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Liberals and conversatives love to argue over the controversial right to "keep
and bear arms" outlined in the Second Amendment, but the truth is no
one is sure what the hell that means. We do know that killing
people with guns is bad, unless of course you're fighting a war, protecting
your family,
protecting yourself, trapped in a gang war, fighting against insurgents,
defending against terrorists, rubbing out a crime family, executing
for treason, accidentally shooting your hunting buddy, squaring off
in an Old West shootout, quelling a zombie uprising, surviving in a
post-apocalyptic wasteland, or playing GTA.  Some kids threw pies on their own...  Some with a little help...  And some with a lot of help. Nearly every donation we got during this hour was parents buying pies for their kids. I wouldn't have guessed the Second Amendment would be such a popular topic for children. A lot of the kids were wearing short sleeves, so I think they may have been confused about their right to "bare arms."  It's only one pun. It won't kill you. UNLIKE A GUN! The Second Amendment fundraiser went out with a bang. Check out these explosive results: SECOND AMENDMENT FUNDRAISER RESULTS Money earned from liberals: $92.00 Pies thrown by liberals: 30 pies (and a crust) Signatures collected from liberals: 10 It turns out the bleeding hearts, ironically, don't want any more bleeding hearts.
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