilly/Ann Coulter?

I think you should send a tube of lipstick and a statue of a pig to Palin.

Within moments of her receiving it, I'm sure "anonymous" phone calls would be made to the media. Hilarity would probably ensue.