THE HUMORLESS LIBERAL

Throughout the day, we were worried that someone would discover we were changing causes, and shut us down. We did get into a small scrape during our first two hours, when I was confronted by an angry liberal who had donated to global warming, then came back to find our booth now raising money for handgun violence. He pulled me aside, wanting, I think, to report us to the authorities. I managed to talk him down, suggesting he visit ZUG.com to get a feeling for our comedy stylings.

After the event, he sent me an email, which read (in part):

Date: Sun May 03
To: John Hargrave
Subject: Pie in the eye of Zug

Thanks for explaining the philanthropy efforts today. However, I think your explanation was a bit disingenous or...just not telling me the entire story.

If, however, you would have informed the participants...remember "Candid Camera?" I would feel less "taken," for I would have been informed....even after the event. However, I didn't get information from you, but was responsible for discovering this prank on my own.

Please reimburse my donation back to me: $5

Send to:
[address deleted]