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Recently someone pointed me to RubberChicken.com, with the implication that it was funny. Oh, it's funny all right. I imagine children, especially, would find it amusing. Or the senile. The highlight of this site is "FakeMail," joke letters they will send to a friend or relative for a few bucks. Please note the hilarious, joke-spoiling disclaimer at the bottom of each letter. They had a feedback form to "submit your best gag," so I did. I played the part of a moronic, emotionally disturbed teenager. (I have to confess, I slipped into the role quite easily.)
Subj: Best practical joke
Dear Rubber Chicken:
You're site is the FUNNIEST!! I have seen alot of funny sites, but you'rs
TAKES the CAKE! That rubber chicken cracks me up!!!
Heres a few practical jokes I hope youll put on you practical joke page:
1) Point to someones shirt and say "you've got a little mustard there."
When they look down, gently poke your finger in their eye!! (you can also
say relish, grease, blood, etc)
2) Say, "guess what?" When the person says, "What?" say "chicken butt."
(OR: say "guess why?" "Why?" "chicken thigh.")
3) THis one is similar. Say, "Guess what/" When they say what say "That's
what." Get's em every time!
4) Say, "Did you know the word gullible isnt in the dictionary?" Most
people fall for that, even if their smart!!
5) This ones dangerous but my brothre did it! Unscrew the lightbulb from a
ceiling lamp. Then softly break the glass off the top of the lightbulb. Get
an M-80 and tie it to the filament. Put the lightbulb back in thesocket, and
tape a bag of dog crap around the outside of the M-80. When youre victim
walks in and turns on the light BOOM!! If you want to get vicious you can
put gasoline and glass fragments in the bag! Boy won't they be surprised!
Anyway I hope you use my ideas!!
Keep up the good work rubberchickens!
They printed my letter, after sanitizing it for your protection. (In case they removed it, I made a copy.) Yes, RubberChicken.com. You've been had, but don't get mad. Get humor from ZUG. Only $3.25 to the USA, Canada or Mexico. $4.25 to any other country. 
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