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First, I recieved the letter with the debris in it, borrowed a friend's camera, and took pictures of some of the debris on the flight deck of my ship, USS George Washington (CVN-73). Then after I left for the day, I grabbed my camera and hopped the next train for Kamakura.  When I arrived in Kamakura, I went straight for the giant sitting Buddha (Daibutsu) and left him an offering of the great Charlize Theron's gutter trash. I think he was pleased. Others attempted to pray to the Buddha to give them the offering, but he just ignored them.  I then realized that I hadn't yet answered the call of nature, so I made a bee-line for the nearest restroom, but when I arrived, I noticed that the smell was rather putrid. I remembered that Charlize Theron's gutter debris had the strange ability to emit a continuous potpourri smell, so I freshened up the area around he toilet with the debris for myself and any future people who would need to use it.  I then started walking towards the temple when i came across a small Buddha figurine made of stone. I didn't want it to feel lonely since I had bestowed an offering on its big brother, so I offered it some of the debris as well.  I then reached the temple and gave it the best offering that I could provide: more of Charlize Theron's debris. Not it will be known, at least in my mind, as the Celebrity Gutter Temple.  I left the temple, and as I was walking towards the shrines, I noticed a couple lions guarding the temple entrance. I was sure that they had not been fed in quite some time, so for the safety of the general public, I fed some of Charlize Theron's debris to them. It seemed to satisfy them enough, otherwise I may have lost an arm.  I then walked to the temple complex and noticed a temple inside of a cave, so I went inside and made the standard offering of awesome to both a cave carving and another to a whole bunch of miniature Buddhas.   After leaving the cave, I came to another shrine with some incense burning in it. I realized that nothing could smell as good as the debris from Charlize Theron's gutter, so I added them to the pot with the incense.  As I continued to walk around the complex, I came across 3 more shrines, at each of wich I left some of the incredible gutter debris. Before I knew it, it was getting dark, so I left the complex and started to walk to the station.    On the way, I checked my GPS and noticed that there was a geocache nearby (if you dont know what a geocache is, check http://www.geocaching.com/). I realized had the perfect thing to add to the geocache, so I found it after searching around a bit and added some of Charlize Theron's gutter debris for the delight of the next person who finds the geocache.  Feeling tired, I took the train back to my house and decided to keep the small amount of Charlize Theron's gutter debris left for myself so that I may be buried with them when I pass away.  | |||||||||||||
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