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Are we at ZUG really condoning murder? Heavens no. But we would like to do away with the following things:
- Megalomania
- Talking about "cooperation" as the future of computing, then buying out every competitor
- Unimaginative corporate logos
- Unimaginative software development
- Unimaginative ad campaigns
- The game "Minesweeper," which no one plays, yet is still shipped with every copy of Windows
At ZUG, we’re changing all this. First, we’re getting decent haircuts. Second, we’re creating thoughtful, hilarious content that makes C|NET call us "the merry pranksters." Third, we’re...hang on...
We had some other stuff to say, but someone just offered to buy us out for $100 million. Sorry.
Feel free to read John's thoughts on this matter or return to the story.
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