Outgoing Mail Lighthearted mailjacking by John Hargrave Graphics by Al Natanagara
This prank e-mail...	...tormented this organization
Taste the Paste	Aquafresh
Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Sex	Marie Claire
NectarFizzling Out	Nantucket Nectars
Too Many Noodles	Campbell's Soup
Italian-Style Threats	Lean Cuisine
Too Dirty For Words	Dictionary.com
Oh-Oh-No	That 70's Show
That's Just Nuts	Hershey's
Bugging Out	Raid
Mr. Hat	Hat-A-Boy
Two Scoops of Ticks	Kellogg's
Dalai Llama	"Horse Lovers"
Fresh Meat	Portuguese Brand sausage
Going Out on a Limb	Towne & Country Enterprises
Grilling Them For Answers	Frito-Lay
Soil Hell	Shell Oil
Please, Be Gentile	NuYenta
Pearly Gates	Bill Gates
Would You Like Fries With That?	Burger King/Mr. Potato Head
Even More Flakiness	Psoriasis Solutions
Hello, Real Dolly	Real Doll
Chicken, Fish, or Human?	United Airlines
Di(e)	International Collectors Society
Bad Pussy	Chelsea Productions
Poet 'n' Didn't Know It	Poetry.com
Internutty	Internet Nuts
THC, M.D.	CPR International
Doggy Doo-Doo	The Doggonmitt
Still Naked Beneath My Poorly-Made, Unimaginative, Lemming-Mentality T-shirt	Coed Naked Sportswear
Weird Science	S.F. Dungeon
Organ Donor	Impotence-Away
What's the Frequency, Kennneth?	Kennneth Kindsteen, M.D., Ph.D.
I Scream	Ben and Jerry's
Return of Doctor Funk	Junk e-mail company
Smokes A Lot, But Not Everything	Smokes-A-Lot
More Flakiness	Kellogg's
Disablevision	Continental Cablevision
Correct-yone	Isadore Carret
Jeanetic Mutant	Levi's
Lame!	Alarm Central
Phony Mail	Fn Mail
Soupy Sales	Campbell's Soup
Hard Sell	Chippendales Dancers
More Outgoing Mail	to Microsoft, HotWired, AOL, and so many others!

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