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 The people who donated to this cause were primarily female, as you might expect, but all across the age spectrum.    We had a hard time finding a reputable pro-choice charity, so we eventually went with Save the Children, a top-rated charity that (among other things) promotes reproductive health for women in developing nations. Only one man caught the irony here: "Wait -- you're supporting pro-choice and Save the Children?" "Who's next?!" shouted Darcey, moving him aside. "Throw a pie for charity!"  A few liberated men even bought a pro-choice pie. This man bought a pie for his daughter to throw. One woman bought pies for all four of her kids (I guess she chose "no").  After an hour, Mike was battered and basted with cream, and begging us to switch causes. There were still more women lining up to pie the anti-choice clown, but we had no choice but to abort the pro-choice fundraiser, so we could move on. It felt like a miscarriage of justice. PRO-CHOICE FUNDRAISER RESULTS Money earned from liberals: $108.00 Pies thrown by liberals: 36 pies Signatures collected from liberals: 2 | ||||||||||||||||||
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