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People occasionally ask me if I have a fixation on doody humor. The answer, of course, is yes! But there are also many other topics I find funny, like farts and boogers. At any rate, hopefully with this letter I got it, ah, out of my system. Subj: Dog Owners-Free samples of low cost dog waste disposal mitt.
"THE DOGGONMITT"
Finally! A NEW, cheap reversible dog waste disposal mitt.
IT IS THE LAW in most public places that if your dog dos its thing, you must
immediatly dispose of the by-product.
I would like to give you or your pet owner freind, 5 FREE doggonmitts!
No strings attached!
A simple free trial offer.
Order Now! Order Now! Order Now! Order Now! Order Now! Order Now!
Wait a minute, I've heard of these things before. They're called PLASTIC FRIGGIN' BAGS! I thought it was funny that he kept, ah, stepping around the issue with euphemisms like "does its thing" and "waste."
Subj: Re: Dog Owners-Free samples of low cost dog waste disposal mitt.
What do you mean by this? What "thing" are you referring to? I'm very
interested in your product (I have eight dogs), but I don't know what you're
talking about. Is this some sort of program to help them learn tricks
(rolling over, shaking hands, etc.)?
Thanks for your prompt reply,
Subj: Re: Dog Owners-Free samples of low cost dog waste
disposal mitt.
We supply people such as yourself with a easy way to dispose of dog
waste.
Send me your shipping address and I will send you 5 free!
Rick Wojack
How far could I take it? I wondered. Subj: Re: Dog Owners-Free samples of low cost dog waste disposal mitt.
Rick:
Dog waste? I don't understand! In my opinion, no part of the dog is wasted!
They're perfect creatures!
Explain yourself!
Apparently, about that far. Rick quit talking to me. 
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