 Second, I've learned that the Chinese are the most polite and generous people ever to grace the face of the earth. No matter how many ridiculous and insane questions I asked them, they refused to hang up on me -- unlike American customer service people, who will hang up on you if they happen to smell bacon nearby. Because they are so gracious, I hereby proclaim the Chinese to be the best prank phone call victims ever. Really, whenever you need a few laughs, just call up a Chinese restaurant and ask a bunch of crazy questions. "Do you have hot meat balls?" They can't hang up on you. "Can I have Yu Kum sauce?" See, their culture forbids rudeness. "I'd love a steaming plate of Kow Poo." I've got a million of these. "Can I have a Kwik Yank?" Somebody stop me. It rules to be an obnoxious American. If you enjoyed The Fortune Cookie Prank, you might also enjoy The Chinese Tattoo Prank, a masterpiece of office pranking. |